Sonja Morgan is the queen of the Real Housewives of New York. Don’t even try to convince me otherwise. She’s an honorary OG and always brings comedic relief to the show, even during the blunder that was Season 13. And while there are rumors surrounding the future of RHONY, Bravo better not touch Sonjarita. She’s a treasure and should be treated as such.
Truly, I never want the toaster oven queen to be off of my TV screen. I love her goofy interns, her stories about famous boyfriends and fabulous friends, and her journey to find Mr. Right. And when Page Six recently asked her if she has a special someone in her life, Sonja with a Sexy J gave the most on-brand response. “I’m just tired of being so hot,” she said. “I can’t keep f–king all the time. I’m exhausted.” You’ve heard Leah McSweeney and Eboni K. Williams talk Big Dick Energy, and this is the ultimate BDE from Lady Morgan.
As always, Sonarita continued to go into way too many details about her sex life. “I’m a lazy bottom as it is,” she said. “You have to wake me up and tell me when it’s over, I can’t stand it.” Girl. So while Ramona Singer’s galavanting around NYC to catch a dick, Sonja is just looking for a guy who has a place for her to relax outside of the city. “Do you have a hammock and a good book and a house for me to relax in over the weekends?” Sonja said. I love a lady who knows what she wants.
Sonja added that she’s looking for someone who will bring “added value” to her life, but not necessarily with deep pockets. “If someone is very secure with themselves and they like to hang out in the country and I can have a world away from my world, I’m very interested,” she explained. Alright Eboni, add these notes to the matchmaker. it’s time to find Sonjarita a man.
The interview came about as Sonja was talking about her “caburlesque” show going on in NYC at the Asylum NYC. She plans to hit the road to other major cities, which I love because I only want the best for Sonja. She also made a comment about her future on RHONY, which is pretty straightforward. “I always say as long as Bravo is happy with me and my daughter is happy, I’ll do it,” she said. That’s a good philosophy to live by. Long Live Lady Morgan.
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