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On last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, things got ridiculous in a big way. I mean big. It was a penis spectacular as the talk was of men, circumcision and some of Phaedra’s more eccentric clients (and I don’t mean Bobbi Brown!). Thank goodness for censorship bars!
Things start out with Phaedra begging Kim’s forgiveness for the baby shower blow out between Peter and Apollo. Kim succinctly tells us that next time ex-cons and ass holes are off the guest list! Phaedra comes a calling with a huge gift and is instantly forgiven – she could have told Kim Kroy was to blame so long as she brought a present. Ok, actually Phaedra apologized — admitting she was embarrassed by Apollo — and Kim accepted. There’s apparently been no word and NO retail apology from Cynthia despite her geriatric husband acting crazy. The ladies talk labor and Phaedra was as crazy as a vampire in sunlight. Love it!
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Cynthia and Malorie stop by Bar One. Cynthia wants Peter and Malorie to make amends following last years attempted wedding sabotage starring the hidden marriage license! Cynthia leaves the two to talk things out and it quickly descends into a screaming match. Peter explains he feels betrayed and his family was also hurt by what happened. Malorie was just trying to protect her sister who was apparently crying and depressed in the months before the wedding over the state of her relationship! Eventually Cynthia comes to break up the fight and a tearful Malorie reveals she was just worried about her sister.
I think both have fair points. No, Malorie should not have gotten so involved. Yes, Peter has a right to be upset, but Malorie cares for Cynthia and reacted instinctively to what looks like a big ol’ marital mistake – love or no!
Kandi is planning her 35th birthday party with the help of the always classy Boot-Tay Queen, Phaedra Parks and Sheree. Kandi is a little depressed about being single at this age and is hoping to have another baby. When Kandi tells Sheree and Phaedra that Cynthia and NeNe will also be coming Sheree decides that “bitch” can stay on the other side of the room. After enquiring if Kandi’s mother will be attending the soiree, Phaedra reveals she will not be bringing Apollo, but something much, much better! Something “only nature could create!” I think we all know this is leading nowhere good!
Kandi is shopping with the irascible Ms. Leakes and Derek J. Derek and Kandi happen to be dressed like twins! NeNe actually looks cute for once. Maybe money looks good on her? That or she finally hired someone to dress her? This year a very prego Kim will not be planning Kandi’s party as they have not been hanging out too much. NeNe is not surprised because although Kandi wanted a friend, Kim wanted a hit song. Despite the drift in their friendship Kandi is happy Kim found a “young tender” and has ditched the aging married man. NeNe is like ‘Bish please, we all know she is only with Kroy for one reason and that reason is green and sitting in the bank.’
Kandi lets NeNe know she better be on her best behavior at her party because Sheree and Phaedra will be attending. NeNe is fine with ignoring ol’ man-Sheree, in fact low-down and dirty Sheree simply does not deserve the friendship of the amazing and very very rich NeNe Leakes!
Kim Wig-ziak and Kroy are learning about circumcision to prepare for their new lil baby boy. Wasn’t Kim a labor and delivery nurse? Kim reveals she does not want her sons peepee wearing a turtleneck! The visiting baby care expert explains the process to a grossed out Kim (and us!) while Kroy seems relaxed about the whole thing. Which is good! Then he gets a little diapering how-to. Good for Kim. She picked a good one. Later a 36-weeks pregnant Kim takes a pregnancy test because Kroy has never seen a positive one before. Surprisingly it is positive + which I guess means baby on the way! Haha I’m so surprised Sweetie was allegedly fired! What happened?!
NeNe arrives at Cynthia’s just as Peter is receiving a phone call learning an investor issued him a bounced $40,000 check. Maybe NeNe can loan him some money. Meanwhile Cynthia is trying to open a bottle of champagne while NeNe cowers in the corner covering her ears. Immediately after setting in with the bubbly, NeNe reveals she and Gregg are on amicable terms. So amicable, in fact, he picked her up from the airport after Miami and they did the dirty-dirty. And ew – T.M.I. Hearing NeNe describe Gregg as a tiger – not something I need to hear. EVER. Talk turns to the wedding sabotage and Peter is adamant that certain lines should not be crossed. Unfortunately for him that day was tainted by the actions of Cynthia’s family. Cynthia appeases him that in her mind all she remembers is his face while she was walking down the aisle. NeNe warns that Cynthia needs to set some boundaries.
