We start off with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian wrapping up Kim’s surgery and it appears everything went well! Full steam ahead baby-making in bathrooms with Kanye West again. Yay.
Kris is at an indoor go-cart racetrack with Khloe and Scott Disick. Kris explains that she tries to spend one-on-one time with the kids and hasn’t seen Kylie in a few weeks. What? Where is she living? Isn’t she like 15? Is that legal?
After the Easter egg hunt was over at the Kardashian-Jenner house, the family dialed up the paparazzi, grabbed their not-so-best white outfits and headed to church in Woodland Hills for an Easter service photo op. Kourtney Kardashian was the only one who didn’t get the all-white wardrobe memo.
There are so many things wrong with these photos but I’ll leave that to you guys. All I’m gonna say is that Kendall Jenner looks like she’s heading to the club (and then posted an after-church-service, nearly nude photo of herself on Instagram). And kudos to family genius Kanye West for going “holey” for the service. Also, is this the church that Kris “co-founded?”
While elsewhere in the world, Kanye West haters are signing petitions to shut down his concerts, Kim’s minions are still nibbling at the crumbs she tosses their way. In the “Meet Kim” Sweepstakes, *fans* (for lack of a better word) can enter to win a meet-n-greet with Kim in San Francisco by simply playing her mobile gaming app, KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD, and by completing “as many eligible projects for a five (5) ‘star’ score (per project) as you can during the Entry Period.”
Kim’s in San Francisco meeting with the Glu team that was behind her video game to enhance her brand even more. She wants to include a Hollywood app and involve her family to increase her fan base. I’ve gotta hand it to Kim to strike while the iron is hot and literally plaster her image on all products that could possibly have her face on it. It’s quite remarkable when you think about it. She takes the time to thank essentially the entire team at Glu that is behind the success of her game and apps which was a decent move on her part.
Because we live in an unfair, shallow world where Kardashianskeep making money, Kendall & Kylie Jennerare experiencing more business growth – for merely existing, I guess – while mom Kris Jenner is not having a problem finding single young men to date her in the wake of her separation from husband Bruce. Ugh!
Just months after big sister Kim’smobile app, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Universe, was released to 12 year old boys everywhere, Kendall & Kylie have announced that they too will be joining the universe Glu Mobile where you can “Create your own aspiring celebrity and rise to fame and fortune!” (according to the itunes product description).
The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.
Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.
Kylie Jenner is the youngest member of the Keeping Up With The Kardashian klan and has lived most of her life in both the spotlight and in the shadow of her elder siblings’ drama. But now Kylie finally has some drama of her own – oh goody – which means the Pimpmomager is finally putting her on magazine covers and paying attention.