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Married At First Sight Recap- One Month Down, Never to Go

On this week’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples have reached a milestone in their marriages. It’s their one-month anniversaries. There is only four weeks left in the experiment. This should be a day to remember, but it turns out to be one some want to forget. Whew, chile I see why some of these people were alone for YEARS. Obviously old habits die hard, because many don’t seem to want to learn any new tricks. One couple may be done for good after an explosive argument. Lucky for us we get to take a break from our own problems and watch it play out while we eat popcorn.

In the last episode, Elizabeth Bice coerces Jamie Thompson to participate in a full moon circle. The next morning they drink the moon water that was left sitting outside all night. Ummm… gross. The cups are filled with water, a rock and whatever found its way from the elements into the glass. Let’s hope this “new energy” means that neither of them will have another fight for at least a week. Although Jamie whines a lot, he puts up with all of Elizabeth’s crazy. Honestly, I don’t know how either of them deals with each other. It’s been a month and they have had more fights than I can count.

Friday Morning Tea- June 14, 2019: The Stories You Need To See

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It is impossible not to speculate about how Married At First Sight’s Kate Sisk was matched with Luke Cuccurullo. When Kate walked down the aisle, beaming with hope, Luke looked terrified. They said their vows, but major red flags were raised at the reception. Even though their guests were clinking glasses so that the strangers newlyweds would kiss, Luke refused to kiss his bride. Kate should have just busted out the divorce papers then.

During their marriage, Luke repeatedly told the experts that Kate drinks too much. Well, if I was in that marriage, I would be drinking, too. He kept telling Kate that he was attracted to her, but also told her that he felt “repulsed” by her. Kate finally revealed a big secret to Dr. Pepper Schwartz: the couple had been having secret sex since the wedding. Luke told Kate not to tell the experts. Shockingly, this couple opted to divorce.

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On this week’s episode of Married At First Sight it’s the night we have all been waiting for…the reunion!  I think this episode is even more important than the actual finale episode which was shot three months ago. Viewers have waited on the edge of their seats to see the infamous scene between Kate Sisk and Luke Cuccurullo that previewed last week, addressing rumors regarding his sexuality. We will also discover what happened behind the scenes during the experiment and after the cameras left. It’s time to find out who regrets their decision, what secrets are revealed, is Luke in a relationship with a man? I don’t know about you, but I am ready to find out the tea!!!

Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller are the first to sit down with the host and AJ instantly becomes annoyed when he asked about issues in the marriage. He calls out the producers and the show  for a “lack of organization and skills.” Ughhh.. .this is the most narcissistic, delusional man I have seen on this show. Nonetheless, sadly, AJ and Steph are still married. SMH…. Next!  Why, Stephanie, Why!!!! I was rooting for you to emancipate yourself before you were slowly isolated from your friends and family. I’m sorry, but I don’t see this lasting even five years. I guess for now, they will remain a match made in a scary lifetime movie.

experts-on-decision-dayAfter watching an absolutely crazy season full of highs and lows, Married At First Sightdecision day is finally here!  Get your snacks or cocktails and let’s discuss this episode. I’m not going to lie there are at least two couples that I hope they break up for their sanity and mine as well. This has been one of the craziest seasons since the inception of the show. We have watched everything from textbook manipulation, forced chemistry, and freakouts to awkward romantic moments. Get ready for some surprise decisions you didn’t see coming!

The experts speak with Stephanie Sersen and AJ Vollmoeller first, about their experience during the experiment. Of course, AJ tries to deflect from his grown man tantrums by saying that they both have been frustrated. Umm…I think we only saw Stephanie patiently deal with your constant Grinch-like behavior. AJ chooses to not eat dinner alone ever again and stay with his handler, Stephanie. Her decision is what I am waiting to hear. Please have the courage to run and never look back Steph!

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples only had three days to make their final decision on their marriages. The experts have asked them all to watch their wedding video to remind them why they decided to do the experiment. They could have saved time and public embarrassment by just joining Match or eHarmony. But I don’t mind sitting watching the shit show unfold as I eat popcorn and take bets on who will stay together.

Stephanie Sersen takes AJ Vollmoeller to the gym for a group workout. AJ literally whines and throws a tantrum the entire time because he is out of shape. He doesn’t even try to attempt to do any of the exercises and complains he “won’t be able to move all week.” We have all seen AJ and his man boobs on camera and I’m sure Stephanie was trying to give him a hint. Frustrated and out of his comfort zone, he storms out of the class with mommy Stephanie running after him.  I just can’t with this guy, he better not have gotten too accustomed to eating dinner with someone. I have a feeling he could be back to standing and eating alone, shortly.  I must say, he is probably one of the most uncoordinated people I have ever seen. Stephanie, girl, you can be honest with me, is he satisfying you in the bedroom? With that poor showing of endurance in the gym, I would think not. #Gross.

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On the last episode of Married At First Sight, decision day is less than one week away and the couples are still stuck at the second honeymoon from hell with AJ Vollmoeller. Things get tense when Kate Sisk reveals to Luke Cuccurullo, she not only told one expert, but another cast-mate about their secret sex life. Will her fantasy of a happy marriage end tonight or will she continue to be used and hurt?

The men are cooking for the women and there is only one man missing… Will Guess. He is missing all the fun, sleeping away the crazy from the night before. Jasmine McGriff, of course, had to go wake him up because she didn’t want her man to have peace miss the fun. Jasmine confides with the ladies that at times she feels like Will can be cold. Stephanie Sersen shares she doesn’t know if her decision should be based on the future or the past month. We have all seen him go off on her just about every week. If he acts that way in front of the cameras, Steph needs to RUN before the cameras disappear.

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On last night’s episode of Married At First Sight, the couples had a week until decision day!  Hopefully these train wrecks couples can find out any unanswered questions, before they decide to commit or split. Luke Cuccurullo finally realized he was on national television and only has one week to appear to have made an effort in his marriage.  He actually takes Katie Sisk on a date in public to the ballet to see Romeo and Juliet. Kate has had a change of heart and feels back on track with her marriage. Insert side eye here. Will this new found happiness last? Or will it everything come crashing down when a HUGE secret is revealed tonight? This Married At First Sight episode is one to remember, trust me!!!!

Jasmine McGriff attempts to seduce her husband, Will Guess with lingerie and a home cooked meal. Here we go again with her interview questions. I don’t think Jasmine has quite mastered the art of conversation. There is a way to ask someone questions without it seeming like you are grilling them. Nonetheless, it actually seems like she listened to Will and understood his life goals a little better. Chile, I have never seen someone struggle so much (besides Kate) to make someone think they are sexy.  Either you got it, or you don’t! The chemistry simply isn’t there.