Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion is tonight. Will we unearth some major revelations? Probably not. Most likely, Andy Cohen is saving those Joe Giudice deportation questions until the final reunion installment.
Instead, Joe Gorga joins the Housewives to watch his wife Melissa Gorga fight with his sister Teresa Giudice. Maybe this will include the moment from the reunion trailer when Joe asked Teresa if she’s using a vibrator. You know, just a normal sibling moment.
Can Teresa and Melissa just admit that they don’t like each other and move on? It’s painfully obvious that they would not be in the same room if they had the choice. Yes, they have family events to attend. But other than those, they pretty much hang out due to contractual obligation.
But anyway, we will be treated to some more nonsensical shouting from Teresa. Melissa will also talk about her “third sister.” No one cares. I will never get over the absurdity of Melissa taking a genetic test after a psychic reading. A psychic reading that didn’t even go down on the show. She has no one to match with. Yet, she was just hoping a random person took a genetic test looking for her as well. Makes sense. Can she make up something at least a little realistic for next season’s storyline?
And, of course, the ladies will talk about Jennifer Aydin’s incessant bragging. Again. Yes, there will be even more toilet talk about her Paramus mansion. Speaking of the mansion, Jackie Goldschneider and Jennifer talk about the article Jackie wrote based on her visit to Jennifer’s house. They will never agree about this. Again, let’s move on. Argue about something new. They really should have condensed this reunion down to two parts. We all know they’re saving the juicy stuff for the last episode.
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