Jamie O’Hara

Celebrity Big Brother recap

It’s Day 27 and Day 2 of Final Judgment in the Celebrity Big Brother house, and one of the nominated housemates will be leaving. We start the program with Kim Woodburn in the diary room talking about lust. Really? Far too early for that, and this show airs at 9 PM.

Jedward are in the bathroom singing the Going Commando song. Like you do when you’re teaching a child to pee in the potty. Personally, I can’t wait for the “we are leaving the house and vanishing into obscurity again” song. I’d actually pay for that one.

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Celebrity Big Brother recap

It’s Day 26 on Celebrity Big Brother, and we’re promised housemates in the dock. This should be good, but dish out the ear plugs now.

Yet again, Jedward are subject of conversation in the house. And the garden. And pretty much everywhere. Well, not in the store room, where Kim has been staring at the washing machine for five minutes. I was wrong about the label on the tumble dryer; clearly, it is needed. Jedward are in the garden, with John pretending to be a gymnast representing Ireland in the Olympic Games. One’s commentating and ones dancing. I re-iterate once more, these boys are 25.

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Celebrity Big Brother recap

It’s Day 24 and time for a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt, John and Edward Grimes, Bianca Gascoigne, Jessica Cunningham, and Kim Woodburn will face the public eviction.

Bianca and Jamie O’Hara are friends again, so Jedward decide to do a sex education class for them, using an ornamental brass banana and a condom. It’s like having a five year old tell you the facts of life. Jamie tells them he ‘don’t use them’ – words fail me. Calum Best and Nicole McLean are not amused. Same can be said for Jamie and Bianca. Jedward only seem to come to the forefront when they’re irritating. Like a child trying to get attention. They follow this by asking Kim if she’s ever ‘had fun’ on a kitchen table. Again, like a child when they learn something rude that they perceive to be funny. Someone vote them out and put us out of our misery.

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Celebrity Big Brother recap

On Day 23 in the Celebrity Big Brother house, we’re warned that this day will have the family task, where the housemates’ loyalty to the house is tested with temptation in the form of contact from their families. I have to admit this is my least favorite task every year; it’s very predictable and there’s just no time for it.

We start the day with Jessica Cunningham telling Nicola McLean that she has not one, but three boyfriends on the outside (take that Bianca Gascoigne), most of which know about the others (most?!?). Elsewhere, Jedward is doing swim aerobics in the pool; just another day then.

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It’s day 22 in the Celebrity Big Brother house! Here we are again, and be warned, I’ve had no sleep so my sense of humor is in the same place as Kim Woodburn’s sense of goodwill: virtually non-existent.  Back to the house and we go back in time to eviction Day.

Jedward played pizza boxes last night, and left a huge mess in the store room.  Stacy Francis and Coleen Nolan confront the boys who straight away start to tidy up and sort.  Despite it being sorted, Nicola McLean comes into the room and starts having a go at Jedward again, completely needlessly.  Think she’s lost the plot.  She’ll probably find it with my lost sleeping hours….

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It’s day 21 in the Celebrity Big Brother house! Spencer Pratt has been up to his tricks during the night.  Coleen Nolan was asleep in bed, and Spencer pulls the cover off her and talks and makes noises in her face.  She’s telling James Cosmo outside and she’s frustrated that not one person told him to stop, and says they’re all scared of him.

Stacy and Jessica Cunningham are talking.  One of Jessica’s reasons for nominating Stacy was that she hoards food, but Stacy is trying to explain why she does so, based on experiences that happened before Jessica came in.  She says she always gives it out too, but Jedward just eats everything so it was too keep food away from them.  She starts getting into an argument with Jessica, walks away and straight into another bicker with Kim Woodburn.  Hopefully she’s getting them all out the way for a peaceful rest-of-day.

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It’s the joy that is Celebrity Big Brother nomination day… and the aftermath that comes with it.

After the fallout of the previous evening, Nicola chose not to sleep in her normal bed next to Speidi. Stacy speaks to Jessica and Nicola and tells them not to bring the whole Speidi thing up when they’re drinking. Also, she points out to Jessica that she is the last person that should have the conversation as she barely knows her. How long were the first batch of housemates in then???

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We join the Celebrity Big Brother house to the news that Jamie had a rude dream about Nicola.  I’m not sure why this is newsworthy, but he seems proud of himself and tells everyone so we shall too.

Chloe’s gone.  James C Stays.  Speidi is not speaking to Nicola.  It’s been an eventful evening.

So Speidi is now just Spencer being very vocal and Heidi disagreeing but not speaking up.  The pair are whispering in bed, but weirdly Spencer still has his earplugs in…..maybe that’s why he thinks he’s always right, because he can’t hear people tell him he’s not.  Good thinking.