Sheree and Phaedra pay a visit to Chateau Invisible. And nothing has changed since last time Sheree was there. I’m guessing it had something to do with an outstanding bill, perhaps? Sheree explains building this house may get ugly, which is why she had to bring along a little reinforcement in the form of donkey bootied lawyers. Phaedra’s oh-so professional tactic was to shake her butt in the contractor’s face and warn him that she is wise to his game and hopes she won’t have to see him in court. Isn’t she a married and RELIGIOUS woman?
Apparently where black men are concerned it’s better to let them see you going than coming (except when the going is up the courthouse steps, I imagine) and where contractors are concerned everybody knows they will do anything to get a check including blow smoke up your butt with a bubble blower! Andrew explains to Sheree that the construction progress depends on how much money she has; which must be why it remains a vacant lot to this very day!
At the Bailey Agency, Cynthia is working to get everything together when Malorie and her European Basketball Pro husband show up. Cynthia and Malorie discuss the on-going Peter issues. Malorie implores Cynthia not to give Peter any money for this next business venture and is relieved Cynthia is not a partner. Cynthia and Malorie end up in an argument about respecting each others’ choices and setting boundaries. An angry Cynthia tries to call her sister’s marriage out, claiming they aren’t all “lovey” all the time. Cynthia is done letting Malorie judge her relationship. After calming down, Malorie decides to take a break and she and her hubby leave before Peter shows up!
Kandi is stressing out about turning 35 and being single. if she hasn’t met someone by 37 she is considering a sperm donor or some other means to get pregnant so she can have a second child. Kandi explains she wants a “Kroy” to be her partner both in life and pregnancy. Poor Kandi! Phaedra arrives at the party and informs Kandi that she has taser in her purse! Well, NeNe was invited! Phaedra never leaves home without one. So let’s get this straight: at all times she carries holy water, a prayer cloth, and a taser in her purse? And sometimes a .357 Magnum! Oh Phaedra… I love you.
At the party Cynthia and Peter arrive first, followed by Lawrence dressed in his wannabe Madonna circa 1985 finest, except with a beer gut! Or as Phaedra describes him: Mr T dipped in Wonder Woman. Yeah, not your best look, L! And finally the party starts with the arrival of NeNe – well that’s her opinion, anyways. NeNe reveals she is making an appearance on the Atlanta social scene for the first time in a year and in her absence parties have been practically non-existent! I notice NeNe and Sheree wearing the same color and that’s not all they have in common as they blatantly ignore each other from opposite ends of the table.
Phaedra and Sheree decide they are grown up ladies, while NeNe and Cynthia decide Kandi needs a Friend Contract to secure her loyalties. Kandi describes the party as going between the US and Europe. While Cynthia and Sheree were able to exchange pleasantries, that’s about as far as things went towards reconciliation.
In the middle of all that ignoring, Phaedra announces she has a “big surprise” all wrapped up in a huge box she is wheeling across the party. Kandi, with mama Joyce sitting right next to her, is front and center for the reveal of reDICKulous! I’m with Nene – a monster has invaded, although hypocrite much? I mean didn’t she earn her dollars dancing pre-Gregg?
NeNe is shocked and appalled by the reveal of The ‘DICK and is popping eyes out again – bloop, bloop – this time her own – and she is stashing them squarely in her rented Hermes! Hell even Kandi looks pretty unimpressed, but Mama Joyce is out. She is immediately calling BS on the unveiling of super schlong and leaves the table.
Phaedra, always one for details, has also brought dollars along with the dancer and Kandi informs us that Phaedra is actually reDICKulous’ attorney! Is this violating attorney client privileges perhaps? Good thing Mama Joyce wasn’t there when Mr. DICKulous stuck his penis in Kandi’s cocktail!!!!! And licked it off by fellating himself! IN FRONT OF PEOPLE! ON TV! Yeah – color me speechless! Bravo is really stooping to new lows of what they are willing to put on television.
