Teddi Mellencamp is still talking about Lisa Vanderpump and I wonder if she needs clinical intervention at this point. LVP’s fast and furious exit from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was in Season 9 of the long-running series. That was in 2019 and 2024 is getting ready to smack us in the face. Teddi, in the name of all things pure and holy in this world – GET OVER IT.
Maybe this is why Kyle Richards had to move on to another BFF. On a recent episode of Two Ts in a Pod with guests Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval, Teddi decided to insult their boss and make it about her. Again.
Teddi is still talking about Lisa but Lisa isn’t talking about Teddi …
Teddi was fired from RHOBH in 2020. She had two seasons on the show and by all accounts, they were two seasons too many. Teddi didn’t connect with the fans on any level and she was, bless her, mind-numbingly boring.
During the December 7 podcast, Teddi revealed LVP used to try and “produce” her and attempt to use her Jedi mind tricks to make Teddi do her bidding.
Tedster pointed out Lisa has “full control” over what is shown on Vanderpump Rules. Allow me to remind everyone the program is called VANDERPUMP RULES … This upsets Teddi because the only thing she has “full control” over is her diet program where she instructs people to eat one lettuce leaf and a gulp of air for lunch. Also, Lisa is an executive producer of the show and that’s how that role works.
Then Teddi decided to accuse Lisa of telling her how to behave during filming. Here’s what, since Teddi had a thousand-yard stare most of the time, maybe Lisa was just trying to help.
Again, Tom and Tom were on the podcast to talk about themselves, but whatever. Teddi said, “There really wasn’t any beef it was more just she was, everybody knows she was trying to produce me off-camera and then I brought it to life and then once I brought it to life, everybody hated me and she quit so it became my fault.” Sure, Jan. I’m not sure what multi-verse Teddi is working with but fans know better.
Teddi added, “I’m an a**hole but I’m not really a faker.” Welp, she was half right. “Not really a faker” and also claimed she never lied before in her life – then Teddi was caught in several lies which I’m sure she will blame on Lisa as well.
Reunited but it didn’t feel so good
There was a brief reconciliation between Teddi and Lisa but it didn’t last. “We made up for eight minutes and then she made fun of me and called me a bulldog the next day on the red carpet,” Teddi noted. “[Right now], we’re as good as you can be with anybody’s like, great aunt.”
Schwartz then tried to clock Teddi on being super “thirsty” to rejoin the show. “This is what I want the internet to know: I am so thirsty to make money. I will do anything to make money, I don’t give a sh*t if it’s on TV, a podcast, a freaking jog. I don’t care,” she began. Don’t forget, Teddi will also advise you to do unhealthy things with your body to make money.
She continued, “If I’m making money doing it, I’m happy. For me, I want to be able to create a lifestyle for me and my kids and myself that I can do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it. For me, that’s freedom. When I first met my husband, he was in control financially and I hated it. Yes, I’m gonna do this podcast, yes, I’ll do this television show. Yes, I’ll do that. For me, that’s really what it’s about. And it doesn’t even offend me.”
While Teddi tries to continue making money and talking about Vanderpump, stay tuned to a Teddi-free Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airing each Wednesday at 8pm/ET on Bravo.
TELL US – WHY WAS TEDDI TALKING ABOUT HERSELF SO MUCH? DO YOU BELIEVE LVP EVEN THINKS ABOUT TEDDI?
