Last night was part two of Porsha Williams‘ spinoff Porsha’s Having A Baby, which we all know is a prequel to Porsha’s Getting Married, aka the Prenup Drama will rage on.
Porsha is literally 30,000 weeks pregnant and spending her remaining days eating any and every product made from pork. There’s a bacon, there’s sausage, there’s ham steak, there’s honey baked ham, there’s salami, there’s eggs cooked in bacon grease, there’s apple sauce with ham… Wasn’t Porsha vegan at some point?!
It seems like Porsha is focusing on food to avoid all the very real issues in her life. Like Dennis McKinley is living in the basement, and Dennis’ mother, Gina, is literally and figuratively moving in as well, and no one is sure who exactly invited her! Maybe Gina can go into the basement with the rest of Dennis’s stuff?
Last night was the premiere of Porsha Williams‘ special Porsha’s Having A Baby! I dunno – I kinda loved it. It was everything we adore about Porsha: zany, outlandish, clueless, and fun. The show opened with a fairy tale about hot dogs, so you know it was going to be ridiculous good, and it also made me really appreciate Dennis McKinley. (Am I wrong? Should I be admitting this?)
Porsha and Dennis are in hog heaven. Literally since the only thing Porsha is consuming is honey baked ham, but reality and real life are getting in the way. Reality like where to live, having a baby in about 5 minutes, and mama drama, so even though it’s not all hot dogs and hot photo shoots, it starts out that way!
Real Housewives of Atlanta fans were treated to a front row seat for Porsha Williams’ entire pregnancy. But first, viewers saw Kandi Burruss express her skepticism about Porsha’s fiancé, Dennis McKinley, and their relationship moving much too fast. We all know that Kandi knows exactly what the streets are talking about! In the end, Kandi seems to have accepted Porsha’s man– even with all his scandalous tattoos of other’s ladies’ names.
Porsha documented so many amazing milestones in her pregnancy journey. She told her fellow RHOA Peaches about her wonderful news during the ladies’ Tokyo trip. Porsha and Dennis enjoyed a relaxing Bahamas “babymoon,” which is the last trip that an expectant couple takes before their baby’s arrival. And before sleep deprivation sets in.
Porsha Williams revealed her pregnancy before this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta started airing. Porsha’s future child and her new relationship with Dennis McKinley have been a focal point of Season 11. It’s really nice to see Porsha finally getting the family she’s always talked about. Still, there’s just nothing else to discuss from this season. No one is riveted by the fights over sunglasses and flip flops. Thank u, next.
Real Housewives of Atlanta has turned into The Porsha Williams Show. Just don’t tell NeNe Leakes. We all know that she thinks this is her show, even though it’s technically an ensemble show. Speaking of NeNe, why wasn’t she at her “little sis” Porsha’s baby shower? Was she not invited? Did she decide not to go? The status of her friendship with Porsha is just eternally unclear.
Real Housewives of Atlanta fans may have been skeptical of Porsha Williams’ fiancé, hot dog king Dennis McKinley, when he first came on the scene. Isn’t that right, Kandi Burruss? Porsha shut down Kandi’s concerns about Porsha and her man moving too fast. And about Dennis sporting too many tattoos with other girls’ names.
Porsha revealed that she was pregnant in September of 2018. This makes sense because Porsha has been craving pickles– a lot of pickles. In fact, Porsha and her
frenemy “big sister,” NeNe Leakes, sprung the news on the Housewives during their RHOA Tokyo girls’ trip. Porsha even told the ladies in Japanese while NeNe banged on a gong. No — I don’t understand about the gong, either. Was NeNe trying to drown out Porsha’s surprise announcement?
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Atlanta continue to celebrate Eva Marcille‘s bachelorette party in Tokyo, except things are far from a fun girls trip when NeNe Leakes gets left behind after being late to meet the tour bus.
It also seems like every second there’s a different fight! First NeNe’s argument with Tanya Sam spirals out of control, prompting NeNe to storm out of their lunch and take a taxi back to the hotel. Later, NeNe opens up to Cynthia Bailey about how much she is struggling to support Gregg. Things with NeNe go from bad to worse when she is left out of the next day’s activities.
Fans of Real Housewives of Atlanta have been waiting to see some real drama but have been disappointed so far –unless you enjoy watching boring talent shows and ladies arguing over fashion. I am longing for the premium shade thrown by former Atlanta Housewives Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore. Take some notes, Eva Marcille!
Still, Eva has provided a bit of shade for viewers. She criticized the ample size of Cynthia Bailey’s booty (for a model). Eva even insinuated that Cynthia was renting her last season boyfriend, Will Jones. Also, Eva angered Kandi Burruss (and plenty of viewers) when Eva made a comment about Shamea Morton’s skin tone.
Kon’nichiwa! Last night the Real Housewives Of Atlanta landed in Tokyo, Japan. Where they squabbled over semantics and blatantly disrespected the country’s culture, you know – the usual Real Housewives travel antics!
By the way the title of this recap “Shitsureidesu ne” means “How Rude” in Japanese. Only fitting, right.