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Mario Singer Real Housewives Of New York

You can really take the Real Housewives Of New York anywhere, turn them loose, and let them do their thing. They’re sort of like cats in that yeah, their best operating mode requires an overseer to sprinkle some kibbles in a dish, but mostly they’ll be their same whacky selves anywhere and everywhere. No prodding needed!

Last week’s episode ended with a wasted Sonja Morgan collapsing on the ground to Bethenny Frankel‘s commend to go to sleep. This week’s episode features Sonja getting a visit from the paramedics. Sonja probably believes this is a front to bring male strippers into the house, but au contraire – she’s actually getting some medial attention in case she is concussed. 

Meanwhile, Ramona Singer and Tinsley Mortimer blow that cracksicle stand for a night out on the town to reminisce over happier (re: more married) times and hopefully meet men who desire the desperate types!

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The next morning Ramona tries to have a heart-to-heart with Luann de Lesseps about how her elitism, once again, is ostracizing the other women. At this point does anyone actually believe Luann cares that people find her arrogance oppressive and annoying? Luann is Luann so let her cabaret-sashay away!

Then the women pay a visit to an art gallery and no surprise Luann is the expert on everything that goes on there!

Later that night the women host a party at their house and Ramona decides to invite both Mario, who is coincidentally in town, and a date! Why is Mario loitering around all the sudden?! He can’t possibly be missing life with the Ramonacoaster?! In any case, Sonja is more than happy to entertain him.

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Finally, Bethenny puts Ramona to the swimming test – sans noodle – with a little skinny dipping deja vu.

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