After that lovely and tasteless (not to be confused with tasty) display NeNe, Cynthia, and Peter say their good-byes. NeNe explains that designer and dicks simply don’t mix and no one should be wearing Gucci while a stripper goes down on himself at your party. Yes – God forbid any “poison” gets on your Prada! And there we have it guys, this is one of the few times where I agree with NeNe! NeNe drove home blind after witnessing such atrocities and retrieved her eyes from her purse once she was safely at home in her rental.
Poor Mama Joyce is furious and once the act is over immediately takes Kandi to task for allowing such trashiness at her party (and on TV). Kandi is shocked her usually stripper friendly mom is so upset. Phaedra looks rightfully embarrassed and I hope she was considering how her own mother would feel in that situation! After telling her daughter off, who is annoyed that she is being treated like a five-year old, Joyce bails. Kandi chases her mother out to the valet, but Joyce wants nothing to do with her claiming she does not like strippers! And that’s how you celebrate 35 in style, I suppose!
Next Week: Brielle becomes jealous as the birth of KJ gets closer. New girl Marlo Hampton arrives – with NeNe’s ex-boyfrined. Malorie and Cynthia continue to have issues over Peter and Cynthia’s money. And Sheree and Bob argue over child support! Looks juicy!
Watch What Happens Live: Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Rominj are the guests. And Jerry opens the show with his very funny reDICKulous imitation. The happily married couple reveal they are hoping for NeNe and Gregg to make it work and Jerry imparts that a happy NeNe is a happy home!
Andy calls BS on Mama Joyce’s stripper-phobia as he plays a vintage WWHL clip of Kandi revealing strippers are a family tradition and there was even one at her baby shower! Jerry is hoping Phaedra can plan his next birthday party!
Rebecca and Jerry are on Peter’s side in the wedding drama and feel Malorie should respect Cynthia’s marriage, although they think Peter has to let it go. Rebecca knew Cynthia from the modeling years (interesting!) and Jerry knew Leon from before his days as Housewives attachment and he has a man crush!
Andy’s mom texts him and she is also disgusted by reDICKulous. That’s all she’s disgusted by regarding Housewives? Rebecca thinks NeNe’s reaction to the stripper was ridiculous given her stripper past! In fact, NeNe actually reply Tweeted: “True a monster jumped out the box! Pleasured himself which was classless n front of guess! Yes I use 2 dance but I never ate my own…”
Rebecca and Jerry do not believe Cynthia is manipulated by NeNe, but think NeNe is going through a rough time and relying on Cynthia. They are pulling for her positives to return. Me too. Can Season 1 NeNe come back to us – with Kim!
Poll Question: Was reDICKulous too ridiculous for a birthday party? Yes! Indeed he was, and fans I agree with you. Too much of everything!
Photo Credit: [John Amis/Bravo]
THOUGHTS ON THE EPISODE? SHOULD PETER FORGIVE MALORIE? WHAT DO YOU THINK: IS REDICKULOUS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
Yep @ 149, it was too much but Ne Ne thinks she is so much and I was glad she left. Now she tries to act better than everyone else and of course Peter and pitiful Cynthia followed! lol
My goodness…..Dick Head was redickulous….did you ever…..the man was hung beyond words what a nasty ass performance….
Phadra will so anything to get air time on Bravo and it seems to be working ….she is in many scenes and her mouth is always going…sometimes the woman cracks me up. Phadra has a baby, and husband to support. Does Apollo work or with his record who would hire him.
NeNe continues to act like a fool. NeNe you are such a fake ass wanna be. No one cares that you were on CA and you are not rich in anything. Your an angry jealous woMAN. I love Kandi, and no disrespect to her mother, but her mother way over-reacted. She did not need to make that scene at all. Phaedra did not mean to disrespect her and she should have known that and not hurt Phaedra’s feelings like that.
I don’t know about anyone else but I sure as hell don’t need a man hung like that messing my insides up!
