Kenya Moore returns home from Charlotte, to find her house vandalized. It seems MattJordan is made of magic carpets, because after driving ALL night to Charlotte where he harassed Kenya at Club One, he turned right around and drove all night back to ATL to smash in Kenya’s garage windows, sprinkle (was that juice? blood? droplets of rage?), break her car window and her back door, and spray paint over her security cameras. Dang – hell hath no fury like a man scorned.
I love how the RHOAeditors subtly alluded to these Kandi/Shamea lesbian rumors by randomly showing us a segment of Kandi’s employee talking about a Bedroom Kandi sex toy for lesbian couples. I cannot be the only one who picked up on this? Since when does the show highlight Kandi’s products – aside from when she self promotes? But anyway, thankfully we had Sheree around to stir the pot and let Phaedra and Kandi know what they were saying about each other.
I am so over Chateau Sheree and all of its associated drama. I cannot stress enough how I am beyond disinterested in all of the real estate-centered plot lines on Real Housewives shows. Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield and Kenya Moore did manage to throw some solid shade about their feuding mansions, but it definitely played out real quick. And now Sheree has even more to deal with since the news broke that she’s being sued by a contractor.
Color me shocked. Everything about this mansion construction and decoration is suspect. Don’t get me wrong, I live for Sheree’s insults on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I never comprehended how Sheree could realistically afford Chateau Sheree. And based on Sheree’s well-documented financial issues, it seems like she really can’t, so I’m not at all surprised that she’s being sued. And I’m sure Kenya is absolutely loving it and looking up the perfect gif to post along with the news.
On the other side of the spectrum, freed from the clutches of one felonious fool, Phaedra Parks is happily clutching her pearls while smirking the good fortune that has fallen into her lap. Or into her law office, rather, and it’s not a bomb threat this time. And Porsha Williams continues her travels backwards in maturity by sneaking her boyfriend into her mom’s house for a little late-night nookie (with Yoni balls).
Was Kenya surprised that Phaedra and Kandi were spilling tea about each other? “At this point, nothing surprises me with these girls. I think Kandi was just fed up because Phaedra, she’s like a slippery greased pig, you can’t catch her!”
For some odd reason Cynthia Bailey decides to have a ‘Starting Over’ party in the office of a boob doctor and have her implants checked for an expiration date. The ladies of Real Housewives have done a lot of weird things in a plastic surgeon’s office, and they’ve had a lot weird versions of starting over/Tru-Renwal parties, but this one was by far the strangest. The whole cast showed up, dressed to the nines, to cram into a little exam room, screech over Cynthia’s boobs, and then watch the doctor diagnose them unevenly hard, but still usable. Not a very dignified way to start over.
Our favorite reality stars have been sharing a mish-mash of social media photos this week. They’ve been sharing Christmas snaps, kid pics, out and about pics and more. We’ve rounded up the best of Instagram this week.
Above, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin get cutesy on Christmas. “Merry Christmas to you and your families! We feel so blessed and grateful! Love to you all!”
I’ll admit it: I am rooting for Cynthia Bailey. Now that she’s dropped the rather large dead weight of Peter Thomas from her assorted life baggage, The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star can get on with the business of being fabulous. And this season, that seems just like what she intends to do!