During last night’s episode the
self-proclaimed lifestyle expert dished on her dating tactics, Ramona Singer’s attempt to be at Tom D’Agostino’s party, and of course that crest-induced drama with Dorinda Medley.
During last night’s episode the
Luann de Lesseps just wanted to spend the weekend in her bathrobe trying to forget about her less-than-countess-like behavior in Palm Beach, but Ramona Singer ain’t gonna let that happen. She’s not just the maven of the Hamptons, ya’ll – she’s also the maven of mayhem! The Real Housewives Of New York trip to the Mayflower continues this week with Luann learning more about Ramona breaking girl code. Bethenny Frankel reveals that The Apologizer not only tried to crash Tom D’Agostino’s New Year’s Eve party – she actually has drinks with that dirtbag regularly. Whaaaaaa?
Tinsley Mortimer gets put on blast for
being a psycho girlfriend trying on wedding dresses behind Scott’s back, and Dorinda Medley confronts Bethenny about the tension between them. Dorinda also can’t seem to un-trigger herself when it comes to Sonja Morgan and her delusions of family crests and P. Diddy on yachts. Why can’t Dorinda just be cool? Not, like, all uncool? She needs to back that sh*t up before someone screams “TAKE A XANAX! CALM DOWN!” the next time Sonja’s harmless deer slippers are waved in front of her face.
Thankfully Ramona Singer has become a masterful apologizer throughout her time as a Real Housewives of New York cast member. No one else could away with all of the stunts that she pulls. She tried to attend a party on Luann de Lesseps’ (cheating) ex-husband Tom D’Agostino’s boat on New Year’s Eve.
New Year’s Eve is the one-year anniversary of their short-lived marriage and this was while Luann was alone in rehab. Talk about insensitive.
Yesterday the news broke about Tinsley Mortimer’s (most recent)breakup with Scott Kluth. So it was perfectly awkward timing for her to be Andy Cohen’s guest on last night’s Watch What Happens Live episode. This is also on the heels of last week’s episode where she tried on wedding dresses (even though she wasn’t engaged) and FaceTimed her frozen eggs down in Florida after she forgot to pay the bill. Clearly there’s a lot to unpack with this (former?) relationship.
Tinsley discussed her most recent breakup with Scott, her confrontation with Luann de Lesseps’ ex-husband Tom D’Agostino in Palm Beach, Carole Radziwill and Bethenny Frankel’s beef, and other Real Housewives of New York drama in the Bravo Clubhouse.
Luann de Lesseps is fresh out of rehab, so of course, it’s time to whisk her away for a wine-fueled weekend and cruel reminders of her failed marriage. Naturally! The Real Housewives of New York head to the Mayflower Spa in CT, where Luann learns that Ramona Singer tried to score an invite to Tom D’Agostino’s New Year’s Eve party – yup, the very one Luann had heard about in dreaded NOT-WEST-PALM-BEACH! Dorinda Medley continues to peck at Sonja Morgan about her penchant for hanging on to the past, while Bethenny Frankel comes to Sonja’s rescue. Even weakened allies are still allies, I guess?
Before they leave, Luann greets Dorinda at her new apartment – you know, the one she barely moved into before getting cuffed and booked? The PENTHOUSE, dahling! Now, she’s baking cookies and brewing coffee in an effort to keep the rehab/yoga/therapy pink cloud going. Dorinda is glad Lu’s doing so well and hopes a trip to the spa will help her stay in a safe cocoon. Um, except that cocoon contains a Ramona, so…maybe not so safe. Luann’s already heard that Ramona was trying to score an invitation to Tom’s NYE party, which is mind-blowing considering what went down last year.
This season of Real Housewives of New York is just too good. We were blessed with that arrest footage of Luann de Lesseps in Palm Beach. Luann went straight from her arrest to rehab and now she’s back with the cast in tonight’s episode. If anyone deserves to be holding an apple in the center of the opening credits, it’s Luann. Sorry, Bethenny Frankel. As compelling as that feud with Carole Radziwill is, Bethenny’s other scenes are essentially a Skinnygirl infomercial.
For the past two seasons it has been all “about Tom” and now Luann’s ex-husband Tom D’Agostino is a main topic of conversation yet again during tonight’s episode. I cannot be the only one who misses the constant Tom chatter from seasons past. Or maybe, I am. I don’t care. Any episode that revolves around Luann and Tom in any capacity is something I’m looking forward to.
When Tinsley Mortimer joined Real Housewives of New York last season she talked about her Palm Beach mugshot whenever she could. This season Luann de Lesseps got a Palm Beach mug shot of her own and upped the ante- majorly.
Now Tinsley is slamming Luann’s arrest behavior- while also defending Lu against her ex-husband Tom D’Agostino.
You know what time it is. Time for Luann de Lesseps’ apology tour, circa January 2018. Right on the heels of her Palm Beach arrest, the Real Housewives Of New York are left picking up the pieces (and the pettiness) of the tabloid drama unfolding before them. And you know, it’s kind of nice to see how the cast (with the exception of Tinsley Mortimer) closes ranks to support Luann, despite their trivial issues. It’s kind of like sisters who fight to the death behind closed doors but present a united front when one of them is attacked by an outsider. Or it’s mobster mentality. Either way, I’m down with it!
Two weeks after Luann’s arrest, she’s in rehab and the rest of the Real Housewives of New York ladies are calling each other to get their stories straight. Was Luann drunk? Um…yup. Did she hit a cop? That would be an affirmative. But surely she didn’t break out of handcuffs and attempt to escape the vehicle?!? Ah, yes. Yes, she did! Indeed, the former countess decided to throw our dear Dorinda Medley a bone and help erase the memory of Bethenny Frankel accusing her of being a drunk once and for all. Because Now poor Lu holds that official title. So says the judge, at least.