I have never seen such a big ding, dong in my life…..Redickulous was hung like a bull.,.,.,,, He puts my ex-lover to shame
Isn’t Mr. Redickulous gay? just asking
I AM SHOCKED THAT PHAEDRA INVITED THAT STRIPPER TO KANDI’S PARTY.PHAE
DRA’S MOTHER IS A PASTOR!!!! LAST WE
EK SHE WAS USING A CLOTH TO COVER
HER LEGS AT THE FUNERUL HOME.LAST
YEAR EVEN LIED ABOUT HER DUE DATE
BECAUSE OF HER MOM!!! ISN’T SHE A
CHRISTIAN?????I WAS APPALLED AND
BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WHO LEFT THE
PARTY SHOWED MORE CLASS!! I DON’T L
LIKE
KANDI’S NEW STORY LINE(sex toy line).WHY
DOESN’T SHE STICK WITH SINGING AND
PHAEDRA BE A LAWYER,WIFE,AND A
MOTHER!!!!!
154Tapanga- I agree, that is too much for me.
Its was entertainment. The stripper was simply giving a performance. If someone came to my house and started spinning my good china, I would be ready to kill, but at a party I would simply cheer the performer on as it is only done with the intent to entertain. If that “drink stir” was not part of his act, would you really remember this stripper? Its a gimmick that gonna get him booked over and over again
……… and @154 and 157, not too much for me. If he gets kicked out of your bedrooms, please be sure to send him to mine. I would know exactly what to do with him.
I understand why Momma Joyce was offended. This stripper was beyond degusting. There is a different between a striptease and what he did. But momma Joyce needs to find her own interest. She and her daughter are close but do they have to be together all the time? I use to like Cynthia but I am starting to question her motives. I think she might be an undercover slime ball as well. She is a woman attractive enough to make a nice living in modeling and has dated mostly millionaires, so why is she with a broke old man with partial dentures and teeth missing on the side(ala Nene) with bad attitude. She knew Peters’ shady reputation before she married him. So I don’t feel sorry for her. She also dated Russell Simmons, one of the biggest cons in the business and Nene is her best friend. Go figure. Cynthia gets the side eye from me especially if she gives Peter the 40k instead of leaving to her daughter’s college fund or something. Hell she should have used that money towards her Modeling School and pay Peter and/or Apollo to answer phones and schedule appointments. It’s and honest dollar for and honest days work. But I love Nene, Kim and Phaedra with their one-liners, momma Joyce going Jackie Christie Crazy on Kandi and Phaedra looking distressed like she was next in line for a good ol fashion butt whopping from her momma. But I will say that I have not laughed this hard since when In Living Color was on TV. Oh I almost forgot, did anyone notice how good looking Mels husband is? That’s all.
Gottahaveit, u a derrty nasty ho u triflin bitch lmao smg
The only folks who should have been outraged were the owners of the restaurant/lounge…I can imagine the same sweet little chubby lady who showed the site to Khandi (when she was planning the party) in the “back” and her daughter hollering, “Mama, Mama! Come out here, those folks have got a naked man dancing around with his ding-a-ling swinging. Mama! Mama! Hurry up! You’ve gotta see this! I ain’t never seen nothing like this. Mama!” and about that time, her cute little chubby mother peeks through the kitchen swinging door just as Dick dips into the champagne glass, and faints! Behind her, two waiters from Costa Rica are peeking, turn red and point and holler, “El arbol negro!” “El pene!” “Ay, caramba, por Dios!”
As for his face that everyone says is “fugly” (I couldn’t take my eyes off the swinging black box on the screen to look), here’s an old adage to soothe your souls: When God designs you with physical “flaws” in one area (face like a bowl of gravy), he will often give you some other characteristic or gift that makes up for the flaws. So the schlong is huge exponentially compared to his face. Maybe God gave him a humongous “member”, but wanted to keep him humble, so he got an f-ed up face (so the women wouldn’t give him “the big head” and that’s why maybe he prefers men. Whatever…I say somebody had a great sense of humor when they were passing out body parts.
Not only was I disgusted with that stripper but my younger brother who is gay was disgusted too. SMH just nasty!
@158, spot on. These drama queens are too much!
You failed to mention the Rid called in and told everyone about his previous encounters with NeNe. She was playing to the camera…what a hypocrite.
