Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.
It was another busy weekend for the Kardashian-Jenner clan. The family celebrated Khloe Kardashian's 30th birthday, hunted for $20 million apartments in NYC for Kim Kardashian and of course filmed it all for their reality show and showed off some interesting fashions for the cameras.
Khloe turned 30 and celebrated with two birthday parties. At the first soiree, her boyfriend-but-not-boyfriend French Montana gifted her with jewelry (a ring and two sets of grillz) and a Jeep Sahara, totaling over $100,000. The second party was held aboard a yacht.
In between Khloe's two birthday bashes, Kim and her family went apartment hunting in NYC. Kim is reportedly looking for a $20+ million dollar home with more privacy. <insert reality camera joke here>
After the second episode back on Keeping up with the Kardashians, I believe that it has become clear this show should be retitled Keeping up With Kris Jenner – with cameo appearances made by relatives and ex-husbands. The episode kicks off with the ever adorable Penelope and Mason Disick. Oh Ryan Seacrest you know how to lure us in!
Khloe Kardashian is on a mission to get Miss Penelope to say her name. Naturally she decides to use food as a bargaining chip. Not just any food; she’s using ice-cream and sprinkles! Unfortunately for Aunt Khloe, Penelope suffers from selective mutism and shows no interest in Ko-Ko’s tactics. Miss Penelope has better will power than I do, that’s for sure!
For her first dress of the night, Kendall went commando (Sonja Morgan would be so proud!) in a Fausto Puglisi gown with huge gold and crystal embellishments. I'm getting a Kim Kardashian vibe from this dress and it feels too old and not very "summery", no?
Kylie arrived in this cute orange embroidered mini dress but later changed and wore a pretty revealing top with a plunging neckline during the broadcast. Kylie is still a minor and while we've seen much more of her in bikini selfies, does it feel too grown up?
Also, there has been a lot of talk and speculation over Kylie possibly having had some plastic surgery. We've got a few close-ups of her face in the gallery below. Tell us if you think she looks drastically different or if it's just makeup tricks.
Both girls are looking like they're channeling big sister Kim.
Happy Sunday! We've got a slew of hot new reality star photos for you!
Brandi Glanville was pretty in pink at the LadyLike Foundation 6th Annual Women Of Excellence Scholarship luncheon in L.A.
Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian films her new spinoff with sister Khloe. Snooki met a wookie (aka Chewbacca), Joyce Giraud stepped out for the Lambda Legal 2014 West Coast Liberty Awards in Beverly Hills andKyle Richards supported the Children Mending Hearts 6th annual fundraiser 'Empathy Rocks: A Spring into Summer Bash.'
Who doesn't love listening to Kris Jenner wax poetic about just how amazing Kim Kardashian's wedding was to tiny rapper Kanye West? I know I can't get enough of it. However, I've been waiting for her to tackle the real hard-hitting issues from the ceremony and reception.
I don't care about the golden porta-potties or the tantrums, I want to know about the things that really matter. I want to know how Kris felt about Bey and Jay skipping out on the tacky affair. I want to know what in holy hell Jaden Smith was thinking when he dressed in a silver Batman costume for the event. Really? I think it's time his parents decide to actually implement some rules with their children. Uncle Phil would be sorely disappointed. Rest in peace.
About Kim's wedding, Krisgushed, "It was so beautiful and magical - and that feeling went through every single person. It was just a love fest. It was the most wonderful time I think I've ever had and it's hard to explain that to somebody in words." Kris also revealed thatKim has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West. At least for the next 72ish days.