Last night on the finale of a very convoluted season of Real Housewives Of Orange County, Jesus made an appearance. Seriously – Jesus should sue this show for defamation and slander.
Tamra Judge claims she’s found Jesus after a tumultuous and painful year, so she wants to share her spiritual emergence to prove she’s changed. She may have swapped a black lace catsuit for a white bandage dress, but something tells me underneath it all she’s still the same old Tamra. And no amount of dunking herself in a pool surrounded by sycophants with television aspirations (and fear of their own murky lives floating to the top) is going to wash away her Tamra-ness. Possibly I’m just a cynic for satan?
Vicki Gunvalson may have a very dubious relationship with the truth, but she’s certainly believable in one regard: Satan IS confusing! And he was doing some of his best work last night – because the Devil is in the details where Brooks Ayers’s cancerous-ness is concerned.
Shannon Beador lashed out on Facebook last night after Vicki Gunvalson‘s appearance on Watch What Happens Live, warning viewers, “I’m so freaking livid right now I want to start swearing.” Shannon was most upset about Vicki calling her a liar and a TV friend, but she also called out Andy Cohen, who did not put Vicki on the spot and ask her any tough questions.
About the statement Shannon asked Andy to share on WWHL, the emotional Real Housewives of Orange County star said, “I texted a comment to Andy. On the day of the baptism, Vicki didn’t know that I had told Heather and Tamra [about the affair]. She found out after the baptism. The day after the baptism, she called Tamra and said, ‘I was the only one who knew about the infidelity.’ Tamra said, ‘Actually, no. Shannon told us on the last day of filming, before the baptism.’ She can eff off. She’s a freaking liar. She can look right in the camera, and clearly after ten years, thinks that she can say whatever she wants.”
Andy tells Vicki that Shannon Beador is still fired up over Rhonda. Shannon texted to Andy, “I understand the affair was eventually going to be featured on the show, but at the time of the baptism, Vicki thought she was the only one who knew about the devastating and heartbreaking thing that had happened to me. She didn’t know I told Tamra [Judge] and Heather [Dubrow].”
Vicki insists, “That’s not true. Tamra told me she told her.”
Are you ready for season 10 of The Real Housewives of Orange County to be OVER? Minus the multi-episode reunion, of course! Tonight you get your wish. And, according to the ladies, it will be an epic finale.
Tonight we’ll finally see Tamra Judge getting baptized with her family members and co-stars on hand. Tamra sat down with All Things Real Housewives to talk about why she chose to film such a personal event. She also gave her two cents on how Meghan King Edmonds did for her first season, and what she really thinks about Brooks Ayersand the cancer debate.
First, Meghan apologized for not blogging last week. You know, I thought there was a little less truth and justice in the world last week, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on the reason why. Now I know. “I’ve been crazy busy,” she continued. “As I write this, I’m actually relaxing on the beach, on a much need romantic getaway with my husband in Cabo! It is beautiful here and it is so nice to have time together, just the two of us, no friends, no family, and no distractions! After all my traveling lately, my trip to Cambodia, and filming the reunion, Cabo is just what I needed.”
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange Countyshould just become Sister Wives married to Brooks Ayers. Literally all they do is talk about him! Obsessed is putting it mildly. Unfortunately, Jesus is also being dragged into this. Save yourself Jesus, let “Saton” have the others.
According to Vicki Gunvalson, Satan (pronounced as “Saton”, which rhymes with Louis Vuitton) has infiltrated Coto and its surrounding enclaves (and Shannon Beador‘s anal cavity) to create confusion. Vicki say: Saton loves confusion! Saton say Real Housewives confused about being good friend. Yes, Saton is writing his own misfortune cookies now.
Let’s get this started! Briana is visiting, and since Brooks has been shipped off to a Motel 6 (or Jeana Keogh‘s abandoned storage shed), Briana, Ryan, and their sons are staying at Vicki’s. Home is where the heart is… unless Brooks is on the premises.
Andy opens with the obvious question – why are David and Shannon torturing us, err, themselves, err, their girls with this “All About The Affair” interview?
“There’s been a tremendous backlash to Shannon,” says David. “It’s amazing that people that are on social media just completely shred her about Shannon and I’s relationship, about how I am completely removed from the marriage and look at my eyes, and it’s not true. I love Shannon. I love my family. It’s so unfair to her. That is really the reason I’m here. I’m not looking forward to this. I don’t want to be here, but I hate the fact that they attack Shannon over this. I hate it.”
The OG of the OC spent the weekend with some of her real friends – the ones she doesn’t share a camera crew with – doing a detox retreat at the glamorous Bacara Resort. After washing a certain no good man out of her hair maybe Vicki wanted some rejuvenating?
After the resort, feeling in a euphoric state of mind, Vicki dished on everything happening in her life; from the reunion, her friendships with Shannon Beador and Tamra Judge, her relationship with Brooks, and what’s in store for her (hint, hint – possibly a spinoff!), and even her past.