@ 61: I AGREE!! I am late in reading this but you are totally not alone – would rather watch almost any sexual act as long as it doesn’t involve Tamra Barney embarrasingly attempting to be seductive (but only coming off as a slovenly drunk who practiced her lines in the mirror before filming her scene)
@138 Soccermop, It must be something in the booze and the humidity that makes them so fucked up..
while i am no fan of peter and the way he acts like an ass towards everyone, like they are all beneath him, and i am also NOT saying Cynthia should put up with his constant entrepreneurial schemes, i will say that Mallory was WAAAY out of line to create drama (then act innocent) with the marriage certificate last season!! and she also needs to stay the hell out of their business now. i’m not syaing family isn’t important, but marriage is the family that one CHOSES for themselves and not the one they are born into. that is a big difference and there should be clear boundaries between Cynthia and Mallory as far as their respective marriages go. sisters must have respect for each other’s decisions and i would hate to see Cynthia and Mallory’s good relationship be severed because of this.
Go big daddy Redickulous what a sight to see…….not for me….go away
First of all I dont no any man that wud have stayed n watch the stripper unless they are gay or bisexually. Peter seem 2 be njoyin it too much and even said ‘damn’ when he took it out. Not 2 mention he also gave Lawrence a compliment. I thnk that Peter n Mal r both wrng n he shud learn how 2 respect women. Mal shud mind her business n stay out of her sister’s realationship. I also believe that the stripper is either gay or bi, not a problem….the performance was jus over the top…
@Ksweets
I, too, was wondering why Peter did not appear to be disgusted. Maybe he was curious to see if the guy had a bigger pee pee than he did. Men like to measure themselves against other men. You know, like who makes more money, who has the hotter (younger) wife, etc.
@First time maybe measure themselves by materalistic thngs, but not watchin another man strip…it was creepy n it was a turn off. I view him in a different light…
Correction:
“…bigger pee pee than he DOES.”
@ksweets
True dat. I watched the clip on Bravo again and found myself searching for Peter to see his reaction.Yeah, it was still odd the second time around.
@102 Tea Fan just saw the clip and that was really nasty. I see why Momma Joyce was livid. Of course its suppose to be a nice party. If she was given a heads up about what type of party it was then I don’t think that she would have made a big deal. But Ridickulous has to be gay.
This year, I have to look at the ATL “housewives” as pure entertainment. The show is a joke and the players are a sad representation of women who lack integrity, grace and real life JOBS! Maybe it’s the sign of the times especially for women who haven’t acquired marketable skills. In the age of reality tv, these folks are prime targets for media vultures, seeking to exploit the ignorant and financially unstable mommas and papas of this world.
You have to feel compassion for anyone who publicly goes from fashion designer, actress, and chateau builder. One who desires a ‘liberry’, but acknowledges they don’t read.
This show is starting to remind of the show Good Times……of the 21st century.
All time low for Bravo. If P wanted to show Kandi Mr. Ricdickulos, a shower of women, would have been a better idea! Who needs that kind of entertainment?? I always thought that this “housewives” show was very low class, but this is gutter stuff. I am through watching this kind of trash.
I love it when people say that others should stay out of other family members business. That is true, but the family member should keep all of their negative issues to themselves. Cynthia cried all last season about Peter and admits that she is embarrassed by his outbursts of angry, bad business ethics and his other nonsense, but she expects her family to love and adore him. If she doesn’t want her sister in her marriage then stop sharing with Mal all of your marriage problems Like next week she tells her about the 40k when she knows her sister doesn’t trust Peter with her money. This reminds of the family member that tells everyone to stay out of the business when they tell them to get a real job, but then when that person is in a financial bind they expect their family to bail the out. Cynthia and Peter are DBR’s (damage beyond repair). Now I can see why people call her stupid. She couldn’t seal the (marriage) deal with a millionaire that she was engage to, but she winds up with this deadbeat.
I can’t imagine going to a birthday party and a stripper jumps on the table where I am about to eat. I am glad Kandi enjoyed it, but I would have left. I think some people knew that the stripper was coming and other did not. I noticed that Phaedra left her husband at home. At Kandi’s real birthday party, her daughter and mother attended. Can you imagine if she would have been there, then Kandi would probably feel a little bit different about the stripper.
