Armie Hammer

Brandi Glanville Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Recently, the news broke that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne is renting a home with money from orphans next-door to the recently disgraced actor Armie Hammer. His DM’s have leaked, which included mentions of rape and cannibalism.

After that, Armie’s ex Courtney Vucekovich told Page Six that Armie told her “he wants to break my rib and barbecue and eat it.” Well, apparently, Erika’s (sort of) former co-star Brandi Glanville wants in on that. Well, that’s what she said… until she deleted it and took it back.

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Last year was bad but I think Tom Girardi and Erika Jayne might have gotten the worst of it. Unfortunately for them, 2021 isn’t looking any better. Erika will have a lot of explaining to do on the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where she will most certainly play victim to Big Tommy’s evil plans of defrauding literally everyone on his client list. Please Bravo, bring Denise Richards back for a brief cameo to ask Erika all about it.

Erika and Tom have gone through a lot of changes recently. After being accused of embezzlement, Tom lost his law firm and his wife. Erika has since jumped ship and moved into a new house where she allegedly hopes Armie Hammer will have her for lunch – I’m sorry, have her over for lunch. The glam squad has relocated to Super Cuts, and Big Tommy will have to relocate as well. There will be no more walks across a manicured lawn. No more pools to have retiled. And no more home church to try and absolve sins.

Erika In Berlin

Erika Jayne, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and current client under embezzlement charges, has moved. Once living in a $6 million mansion in Pasadena with it’s own chapel, she has since relocated to a $1.5 million abode with about 14,000 less square footage. But look you guys, all is not lost. Now Erika can start to enjoy the benefit of having neighbors. Kind of like Kyle Richards and most of the RHOBH cast living on top of each other in Encino.

While Erika is likely not going to run into Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave on her way to the mailbox, because life isn’t quite that bad yet, sometimes it’s exciting to meet new people on your block. Ever heard of a guy named Armie Hammer? He is a thespian and has appeared in several films you might know. People like to talk about Armie because of his award-winning acting performances. People also like to talk about Armie because he may or may not have fantasies involving eating human flesh. And now my friends, people like to talk about Armie and Erika being new neighbors. ALLEGEDLY.