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Below Deck Mediterranean - Conrad Empson

Tonight the Below Deck Mediterranean crew is back and even with the charter guests from hell back on land, the seas are still rocky.

In episode 3 the yachties return from their first drunken night out as a group. After partying a wasted Joao Franco got rude and mouthy with Hannah Ferrier, then stumbled back to the boat to profess his lust for Brooke Laughton. Brooke, feeling vulnerable after recently being dumped, isn’t quite sure how to handle his confession and reveals to her mother that she’s trying to decide between giving Joao a chance or staying single. 

Hopefully Brooke chooses the latter option, because the next morning Joao has NO recollection of his drunken confession and blames it on his “alcohol-fueled alter ego Jezabob.” Yes, there is someone douchier than Joao and amazingly they share a body…

Personal clashes aside things aren’t going so well professionally either! Captain Sandy Yawn‘s friend is their charter guest and the crew is warned to treat her like she’s Sandy herself. Except we all know things are going to go down in flames! Starting with bad weather that keeps the Talisman docked, leading to restless guests and crew. As Conrad Empson and Hannah indulge their attraction to each other they both become distracted at critical moments and face Sandy’s wrath.

At least the only hot water Adam Glick is in happens to be on the stove.

Make sure to join us in the comments to discuss the episode while it’s airing and catch our Below Deck Mediterranean  recap tomorrow morning.

Hannah Complains That Captain Sandy Has A Bias Against Her After Last Season!

TELL US – IS JOAO A COMPLETE DOUCHE WHO WILL HURT BROOKE? ARE YOU SURPRISED BY HANNAH AND CONRAD HOOKING UP?

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