Tamra Judge has not survived 12 seasons of the Real Housewives of Orange County by being the nice girl. Housewife fans know that being agreeable often results in contracts not being renewed. As we have seen over the years, being “nice” is not always second nature to conflict veteran Tamra. We have watched her be shady with Gretchen Rossi, mock Alexis Bellino and throw wine in Jeana Keough’s face. And allegedly running her mouth got Tamra slapped with a million dollar lawsuit courtesy of Jim Bellino.
More recently, Tamra gaslighted Shannon Beador by playing up to her hypochondria following a bizarre mallet gonging by Kelly Dodd. So, where does Tamra’s pot-stirring nature end? For some Housewives, distasteful behavior stops when the cameras are turned off. For Tamra, the lines are a little more blurred.
The Housewives aren’t the only characters on Real Housewives of Orange County. Unfortunately, viewers have been subjected to Tamra Judge’s son Ryan Vieth for far too many years. When Ryan’s name is mentioned, it’s rarely for a good reason.
And then there’s Gina Kirschenheiter’s soon-to-be-ex-husband Matt Kirschenheiter. He has never appeared on RHOC, which was a red flag from the start. Nevertheless, his actions have propelled her storyline. And news headlines. He cheated on her, allegedly threatened to kill her, and even filed for spousal support. Yes, the backbone of this show is the women, but the side characters certainly do bring their own drama. And these two side characters are both single…and ready to mingle. Yikes.
All Shannon Beador wanted to do was plan a relaxing and healing trip for her Real Housewives of Orange County co-stars. The Housewives journeyed to Miraval Arizona Resort and Spa to get their zen on. Their trip would include healing time, spa treatments, and much-needed bonding. What could go wrong?
Kelly Dodd is the answer to that question. From the moment that she arrived, RHOC’s resident hot-head was sarcastic and cranky. She was not looking forward to seeing her newly demoted enemy, Vicki Gunvalson, who was scheduled to arrive the next day.
I don’t know who put Real Housewives Of Orange County on Adderall but thank you Tamra Judge‘s Jesus because this season is so good. So much was packed into a 10 hour time period it was like drama sardines.
Shannon Beador is at Urgent Care deciding if she wants to press charges against Kelly Dodd for assault, or assault Kelly with guilt tripping and shaming over the harm she’s done to Shannon’s zen cortex. As if that’s gonna work. HA! Also if the police showed up to question Kelly she would assume they were strippers and start propositioning them.
Being the good friend that she is, Tamra is in the doctor’s office laughing behind her hand. Tamra is thanking herself for all the good work she is doing driving a huge, HUGE wedge between Shannon and Kelly after conniving Shannon her leaking spinal fluid was making her go blind.
Ahhhh… the Shannon Beador show is back on Real Housewives Of Orange County. We all knew this nice, thoughtful, peace-loving Shannon couldn’t last. Somebody moved a leaky faucet to her sanity corner!
Still, you gotta feel bad for Shannon. She tried to plan a relaxing trip to the exclusive Miraval so the women could find peace and serenity (now!), but she’s friends with people like Kelly Dodd and Vicki Gunvalson. So it all went to pot – or should I say, dong. But first, sexxy.
Emily Simpson is headed to Vegas for her dance debut and Braunwyn Windham-Burke is joining her on the PJ.
It’s mommy issues galore on Real Housewives Of Orange County! Can’t nobody raise a child right?!
Let’s start with Gina Kirschenheiter, who must Uber to the birthday party Emily Simpson is throwing for Annabelle. Then Gina gets there so late the Happy Birthday has already been sung. I thought Gina was actually bringing a used car seat as a gift until she revealed that she’s officially unable to drive until her DUI is resolved, and is actually Ubering everywhere.
As the party wraps up, after Gina treats herself to tiger face paint, she and Emily get to talking about… Gina. Which is all they ever talk about! This time Gina is panicked over how close she came to being arrested in her home in front of her children, and how scaring that would be. Emily likens it to the time she had to be taken away in an ambulance. Which pisses Gina off.
You’re not really supposed to have favorites as a parent. And even if you do you shouldn’t talk about who it may be. Especially not on your social media account.
Mother of the year, Real Housewives of Orange County’s Tamra Judge, may have just announced her favorite offspring on her Instagram account. Wonder how this is going to affect the sometimes-volatile relationship between her eldest, Ryan Vieth, and his brother Spencer Barney?