For many people, May 4th has historically been known as Star Wars day. A date dedicated to reflecting upon joyous times when we would search for droids we weren’t necessarily looking for and attempt to engage others in light saber battles. What, just me? Anydarkside, now Bravo is giving us a whole new meaning to May 4th with the premier of Real Housewives of New York Season 13.
Fans are already excited because RHONY’s first Black cast member, Eboni K. Williams will be introduced. Tons of viewers are waiting with bated breath for the return of Luann de Lesseps, Ramona Singer, and the always beloved Lady Sonja Tremont Morgan. This year Sonja has a plan and that plan is to finally meet Mr. Right. We know she’s already met most of the men in the greater Manhattan area, so now she’s going to find, THE ONE.
Sonja is looking for love but also paying the bills. No, she’s not selling toaster ovens, she’s on OnlyFans. If you don’t already know, OnlyFans is a subscription-oriented site initially catering to adult film stars, but it has since attracted the attention of people both on and off the small screen. Since Sonja is no stranger to the art of seduction, it seemed the perfect forum for her to conquer.
In an interview with HollywoodLife, Sonja explains. “Oh yeah. Oh God yeah. My page is hilarious. Sexy Sonja, with a sexy J, what can I say,” she said.
What makes RHONY Season 13 different for Sonja will be the lack of boytoys in her parlor. She will be “interviewing” for a life partner. Isn’t that called… dating? “This season, it’s not about Mr. Right now, it’s about finding Mr. Right. Mr. Right Nows, they fall off trees. It’s a little harder to find Mr. Right so that’s been more of like an interview process if I might say and you’ll see a little bit of that this season,” she shared.
Those under 45 need not apply because Sonja means business. “I would say Mr. Right is going to be older, obviously not young, and you know, in a career fluctuation.” So don’t come a knockin’ if you don’t have a job, guys. But don’t worry, being wealthy is not a requirement. “I’m not looking for the yacht and the private airplane and the private island. I’m not looking for that. I’m looking for somebody, emotionally secure, someone that I can spend the rest of my life with.” Harry Dubin, you’re out.
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Sonja reveals the interview process is now known as a “dinner date”. “It’s more of a dinner kind of thing. Asking those questions. Understanding what somebody wants out of life is important when you’re planning ahead.” Contenders will have to use a napkin properly and have basic eating skills under control. Season 13 is coming in hot and the only thing hotter is Sonja herself. May the 4th be with you, always.
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