You know, I used to think couples who swam in power plant pollution infested waters together stayed together, but now I’m not so sure. I mean, look at what has become of Leah Calvert and Jeremy Calvert. First, Leah‘s hookup with Robbie Kidd was caught on a deer cam. Then, Jeremy‘s wife, that would be Leah in case you don’t have your Teen Mom 2 flowchart handy, and Jeremy’s new Leah, that would be Brittany Musick, compared pictures of Jeremy’s peen.
And, um, we have a match!
Leah first reached out to Brittany on Twitter. Needless to say, that exchange didn’t go well. Brittany called Leah a home wrecker and defended her decision to get to know Jeremy after he pursued her on Facebook. “I just heard about their divorce and he confirmed it,” she said. “So why not talk to him and chill? You’re never promised tomorrow.” At some point, however, Leah and Brittany exchanged texts. As well as a pic of Little Jeremy. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Like Cheeto dust through the garbage disposal, these are the days of Leah Calvert‘s life. Leah has been in the midst of a custody dispute with her ex-husband Corey Simms, a divorce with her soon-to-be-second-ex-husband Jeremy Calvert, and cheating scandal with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd, and possibly struggling with a drug addiction.
This week Leah confirmed that she’ll be allowing MTV to capture all the drama, as she made a eleventh hour decision to return to Teen Mom 2 after quitting the show! While many assumed she just didn’t want another one of her marital meltdowns being played out on TV, the real reason may have been that she didn’t want the cameras to capture her possibly losing custody of the twins to Corey.
Luckily, Leah and Corey settled their custody issues in court on Monday and agreed to maintain 50/50 joint custody of Ali and Aleeah. Corey was considering full custody as a result of Leah’s instability and drug issues amid rumors that she was using child support checks to buy drugs – Leah still maintains she does not have an opiate addiction – but she has found Jesus at a church that specializes in addiction sermons.
Apparently cheating was as popular as Lunchables and Cheetos in the Calvert Household! In fact, we could just say they’re all a bunch of Cheat-Os, because now comes news that Jeremy Calvert was cheating on Leah Calvert too! Oops.
Jeremy and Leah are back and forth on whether or not to end their marriage of two years after Leah got roped up in a cheating scandal (and drug issues) with ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd! However sources say Leah has actually been doing Jeremy a real favor by not revealing that he too had an affair and was recently caught texting the mistress!
Sources assert that the Teen Mom 2 star recently discovered Jeremy sending texts to a woman named Brittany Musick, whom he was cheating with, and that prompted Leah to contact Brittany on twitter!
They’re on, they’re off – they’re like Hot Cheetos – they burn your mouth and are a zillion calories but you just can’t quit the little suckers! Leah Calvertand Jeremy Calvert are on and off again, like a light switch! But Leah has found one man who will stay consistent in her life: Jesus! Can I get an Amen?!
According to sources, with her latest marital and drug troubles Leah is asking: “What Would Jesus Do?” Leah has been going to church lately to get in touch with her faith. I guess now that she’s done with Teen Mom 2, the girl’s gotta do something!
Leah apparently blames herself (finally!) for driving Jeremy to leave her, so she’s looking to the Lord for guidance. “She’s started going to a church that embraces forgiveness and recovery,” a source reveals. “She’s determined to make a complete turnaround.”
Lawdy-lawd! The hills of WV are alive with the drama of Leah Messer Simms Calvert Messer and her soon-to-be-second-ex-husband-Jeremy Calvert! Leah announced that she is saying goodbye to MTV – and hinted she’s also saying goodbye to that husband of hers!
I imagine Leah Calvert and Jeremy Calvert‘s decision to work on their marriage went a little like this: they touched hands while both reaching into the Cheeto bag at the same time. There were sparks – and Hot Cheetos were made. Then the Teen Mom 2 star dumped the bag out on the coffee table and instead of reading tea leaves to predict her future, she read Cheeto dust. It said Jerrrrr-meeee and Leah – FOR-EV-ER.
Then Leah realized she could highlight her hair using the neon orange Cheeto crumbles, and do a vow renewal at the Mingo County Community Center (real place y’all) or in Nitro, WV (real place, y’all!) and honeymoon at the Boones Farm Dispensary. Or you know, maybe she and Jeremy just started following each other on twitter again and changed their Facebook statuses from “Divorced” to “It’s Complicated” Both are equally insane ways to deal with a marital problems, amirate?!
Leah‘s been accused of abusing opiates and cheating on Jeremy Calvert with Robbie Kidd. It’s messy, and I’m not sure which addiction is worse: the one to narcotics or the one to Robbie’s pe, um, personality.
Typical Leah, she’s pretending all is well one minute and crying victim the next minute. An “inside source” told Life & Style that Leah feels like a “prisoner in her own home” since she lives in a modular home on the Calvert‘s property.
This, just one week after Jeremy took to Twitter to accuse Leah of cheating on him with Robbie Kidd, announce he was filing for divorce and seeking custody of Baby Cheetos, and throw her decision to waste away his ability to financially support her (unlike her loser boy toy) in her orange face. “LMFAO,” he wrote. “You sure made a good choice. He can’t buy you a Big Mac.”