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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Baby Love

by Mary McClelland on April 8th, 2020

Oh sheesh, after serial dating everyone else on the cast to see who sticks (aka who will even pretend to put up with them), Dayna Kathan and Brett Caprioni are finally getting their moment on Vanderpump Rules.

And then there is Stassi Schroeder literally begging Beau Clark for a ring. Isn’t this a pattern for her to demand these men want to commit on her terms? Just like it’s a pattern for Scheana Marie to fake BFF every guy under 30 who she meets at SUR, writing his initials in puffy paint circled by a heart on all her most favorite sweatshirts. Doodling SM + ANYONE WHO WILL LOVE ME AND MY PRACTICALLY BARREN GERIATRIC WOMB. Anyway, where is Lala Kent to point out Stassi’s flaws? Good thing we’re here to do that instead.

Seriously Scheana may not be able to land a date, but she’s certainly able to launch the would-be careers of previously no-name SURvers. Maybe she should finally give up waitressing to go work with Beau in central casting? (Not kidding!)

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Kristen Doute Finds Out She’s Not Invited To Vegas On Vanderpump Rules Tonight

by Reality Tea on April 7th, 2020

Last week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules left a lot of people sympathizing with Katie Maloney, for the first time in years. She was offended by a prank Randall Emmett, Lala Kent, and Jax Taylor played on Tom Sandoval. Tom Schwartz felt the exact opposite, so he decided to berate her talk about how he never wants to have sex with her in front of all their friends. Oh, and the Vanderpump Rules viewers, of course.

Now that Katie and Schwartz have the spotlight among the show’s 16,324 cast members, they’re gonna capitalize on that. Their next storyline? Renewing their vows in Las Vegas. However, their first marriage wasn’t actually legal, so it’s just a wedding redo. Their inviting some of the same people, except for Kristen Doute. Last week, Katie excluded Kristen from girls night. Now, Katie isn’t including her in the wedding redo. That doesn’t seem like a big deal, but in actuality Kristen is probably freaking out that she’s missing out on some money by not being included at events that are filmed for the show.

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Lala Kent Apologizes For Being “An Asshole” To Raquel Leviss

by Reality Tea on April 1st, 2020

Who would have thought that Vanderpump Rules Season 8 would be the season when we all get behind Raquel Leviss. We have Lala Kent to thank for that. She has been unnecessarily cruel and antagonistic to Raquel. From what we’ve seen, Raquel has been nice and gracious. It’s quite the contrast.

Meanwhile, Lala just goes in insult after insult, trying to rile this woman up. Two weeks ago, Lala attempted to “out” James Kennedy be rekindling the rumor that he hooked up with one-time best friend Logan Noh. Talk about crossing a line! It was also completely unrelated to the topic they were discussing. Then, on this week’s episode, she had the nerve to try and spin it around and act as if Raquel is the one obsessed with “Logan.” Girl, you are the one who brought this up, not Raquel.

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Prank’d

by Mary McClelland on April 1st, 2020

Things are happening on Vanderpump Rules. Dramatic things! Jax Taylor turned 40. We do not need to celebrate any more milestones for him though. Raquel Leviss is suddenly finding herself included in things. I can’t tell if that’s because Kristen Doute is finally finding herself EXcluded for not making Carter her official ex, or if it’s because Lala Kent wants to eviscerate Raquel in public. Or because James Kennedy has finally sobered up and everyone wants to experience the potential shit-show that is Sober James?

Lisa Vanderpump meets Ariana Madix for a little horseplay. Lisa has taught her horse to talk, likes to make-out with him, and can conjure his wiener on demand. Lisa is one step away from Carole Baskin, and Ken better watch out before he finds himself fed to a pen full of tiny ponies. You know Lisa’s next wedding will feature a slavish weirdo wearing a pink tasseled horse saddle while she holds him by the literal reigns.

(Please watch Tiger King. I will be recapping a couple episodes, and we need to discuss.)

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Tom Schwartz Humiliates Katie Maloney On Vanderpump Rules Tonight

by Reality Tea on March 31st, 2020

For the past few seasons, it’s been tough for Vanderpump Rules viewers to sympathize with Katie Maloney. However, on tonight’s episode, her own husband, Tom Schwartz, really crosses a line. He talks down to her and humiliates her in front of the entire cast. And, oh yeah, the Vanderpump Rules viewers. Usually, the fans side with Schwartz just because he normally has such a lovable disposition. But, it will be very interesting to see how the Pump Rules fans feel after tonight’s episode. #TeamKatie on this one. This one time.

In other news, the cast gets together to celebrate Jax Taylor’s 40th birthday. Yeah, I know that we celebrate his birthday during every season of this show, but we also focused on his wedding for the first half of this current season. Can we get a break from the Jax-centered celebrations? Please. There are 13,000 other cast members on this show.

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Raquel Leviss Says There Was Much More To Apology From Lala Kent Than What Was Shown On Vanderpump Rules Episode Last Night

by Reality Tea on March 25th, 2020

I don’t know about you, but Lala Kent had me cringing during last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. She got together with Raquel Leviss for a peacemaking coffee sesh, which apparently did work, for a day, anyway.

From the footage we were shown, it was tough to understand why Raquel felt Lala’s “apology” was so meaningful. Raquel explained that she was upset that Lala called her “dumb” last season. And in response, Lala told Raquel, “My time is very precious and I wouldn’t waste it on someone who I felt was a true idiot.” How… heartwarming. Then, we saw Raquel tell Lala, “That means so much to me, Lala.” What? In what universe could that sentiment ever mean “so much” to someone. Clearly, some of the talk was edited out for time. Or to be shady, you be the judge. Regardless, I think most of us are #TeamRaquel on this one.

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Extra! Extra! Fight All About It!

by Mary McClelland on March 25th, 2020

We celebrated Tom Sandoval‘s birthday on last night’s Vanderpump Rules and the theme was being extra. As if this group even has to try! Hey, at least it wasn’t more wedding nonsense.

Ugh – every time I reach a place where I kinda like Lala Kent, she goes and acts like a horrific ego-consuming monster whose such a bitch that I’m right back to wanting to smash cupcakes in her face. Super fattening, gluten-y, sugary cupcakes. Lala is a wench. A worse wench than Stassi Schroeder ever was in her Stasstrocious heyday. Lala is Jax Taylor bad. She’s also a dry drunk. Someone who has treated the symptom, not the disease. Lala reminds me of Kim Richards, formerly of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, now of never-to-be-published salacious memoir because Kyle Richards will tie your ass up in cord for ad infinitum. Which is also how long it will take Lala to realize that she’s a horrible human being who is still secretly in love with James Kennedy.

Anyway, these are my preliminary thoughts on last night’s Vanderpump Rules.

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Tom Sandoval Throws “Extra” Themed Birthday On Vanderpump Rules Tonight

by Reality Tea on March 24th, 2020

We are finally done with Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright’s wedding, way too many episodes later. Especially when there are thousands of cast members on Vanderpump Rules.

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