The Real Housewives of Atlanta is sure to have an interesting storyline thanks to Porsha Williams‘ new engagement. It feels like a fever dream since Porsha announced her engagement to Simon Guobadia after one month of dating. He got her a massive rock before his divorce with Falynn Guobadia was even finalized. And wasted no time getting his name tattooed on her neck, for some reason. Girl, is this some sort of identity crisis or something?
While Porsha Luther King has been celebrating her engagement and planning three weddings, everyone and their mother has been sharing some questionable accusations about their relationship. It started with a questionable timeline, cheating accusations and a whole lot of shade-throwing.
If you’re not Team Porsha, you’re against them. Just look at Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore, who definitely WON’T be receiving a save the date in the mail. The co-captain of Team Porsha is Shamea Morton, who we can blame for this whole relationship in the first place. Her only contribution to the RHOA universe as of late. Oh, and Gizelle Bryant from the Real Housewives of Potomac, who wants to find herself a man like Simon. Ladies, say it with me, THE BAR IS ON THE FLOOR. YOU DESERVE BETTER.
Gizelle Bryant is back to roaming the streets of Potomac, looking for a new man to sit behind her at Real Housewives of Potomac reunions. She and Jamal Bryant aka Pastor Holy Whore recently broke up, because he really does live in the phone. Her three daughters have been vocal to give their mom dating advice, and maybe she should take some fashion tips as well to help her find a man. But Karen Huger would say her “fiery box” is the reason Gizelle is single, whatever that means.
Gizelle has been one of the only people in the Real Housewives universe to support Porsha Williams‘ recent engagement to Simon Guobadia, the ex of her old pal Falynn Guobadia. Gizelle and Porsha are clearly buddy-buddy considering Bravo’s Chat Room, so, for once, Gizelle didn’t have anything shady to say about the shadiest relationship of all time. Veryyyy suspicious.
I firmly believe there is literally nothing Kandi Burruss can’t do. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is a singer, songwriter, producer, restauranteur, actor, businesswoman, philanthropist — the list goes on. She’s also a badass mom and wife to Todd Tucker, and they are the definition of a power couple. Even though some people (*cough cough* NeNe Leakes) question Kandi’s career or come up, she remains unbothered and always finds a way to make her coin. The moral is don’t start none with Kandi and there won’t be none. Hear that, Phaedra Parks?
Season 13 of RHOA showed me that while I love Kandi, she might be beyond the show. While she used to get in blow-up fights with the cast, now she seems calm and collected. Well, unless you’re messing with her food. She doesn’t seem to hold grudges, forgiving Porsha Williams after all their history. She knows the definition of girl code and could teach Kenya Moore a thing or two about loyalty. Plus, she’s the Mistress Angel and has always been true to who she is on the show, through the good times and the bad. (Those rough days of Todd vs. Mama Joyce have stuck with me).
Housewives new and old, and from cities far and wide, have all weighed in on Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams’ recent
trainwreck of an engagement. To sum it up, P got engaged to Simon Guobadia, the almost ex-husband of her old friend Falynn Guobadia, after ONE MONTH of dating. The two moved quicker than quick, with Simon giving his new fiance a fat ring and P getting Simon’s name tattooed ON HER NECK. Not even Bravo producers can make up this complete display of nonsense, which includes cheating allegations, an eyebrow-raising timeline and a whole lot of haters.
Thanks to Shamea Morton’s matchmaking skills, we’ll likely have a Bravo special about one of Porsha’s THREE weddings, as she does seem to be a network darling. Andy Cohen says Porsha just loves love, but some people (Marlo Hampton) believe this entire relationship is one big red flag. Porsha hasn’t had the best luck in love in the past, and getting her old friend’s husband before they’ve signed their names on divorce papers is the ultimate betrayal of girl code. This storyline is already beating the drawn-out #BoloGate, and Bravo hasn’t even begun filming Season 14.
Marlo Hampton may not be a full-time Housewife, but she delivered the drama last season on Real Housewives of Atlanta. During the bachelorette party trip, hell froze over when Marlo and Kenya Moore made up. Of course, Kenya wanted to out Porsha Williams as one of the RHOA cast members who got frisky with stripper Bolo. Porsha wasn’t happy to see her friend Marlo siding with Kenya.
Marlo accused Porsha of lying when she denied having sex with Bolo. At the dinner with Big Freedia in New Orleans, Marlo had a melt-down at the table because she was trapped in the middle between warring peaches Kenya and Porsha. Marlo was so extra during that dinner.
Ever since the Real Housewives of Atlanta wrapped up Season 13, Porsha Williams has caused quite a stir on the internet. Her engagement to Simon Guobadia after one month of dating has received many mixed reactions from fans and Bravolebrities alike. Simon is the ex-husband of Porsha’s one-time friend Falynn Guobadia, who she brought on the show as part of her crew of friend-ofs. Simon gave Porsha a MASSIVE diamond ring and while some people are happy she’s found love again, others have plenty of questions. Like, how long has this relationship been going on, for real? Are Simon and Falynn even officially divorced? Has somebody in this love triangle been unfaithful? What has been going on in the group text between Marlo Hampton and NeNe Leakes?
Porsha’s in her own world planning three weddings and prepping for her own Bravo spinoff. And cutting people out of her life who are on the next train to haterville, so Kenya Moore and Cynthia Bailey. Word on the street is we can blame sidekick Shamea Morton for this whole mess in the first place. Meanwhile, Porsha’s been riding the media wave because we know she’ll never back down from taking center stage, even if she’s receiving hate.
The romance that no one saw coming is still a hot topic for Real Housewives of Atlanta viewers. In May of 2021, Porsha Williams confirmed that she was in a relationship with Simon Guobadia. He is RHOA cast member Falynn Guobadia’s recent ex-husband. In fact, Porsha brought Falynn on to the franchise. Oh, and Simon is also friends with Porsha’s baby daddy, Dennis McKinley.
Porsha shared the news on Instagram. “Our relationship began a month ago–yes we are crazy in love. I know it’s fast, but we are living life each day to its fullest,” she wrote. Porsha continued, “For all of you that need facts, I get the optics but Simon filed for divorce from a previous marriage in January. I had nothing to do with their divorce filing,” she added. “That’s between the two of them. Falynn and I are not friends, and Simon’s divorce has been settled.”
Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams is truly living in her own fantasy universe. She was given a huge rock from HER FRIEND Falynn Guobadia’s soon-to-be (keyword: soon) ex-husband Simon Guobadia after ONE MONTH of dating. Yes, after she spent Season 13 teasing a potential reunion with Hot Dog Dennis McKinley. And (poorly) denying any hoe-like activities with Bolo at Cynthia Bailey’s bachelorette party. Welp, now she’s engaged again, and frankly, I’m exhausted.
Porsha and Simon are on the same planet, posting on Instagram like they’re the C-List version of Bennifer or something. Despite the cheating allegations, a questionable timeline and other women coming out of the woodworks. I’m with Marlo Hampton on this one, the whole thing is just a big red flag.
Despite Porsha’s total lack of respect for her friend Falynn, who she brought on the show and didn’t even negotiate a contract for, she’s still being rewarded. Kenya Moore is still the villain on RHOA for hogging a crabcake and stirring the pot. At least she can own up to her mistakes when she crosses the line with someone’s man. Porsha’s got a 3-part spinoff coming this summer and is toying with the idea of a Bravo wedding. We already know her lapdog Shamea Morton will be a bridesmaid since we can point our fingers at her for getting this whole mess of a relationship started.