To kick off this week’s roundup of the reality TV stars’ Instagram pics, we have Real Housewives of New York star Dorinda Medley doing what she does best: making us laugh. “I told you I never waste food,” she joked, “#summerfun #lettucesee.”
I’m ninety nine percent sure that it’s too late for me to get adopted, but if this was a realistic possibility, I would love for Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann to take me in. I feel like they are always on these tropical vacations and that is a family tradition that I could really get behind.
I have no idea where Kim and Kroy are this time- which is probably a good thing given all of the recent stories about reality star security breaches these days- but they are on a beach (again) and I’m so jealous (again).
The Don’t Be Tardy star was scheduled to appear on WWHL but, obviously, abruptly canceled her appearance to be with Kash. Kim shared that post-surgery, Kash is doing amazing – even better than hoped – and shared an updated photo of him recuperating in bed (alongside a huge leopard-print blanket).
Kash spent the night in the hospital, but Kim reports that he’s going home today! Kim thanked support from fans and Ninja Turtles for keeping Kash’s spirits up.
It’s definitely good to be a Biermann. Not only do they get to star on a reality TV show about their family, but they also get to enjoy some tropical vacations thanks to Kroy Biermann (and/or the Bravo network). Kroy, Kim Zolciak, and their four oldest children are enjoying themselves in Turks and Caicos.
It definitely was good timing for a vacation considering that this is the first season Kroy wasn’t playing for the Atlanta Falcons who were in the Super Bowl this year. It also seems like a comforting place to be after the Falcons ended up losing. Either way, it seems like the Biermanns are the real winners here.
OK, Don’t Be Tardy fans and haters, we made it through another season of Kim Zolciak Biermann’s life, just barely. Between health scares and the stress of just living la vida Kim, some episodes, we were hanging on by a thread. Or so Kim would have us believe. She still managed to deliver us her most expensive baby yet, her skincare line Kashmere, which I’m sure is selling like hot cakes in the link of her Instagram bio. As for long suffering husband Kroy Biermann, his football career still hangs in the balance (although if you follow any Kim news at all, you already know he was signed and then released from the Buffalo Bills).
Since the launch of Kashmere, Kim has been having some “weird” symptoms that she’s chalking up to the stress of self promoting a skincare line while simultaneously having a birthday party. I mean, can you guys imagine the stress? And you thought your life was hectic *snort*. Anyway, this brings Kim to an appointment with her cardiologist.
Don’t Be Tardy opens with just another day at the Beirmann house and Kim Zolciak Biermann having a topless photo shoot in her pool as her four year old son watches. Kim is FINALLY ready to launch her new skincare line and of course, who would be a better spokesperson than her? Don’t answer that – it was a rhetorical question.
Since Kim is hosting a bunch of people from her skincare team in L.A., she has Tracey pull out the best conch possible to feed and entertain them by the same pool she just floated topless in. Kim goes on and on about how hard she has been working on this skincare line and how it’s a huge accomplishment for her to launch it. Never mind that we haven’t seen one second of footage of her working on any of it. I’m sure Kim’s idea of hard work is much different than the masses. I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything else about this scene after catching the sight of Kroy Biermann dressed in cut off jean shorts, or jorts, if you will.
This week’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy is ripe with all kinds of change in the air. Kim Zolciak Biermann and Kroy Biermann are anxiously waiting to hear where Kroy will end up playing and the whole family is a tad on edge with the unknown. The only solution seems to be to throw money at the problem, which sounds about right.
Despite the stress going on around her, Tracey is cool as a cucumber, thanks to a new online relationship with a gal named Lexi. She met her on Instagram and apparently, knows almost nothing about her, even though they have been talking for a month and a half. Lexi lives in New York and Tracey has yet to join the year 2016 FaceTime her. Brielle Biermann expertly points out that Tracey is “SO old” and decides to move this relationship along with a FaceTime call. One fun fact Tracey forgot to ask in her relationship is how old Lexi is (25) and both Brielle and Tracey are shocked by this news but recover quickly enough to invite Lexi to Atlanta to see this sh*t show first hand spend some much needed time together.