@178 cns, i agree with you and didn’t include my thoughts on keeping your business to yourself lest you open the floogates of unsolicited advice. if you cry and complain to people then expect them to butt in because they care about you and want you to be happy. i personally am going through some very difficult things right now with my marriage and withheld my problems from my family for as long as possible just to be spared the questions, speculation, and advice (all of which i am getting ad nasuem from every direction from well-intentioned freidns and family but it is overwhelming – i have stopped returning phone calls even) the only thing i can say that is negative about being very private is that when you break bad news everyone is super confused and feels blindsided, even though the problems were present for a long time.
if i were cynthia last season i would not have been so public with my emotions, it seems like she wanted attention and a storyline and did the whole crying/indecision thing before the wedding without any actual intention of calling it off. I like cynthia but that did seem like a ploy for attention. and now this drama with her sister – i dont know…contrived? but in all, my point is that if you don’t want to be advised then keep your mouth shut about your problems, and if someone confides in you that is not an invitation to give them your thoughts- not matter what your relationship is with that person. if you aren’t asked, be quiet and butt out!
*floodgates
*friends
Phaedra, Kandi, and Alexis (from the RHOOC) are all typical “Christians.” So hypocritical. I won’t waste my time on the obvious. That’s why I sleep in on Sundays. The church is full of Kandis, Phaedras, and Alexis’s. As for Peter, his argument with Mal should’ve been over in 30 seconds. Malory and her mom were DEAD WRONG and she should’ve profusely apologized. OMG, does anyone else think that Mal’s husband is drop dead gorgeous?! Mal had better check her funky attitude before she’s left alone. I think that Peter is very handsome, but should leave his wife’s $$ alone. Seek investors elsewhere. Don’t mix love and leverage.
@182 Well said.
It’s obvious they don’t study the Bible, because of some of the misquotes and misunderstanding of the Scriptures.
If Phaedra did her homework while her “preacher” mom was teaching, she’d know from Genesis 1:1-4, that we’re all born into sin. As a result, she wouldn’t make comments like…”to the sinners”………blah blah blah.
How appropriate and dignified is it for a married mother to shake her rump, in front of another man, on national tv, for basically no reason?
Mal and her mom need to get a life and stay out of grown folks business.
It was a mostly all female birthday party and whats the difference between something like this and a wedding shower? Also mama joyce and Kandi have talked about dildos which implies she is okay with putting a fake plastic thing in her and letting everyone know about it but when it comes to the real thing its a crime. Gimme a break there are som many gray areas here it is not even funny. A lot of the show is focused on sex which is why many people watch it. we live in such a hypocritical world. If we went behind the doors of some of you folks posting on here what would the world say?
Malorie is between a rock and a hard place. Peter is using Cynthia (and strikes me as a criminal) but Malorie needs to stay out of her business. The only person who can really step in is Cynthia’s mother. Siblings need to stay out of each other marriages. Sorry Mal, you’re going to lose either way. Peter will drain Cynthia’s bank account dry and Cynthia will be angry with you anyway for coming between them. Bottom line, Cynthia needs to own the fallout from her bad choices.
I just love me some Phaedra!!! I do not like when she plays the role of a proper, southern belle, I like the funny loving easy going role she is bringing to the show now much much better:)
Mallory is like Kyle, they both need to stay out of their sisters business and get their own lives!! Ridiculous idiots!
That was absolutely disgusting and classless. I thought that Phaedra was a southern bell in other words a true lady. That is not something that a true southern belle would do. I also found it very interesting that her mother nor her husband were there. I guess it’s ok to disrespect someone elses mother, as long as it isn’t your mom.
Was that Jim Jones in the background ? And if so, I wonder how he felt about that going on in his presence. I know that he had to be repulsed!
@ 188 AnneB.
And her mother is a minister, no less! I recall after her son was born, Phaedra said “In MY family, we get married before we start having kids” as if she is all prim and proper when everyone knew she got pregnant before she got married. And here she is promoting a stripper who whips out his penis on national television? Surely she doesn’t think her mother approve of that.
I don’t think there is anything wrong with stripping at parties but that display was too much nasty for a public venue. That location and mixed group of party guests was not the appropriate time or place.
Phaedra is nasty and an absolute joke. She talks about what a Southern Belle she is and the things she says and does are disgusting. She’s a hypocrite.