The bachelor/bachelorette party “fun” continues tonight on Vanderpump Rules; i.e. the cast will continue to get drunk and argue in Miami.
The guys dress up as old men because, well, Tom Sandoval coordinated this party and it’s hilarious.
Max Boyens
Recently, Scheana Marie was slammed as “boy crazy” by new Vanderpump Rules cast member Max Boyens. However, he has way worse problems than Scheana wanting to hang out and buy him an Apple watch for Thanksgiving.
Scheana has not had the best luck with guys over the years. Max is barely a blip on the radar. She struggled with ex-husband Mike Shay’s sobriety, oh and that time he cleared their joint bank account. Rob Valletta could hang a TV in seven seconds, but he dumped her after making her wait until he finished his Fantasy Football draft. Adam Spott wouldn’t actually date Scheana, but he got all of the relationship benefits from being her “best friend.” After that, she hung out with Robby Hayes from The Bachelorette and now she’s dating an Australian named Brock Davies.
You guys… I’m losing my patience with Vanderpump Rules. I know, I know – it’s only like the 4th episode, but it’s the 8th (EIGHTH) season of the same drama, with the same cast members largely forced together for the sake of the show.
Would Ariana Madix and Stassi Schroeder have spoken to each other in the last 5 years, let alone still have something to argue about, if it weren’t for this show? Nope, not at all. In fact Stassi likely would’ve moved somewhere else, save for being on TV. Would Kristen Doute still be lurking around, carrying her cloud of dingy destruction, after sleeping with Stassi’s then-boyfriend Jax Taylor, then sleeping with Jax’s now fiancé, Brittany Cartwright? No, absolutely not.
Would Scheana Marie still be working as a waitress at SUR, sexually harassing post-adolescent boys, if it weren’t for Vanderpump Rules? Well, yeah probably. Would Tom 2 and Katie Maloney have gotten married? Not likely. But here we are celebrating the momentous occassion of Jax having been on reality TV for so long that he’s run out of storylines and the only sensational thing that remains is getting married. It’s a sad way to fizzle into obscurity for the man who kept up a lie about sleeping with his girlfriend’s best friend with a woman who happened to be the girlfriend of his best friend, and doing this on the sofa while the boyfriend/bestie was in the next room, passed out. Twice.
I felt some major secondhand embarrassment when Scheana Marie crashed boys night to talk with Max Boyens during the last Vanderpump Rules episode. First, she showed up at the restaurant to nonchalantly talk to Max while he was working at the bar. However, he wasn’t even there, and Scheana’s intention to casually talk to him didn’t not pan out.
Then, she texted him about her desire to clear the air after he referred to Scheana as “boy crazy” during the season premiere episode. Max read her texts out loud to the guys to seem cool. Production even showed some screenshots from the conversation to just twist that knife in a little bit further (they didn’t show any of Max’s responses). Moreover, that’s not the whole story. Scheana did not actually crash the gathering. Max invited her… and then acted like he didn’t. Wow. I would feel so bad for her if she wasn’t hazing Dayna Kathan at SUR because of Dayna’s hookups with Max (no matter how much Scheana denies the reasoning, we all can make that connection).
For the first three episodes of Vanderpump Rules Season 8, Brett Caprioni and Max Boyens have spent most of their scenes talking shit about Scheana Marie. They’re using Scheana and her “boy crazy” tendencies for a storyline.
Well, now, it’s Scheana’s turn to sound off on them. And the label “boy crazy” is a lot better than being called “racist,” isn’t it? Both Max and Brett found themselves in hot water last week when old tweets resurfaced with them both using the n-word from 2011 to 2013. So, of course, this came up when Scheana was a guest on Watch What Happens Live last night.
On last night’s Vanderpump Rules Tom Sandoval got bit by the itsy-crazy spider and lost his head. That spider was the black widow of man-sanity!
Charli Burnett and Dayna Kathan are both finishing their training at SUR. While Charli is feeling right at home in the bosom of Scheana Marie‘s attentions, Dayna is feeling ostracized. Being called a mini Scheana Marie is definitely NOT a compliment, and considering that Charli claims she’s never eaten pasta she is not gong to fit in well here because it is literally ALL about the pasta!
Scheana is trying to play mind games with Dayna by pretending the still has her acrylic claws into Max Boyens. Scheana shows up at SUR to pick up a uniform and announces that she’s going to crash boys night to confront Max for calling her “boy crazy.” Because nothing says ‘I’m completely sane and not at all desperate’ like wearing an ill-fitting, cleavage baring dress and interrupting a bro-down to discuss about relationship boundaries with a person you’ve never had a relationship with outside of sending him a stalking device FOR THANKSGIVING.
Vanderpump Rules is back tonight for a brand new episode. After years of tension without an obvious cause, Stassi Schroeder and Tom Sandoval get into an explosive fight during tonight’s episode. Tom pulls a Katie Maloney and sends out some rage texts after he’s excluded from planning Stassi’s book signing at TomTom.
In other news, Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor are still at odds. This leaves their best friend Tom Schwartz stuck in the middle. Schwartz tries his best to mend the problems between his two best friends before the cast Miami trip, but I feel like his efforts aren’t going to work. At least in the long-run.
“Add some new cast members,” they said. “It will be fun,” they said. And then all the fun and games were disrupted by racially insensitive tweets that just resurfaced.
New Vanderpump Rules stars Brett Caprioni and Max Boyens came under fire this week when their old tweets resurfaced. I’m sure they’re longing for the days when avoiding Scheana Marie was their biggest problem. Now, they are in some serious hot water. They both used the “n-word.” Many times. Now, their Pump Rules costar Lala Kent is weighing in on the drama.