Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has, by now, told about 15 renditions of her involvement/non-involvement in DogGate. In each version, she becomes increasingly naive and played for a fool. Also each time one of her versions doesn’t coincide with the revision, the other women conveniently brush it aside and double-down on the narrative that Teddi is the victim. Or Dorit Kemsley is. Really?
For instance tonight Teddi told her therapist she never spoke directly to Lisa about Doggate (Why are we still talking about this?!), then told Dorit and the other women that she was on a three-way call with Lisa and John Sessa which proves LVP is directly involved. Isn’t the whole point of Teddi’s argument that LVP isn’t owning her part and wants to frame Teddi? Well, it sounds like Teddi is doing the same exact thing!
I mean, when you (Teddi) are basing your rejection of a friendship based on said friend’s (LVP) possible collaboration in exposing a really shitty, contract violating, grifting, lying animal mistreating, a-hole, you probably need to reexamine your priorities in life and your version of morality. Just my opinion! But there goes Teddi throwing accountability to the wolves of Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit. Girl… have fun with that til they turn back on you.
This season, Teddi 2.0 showed up. And she came in hot! All glammed up and gunning for her former friend, Lisa Vanderpump. After all, a storyline against Lisa equals more camera time. Hence #puppygate was born. And like a dog with a bone (sorry, I had to), Teddi is not letting go anytime soon.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills the dissecting of doggate and what LISA VANDERPUMP knows continued in full-force. I am just so over this storyline and this same old nonsense. Already I am Loosy Loosey Losty Attention for Lucy Lucy Apple Juice!
How did we ever survive before social media? The opportunities to share your life with the world are endless. You can tout your children’s accomplishments, post photos of beautiful sunsets and reveal every morsel you eat at an expensive dinner in seconds.
For the most part, I think social media is a great connector of humanity. However, there are some people who should think twice before hitting the “post” button. Especially impulsive people who don’t think about the consequences of their actions. Who maybe have a big mouth. And love to be the center of attention. And think they are hilarious. You know, someone like Lisa Rinna. Now, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsstar has gotten herself into some hot water over an ill-advised social media post that is culturally insensitive, to say the least.
Lucy Lucy Apple Juice continues to be the breakout star on this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So many sides of this dog drama are unfolding every episode. The main point of contention seems to be whether or not Lisa Vanderpump wanted the story out. Did LVP want to punish Dorit Kemsley? Or did Lisa’s Vanderpump Dog employees actually go rogue? Perhaps LVP’s shiny new puppet Teddi Mellencamp has the answer.
LVP seems adamant that Teddi was the one gossiping with “The Johns” about Dorit’s dog drama. It all came to a head in last night’s episode when Teddi and LVP discussed the situation. Teddi expected an apology, while LVP wanted to “confront” her about the whole thing. Clearly someone is lying in this situation. The conversation led to Teddi storming out of Lisa’s room. Later that night it was LVP abruptly leaving after feeling “hammered” by her costars. It’s all so confusing, but Teddi is speaking out and giving THE RECEIPTS!