The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star is just like whatev about her bizarre behavior during Eileen Davidson‘s poker night. The one where she, BrandiGlanville, and Kyle Richards resorted to scrapping in the driveway while a horrified Vince looked on, sipping a Corona, like who needs cable – cancel that Dish subscription! I hope he took bets on who would whine and cry the loudest over being scratched by a janky bangle bracelet.
Sipping on the ole’ juice of denial, Rambles chastises us for mistaking her sadness for weakness and explains just how she found herself slipping pain pills and slipping out of control! The gist of the blog is that nothing, nada, not one thing is Kim’s fault.
She starts off apologizing – sort of – for being so rude to Eileen Davidson about her home’s decor. “I really do think I should apologize to Eileen and Vince for disrespecting your home. I should have taken a page from the rest of the women and said one thing to their faces and a completely different thing behind their backs. Apparently that is what “classy” women do.”
Lisa Rinna made some bold statements following the poker game disaster on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Lisa called Brandi Glanville a drunk, adding, “Brandi needs to put herself into rehab. There’s alcoholism raging like crazy. Women do not behave like that unless they are inebriated or something else is going on.” Finally someone who speaks the truth!
Lisa feels strongly about who is responsible for the drama – and it is not Kyle Richards. “I’d like to note that Kyle wasn’t the one to create any of this drama. It was Kim [Richards] that chose to walk back in the house after Brandi had escorted her outside and told her NOT to go back in. There was a lot of alcohol and God knows what other drugs influencing a lot of the behaviors, so no matter what, the outcome wasn’t going to be a good one. While I have compassion and empathy for these women and what I see playing out in front of me, there seems to be a lot of blame that both Kim and Brandi are trying to place on Kyle, and in my opinion they aren’t accepting the consequences from their behavior.” Brandi will never admit blame. For anything.
“In Brandi‘s last blog she said she came to our poker party and was so hungry because it was dinner time and we had no food – aww – I guess she has to blame someone for her actions,” snarked Eileen. “But honestly, folks? It wasn’t EXACTLY dinner time. It was between 8:30 and 9:00 PM. And it wasn’t a DINNER party. It was a POKER party. A DINNER party is where you sit down at a table and have dinner. A poker party is where you sit down at a table and play poker. And even so, we had hors d’oeuvres, such as those ‘little pancakes that are for children‘ that are usually known as blinis.” HAHA!!
Kyle shared in her new blog that she wasn’t aware of any special friendship between sister Kim Richards and Brandi. She’s also calling bullshit on the crazy that comes out of Brandi’s mouth.
Kyle starts, “Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a horrible night made all the worse by Brandi’s behavior. When I walked outside, I wanted to talk to my sister without anyone else around. I tried to walk Kim away from the cameras, as well as Brandi. Brandi was relentless. I asked her over and over again to leave us alone and let me speak with my sister privately. As Kim and I were standing by the garage trying to speak in private, Brandi grabbed both of my wrists and would not let go. I was shocked. I have never had anyone put a hand on me and honestly started to feel scared. I don’t want to be overly dramatic about the situation, but Brandi is 5’10” and I am 5’2″, and at this point I did not know what she was capable of, especially because she was intoxicated and aggressive.”
So here we are at Eileen Davidson‘s house where Kyle and Brandi are sobbing, shrieking, and shoving each other in the driveway. I’m pretty sure we learned in kindergarten to use conversation to solve problems, not name-calling, cuss words, gift bags, hands, side-boobs, bracelets, wine, or pizza?! Or Eileen’s driveway!
And while Kyle and Brandi are arguing over who gets custody of Kim Richards, Kim is standing their like “Duuuuuuude… I’m high. Where’s my pizza?” Literally she asked Brandi what happened to the pizza slice – well Brandi threw at your sister, Kim. I would say go grab another one but you’re probably banned from Eileen’s home!
In case you had blocked out the disaster that was poker night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, allow me to refresh your memory: two drunki-drunkifers, one Boozdi, one Rambles, behaved absolutely appallingly while guests in Eileen Davidson‘s home, then Brandi and Kyle Richards got into a scrapping fit over who got to play over-zealous nursemaid to Kim Richards. Luckily for Lisa Vanderpump she was off vacationing in Mexico. Bitch!
Despite missing the party of the century, Lisa is weighing in on what she observed and is shocked by both Kim and Brandi Glanville‘s behavior, and she also defends her new re-friend Kyle!
“So once again another week passes, and this episode is the start of a tumultuous ride, where alliances take a different path,” reflects Lisa. “We witness the car journey with the incongruous relationship of Brandi and Kyle in the car discussing the success of Kim’s sobriety and the path her life has taken.”
“Then things take a sharp turn as the evening unfolds. That relationship shatters and much is revealed,” begins Lisa.
Brandi had three sets of guests on her hour long podcast today (which aired a day earlier than usual, but it sounds like she may have yet another one posted tomorrow, too). First up was her hair dresser Mark who dished with her on Kyle since he sees all of the behind the scenes drama while the show is filming. He also shared a blip about losing weight during a divorce, to which Brandi quipped that she needed to lose some weight, too. The delusion is strong.
She then gets straight into bashing co-star Kyle. “I have something to say about Kyle Richards. She’s a bitch. On Watch What Happens Live, which I did not watch on purpose because I knew I would Tweet it and say something that I would regret. She said that I have nothing to do with her family the Hiltons. That’s funny because I was at Kathy Hilton’s holiday party with Kim and you weren’t there, bitch! I don’t even know if you got the invite. So, having said that, yeah. She can suck it.”