Million Dollar ListingLos Angeles got some new blood this season in the form of our favorite new Brits and Bond Street Partners, James Harris and David Parnes. Despite being well-versed in luxury real estate, the new guys on the block had to learn a hard lesson this week when they ventured to Venice.
While the new guys were hitting the beach, the real estate agent we all love to hate, Josh Altman, was learning that planning a wedding takes a little more time, energy and preparation than he thought.
On this week’s episode of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, the Altman brothers have picked up where they left off last week – in disagreement over the unfinished Hollywood Hills house. Matt is upset that Josh is still showing the property when he already has a buyer ready to make an offer. Josh reluctantly agrees to give his brother’s creepy client, Sam, twenty-four uninterrupted hours to close the deal.
Josh Flagg and Colton meet with business partner, Sabrina, to discuss their personal investment property, Marcheeta. This property is named after its location on one of the ‘bird’ streets in Beverly Hills. A highly desirable area where all the streets are named after different birds. Josh tells them that he has a premonition to sell. Since there is a lot of new construction going on in the area, they should get out while they are ahead. Sabrina and Colton are a little emotional having put in two years of sweat equity, but agree to sell once they hear that they will double their initial investment. Cha-ching!
While I realize this big event happened on Monday, I’ve needed a few days to recoup, catch my breath, and stop crying over lost love lust. That’s right. My one and only has found another that he liked so much, he, well you know. It’s with a heavy heart that I announce that myRyan Serhant of Million Dollar Listing New York has popped the question to his beautiful girlfriend Emilia Beckrakis. Need I remind you who first broke the story of Ryan’s budding romance from last season?
The reality star is known for being equal parts frat-boy, d-bag (aren’t they sometimes one and the same?), and real estate machine, often times making his co-stars cry in the process. Thankfully for them, Emilia brings out the softer side of Ryan. Now, let’s take bets as to whether we’ll be treated to a Bravo wedding with this pair, shall we?
So what’s next for the Million Dollar Listing LA couple? Many fans jumped to the conclusion that Josh and Heather are way more likely to break up than walk down the aisle. “It’s not true,” insisted Josh. “I love her more than ever!”
To put it lightly, Josh Flagg has never been a fan of Josh Altman. Last season on Million Dollar Listing the competing real estate agents even came to blows. C’mon, admit it. You were SO happy when Josh slapped Altman across his face. His arrogance earned it!
But now Josh Flagg is calling out Altman again. This time it has nothing to do with competing for the same piece of property. Instead he is questioning Altman’s values. Personally, I wasn’t sure he had any to begin with…
On this week’s episode of Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, James Harris and David Parnes have been showing their $48m listing, Faring, around the clock. There is not one offer on the table, so they are now considering a price reduction. Hmmm…you don’t say?! They are now off to see a new property estimated at only a measly $10m. The owner and developer, Tomer, show the Brits a newly constructed 9300 sq. ft. modern home with stellar views and a Las Vegas style pool. Is it just me or are all these modern properties starting to look the same? I must admit that I can envision throwing some awesome pool parties there. Though, I’d have to binge party like Lindsay Lohan as this guy only wants to lease it for…drum roll, please….one month!!! WTH?? Tomer said they could discuss selling later after he sees how it goes with the lease. I’m confused. He doesn’t want to sell? He might want to sell? It’s anybody’s guess, but they do agree to $47k for the one month lease. They arrived at this figure as the list price had to have a “7” in it. His lucky number. Not to mention some major OCD going on there. More on that later.
Josh Altman and his sidekick, Mikey, are scoping out a mid-construction property in the Hollywood Hills. Josh wants to find out who he can contact in order to get the listing. He has Mikey dress up like a construction worker to take a closer look. Poor Mikey. Always doing the dirty work for him. Even Josh admitted that his ‘mini-me’ intern who would supposedly do anything for him, wouldn’t do it. Mikey is able to get the contact information. Such a good sport. And, yes, we will pretend that there is nothing abnormal about carrying a construction worker costume around in your Porsche.