On last night’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, we leave off exactly where we were last week — with Vinny Guadagnino talking to Angelina Pivarnick, who’s annoying Vinny, who’s screaming at Angelina to stop talking to him — MAKE.IT.STOP. It’s hilarious that Angelina tells Vinny that he is obsessed with her. Play the tape back. Angelina needs to see how many times you have Vinny on your mind. You need to attend Vinny Guadagnino Anonymous and get on a seven-step program to get over him — or just get under him, or someone else, like maybe your fiance Chris? Hopefully, we’re past the Angelina/Vinny conversational plot points.
After they all go to bed, Vinny gets up and says he must’ve had a nightmare about Angelina yelling at him in his face. “Wait, that was real,” he said.
On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Margaret Josephs and Joe Beningo go to a tattoo parlor. Joe wants to get their wedding anniversary tattooed around his finger.
At Melissa Gorga’s house, Jackie Goldschneider shows up and talks about how hard it is to be parents of twins. Jackie writes about parenting and her husband works in finance. Melissa talks about her improved relationship with Teresa Guidice. Foreshadowing much?
On tonight’s episode of Total Divas, the women are still in Lake Tahoe, but instead of the arguing and fighting from last week, there’s a lot of poetry, bonding and fighting fears going on tonight. Everybody hold hands and sing Kumbaya with me, okay?
On a serious note, it was actually a pretty cool episode. Here are women we know as characters on a show talking about their real-life fears. Let’s start with Trinity (Naomi) talking to Jon about wanting to live in Atlanta. She doesn’t want to move from Pensacola where Jon and his kids are. Trinity just wants a place to call her own in Atlanta so she can see her own family and friends who live there, maybe once a month. She wants to balance both Atlanta and Pensacola. Jon tells her she’s ‘trippin,’. Trinity tells Jon she’s getting an apartment with or without his consent.
First, before we get to tonight’s Flipping Out recap, a question: Do you have a client, friend or family member who gives you so much anxiety and a high-stress level just at the thought that you have to spend time with them? That’s me and Flipping Out. Maybe I need a glass of wine, a box of chocolate, a comfy blanket and an anxiety pill all before I start recapping this show. Or maybe all of the above. I seriously don’t know how anybody works with this man.
On to the show: Jeff Lewis and his crew are traveling to High Point, North Carolina to set up a showroom at a home goods show. Jeff is stressed because they are already late to the airport and Jenni Pulos can’t find her phone. Jeff is pissed and says that she does this all the time.
It’s Day 10 on Married at First Sight: Honeymoon Island and, in the real world, many of us on Day 10 of our relationships would be on maybe, a second, third or fourth date. But these couples are actually trying to determine if they are already compatible for marriage. However, for one couple who actually seemed like a wedding could be in their future now face the fact they are an absolute train wreck.
Let’s start with Jona Bienko and Brandin Brosh, who seemed like a complete odd couple when it came to showing affection. Jona has been showing Brandin affection, but it hasn’t been reciprocated. After Brandin’s mother showed up and made her feel a little better with what she called “my mom’s stamp of approval,” Brandin said she feels better. Brandin says she wants to feel like she and Jona are friends first and building a relationship, but will she open up in 11 days?
On last night’s episode of Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant, After two months, Brianna Jaramillo landed a job so she doesn’t have to get benefits or deal with Braeson’s biological father (although she should still go after him for child support!). She is heading to the doctor for birth control when Robert asks silly questions about whether or not guys get birth control shots and they start to bicker in the car. Brianna says that she’s starting to regret asking Robert to move in with her.
Here we are: the Shahs of Sunset Season 7 finale, it’s time for the wedding of Tommy Feight and Mercedes “MJ” Javid! The show opens with MJ’s flashback as if this season was all a dream — the wedding dress fiasco, the prenup, driving around writing checks, seeing her childhood friend, etc. — but then she said it turned into a nightmare with her rehearsal dinner speech and Tommy making fun of her. That’s accurate, but it’s peak Shahs of Sunset.
She ‘snaps out of it’ and it’s her wedding day! She’s worried that Tommy is going to be drunk for the entire wedding — a fair concern, of course. Tommy starts his day off taking a shot of vodka and tequila. He bought all the groomsmen Jordans to wear with their tuxes — ‘New York City flair’ he called it.
In tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, we continue where last week’s drunk broccoli-throwing Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi left off.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is excited about being back in the Jersey Shore area. In the meantime, drunk Snooki is smacking around Angelina Pivarnick and they play fight in the limo. When did Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley become the mature one?