On last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies struggled to find balance in their various friendships as they opened up about painful pasts and future realities.
Suddenly Gregg and NeNe Leakes are in love. Is it because he now has a job being part of the American Cancer Society as an ambassador? Whatever the case, NeNe is just thrilled to see Gregg. She tells him this great tale of revisionist history about what happened in Greece.
NeNe was just this poor innocent bystander, trying to be kind and compassionate when “KEN” would not stop picking at her. NeNe conveniently leaves out the part of the story where she spit on Kenya Moore. Also she threw the popcorn cause girls gotta eat. According to Gregg, NeNe has extended so many olive branches to Kenya Moore that she practically gave her a whole orchard.
We did not get a new Real Housewives of Atlanta episode last week. Thankfully, the ladies are back tonight, ready to entertain us all while we socially distance at home.
Now that the RHOA cast is back from Greece, they have to face their problems back at home. Kenya Moore admits that she was “in the dark” about a lot of things in her marriage to Marc Daly. Even though she wants Marc to see their daughter, she says he’s not allowed in Moore Manor. Kenya also shares a really strange fun fact: she’s not allowed to speak to Marc’s parents. Unless Marc isn’t in touch with them himself, that’s a major red flag. Don’t you think? Have they ever met baby Brooklyn?
There are a lot of women dying to be full-time cast members on a Real Housewives show. However, Tanya Sam is not one of them. She would rather be a Friend of the Housewives on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
That sounds crazy, but I actually don’t blame her, especially after hearing her explanation for feeling this way. The woman makes a lot of sense. Plus, it’s not as if she needs the money… unlike some super thirsty peach holders.
What an epic fail that we had the Real Housewives Of Atlanta visit Lindsay Lohan‘s beach club and we don’t get a Lohan sighting or any of the requisite drama?! Instead, we had to pretend that Dina Lohan is some famous friend of Kandi Burruss‘ and the ladies were doing Dina a favor by visiting her daughter’s little beachside bar. But a Lohan was not present. Nor was there a mention of Lindsay’s failed reality show.
So the women are in Greece trying to figure out how goddesses behave. In fairness to NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore, the original Greek goddesses were a pretty vengeful and petty bunch, ergo probably not above spitting or questioning the moistness level of one’s kitty. Still Nene Leakes is no goddess, and as a mortal her behavior was APPALLING.
Yes, Kenya is a shady bitch who’s nasty-nice and pushes buttons that are way below the belt, but spitting on someone and threatening to assault them as NeNe was doing – NEWP, NEWP, NEWP!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast vacation in Greece continues tonight. And, apparently, it’s all about the ladies’ determination to get NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore to make up. First off, why would they want that? The drama is what keeps this show going. Second, that’s just never going to happen. Unless, NeNe and Kenya have a common enemy, of course. Other than that, there’s no way these two will ever be on the same side.
But, Cynthia Bailey and Kandi Burruss have no other storylines, so they’re gonna push this NeNe and Kenya reconciliation as much as they can. And I’m sure one of them is just gonna explode, which is probably what Cynthia and Kandi really we want it. We see you, girls. Oh, and Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams are also on this same quest of harmony. Please be more interesting, thank you. At least we have Marlo Hampton around. She’s never afraid to be her true messy self, none of this harmony nonsense.
With friends like Kenya Moore, who needs enemies? Kenya roasted Cynthia Bailey multiple times during the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta episode. She called out Cynthia for her lack of wine knowledge a few times.
That doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it is considering that Cynthia does own a wine cellar. This is the same person who flipped out at Tanya Sam for revealing she wears a wig and claimed it was a dig at the Kenya Moore Haircare line. So, why is Kenya doing the same thing to Cynthia? And here’s the real question: why does Cynthia forgive Kenya so easily? Every. Single. Time. Obviously, NeNe Leakes and Marlo Hampton had a lot ot say about this situation.
Even though the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 12 reunion taping has been postponed due to Coronavirus concerns, that doesn’t mean we’ve run out of new RHOA content. Thankfully, the ladies’ Greek vacation continued on Sunday night. It was an entertaining episode, as per usual.
The weirdest part of the last episode was when Kenya Moore kept pointing out that Cynthia Bailey has zero wine knowledge, even though she recently opened up a wine cellar in Atlanta. Why was Kenya shading her most loyal friend in the group? Oh, that’s right, because she can get away with it. We have all seen Cynthia turn a blind eye to Kenya and excuse her behavior and Sunday’s episode was no different. Of course, Kenya pulled her same old tricks. In response to Kenya’s constant shade, Porsha Williams and Tanya Sam bought Cynthia a Greek evil eye bracelet to ward off jealousy and haters. Cynthia is on Real Housewives of Atlanta, it’s way too late to ward off the haters now. Maybe if she had a thousand evil bracelets. That many bracelets might work.
You guys… I am so sorry for the delay in this Real Housewives Of Atlanta recap! I was not prepared, mentally and otherwise, for the Coronavirus quarantine/homeschooling curve. The true pandemic is going to be if all these parents can survive being trapped in the house with their kids trying to educate them using a PBS app and their own foggy remembrances of school. I think I’m going to have mine start by alphabetizing the pantry, then baking me cookies.
The next test will be if I can handle dealing with my husband for the next two weeks… But is any of that really worse than going on an international vacation with Nene Leakes and Kenya Moore? Those two are THE WORST. They are the Coronavirus of their friend group.