Weâre a total of like 43 minutes into the newest season of Real Housewives of Orange County and whew. I think it may actually be a doozy. Whatever weâre about to see on the show, it seems the women have been waiting for episode 1 to drop so that they could unleash a complete shit show of personal info on social media. And yea. Iâm here for it.
Braunwyn Windham-Burke has spilled that sheâs not speaking to any of her cast-mates. Shannon Beador has fired back against Braunwyn too. Braunwyn also admitted shes not living with her husband. Meanwhile, Emily Simpson is still trying to make her troll husband happen while co-signing Shannonâs comments about newly-sober Braunwyn.  Are we about to see an Emily and Shannon tag-team take down?
Emily recently told Entertainment Tonight, âThe second half of the season is really interesting because some very deep and very, very â I donât even know what the word is⌠traumatic, maybe, things come up that no one really knows about that wasnât in the press.â Well shit girl, you and your cast-mates are keeping the press busy lately. Whatâs left!? Emily continued, âI think itâs really interesting for people to hold on and watch the entire season, because I think theyâre going to be really surprised by things that happen.â
And, in case you forgot, the Season 15 trailer for the show showed Emily telling us, âI donât know what to do.â while sobbing. Apparently that was our hint at the defining moment. A moment that somehow brings Shannon and Emily closer.Â
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Despite the amigas-who-shall-not-be-named ranting on social media about this new Emily and Shannon friendship, Emily said, âI went into season 15 and I didnât want to hold a grudge with Shannon.â Sheâs literally pretending to love a guy who couldnât show a teaspoon of affection towards her while sobbing over her traumatic fertility history. Like, we know you donât hold a grudge girl, stop playing. Emily also said âI really like Shannon, Iâm glad that I have the opportunity to get to know her .â
It sounds like Emily actually pities Shannon. She joked, âSheâs una amiga right now, but she needs some otras amigas.â Emily also jabbed that Bravo should add a ticker to the episodes to see how many times Shannon asks her if âfun Emilyâ is coming out to play. Spare me the repetitive HAPPY Shannon humor. I beg.Â
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In the end Emily announces, âI wanted to be like, âShannon, Iâve always been fun. You just never gave me the opportunity!'â Ew. Really? I canât believe she isnât using her opportunity to put this remaining 1/3 of an asshole sandwich in her place. But anyways.
Emily also shared, âLike, [Shannon] never even talked to me before, so how would [she] know if I was [fun]? And I wasnât fun last year. I do have to take ownership of that. I had a bad year.â
Emily admitted, âI was in a lot of pain. I just wasnât in a good place. In my marriage and my life and my health. Iâm a new woman this season.â
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Oh lovely. A new season new woman story line. Maybe I take my comment about this year being a doozy backâŚ
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TELL USÂ â WILL THE COMBINED POWERS OF EMILY AND SHANNON BRING US SOME DECENT ENTERTAINMENT THIS YEAR? ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THIS SEASON?Â
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