Mercedes “MJ” Javid

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We are only on episode two of the new season of Shahs of Sunset and I’m already tired of hearing the Persian Priestess turned Diamond Water Maker turned Kaftan Peddler Asa Soltan Rahmati go on and on about her unborn vegan baby. I wish someone could give me an epidural for the rest of the season to take the pain away.

Speaking of things we have to endure, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi is back in full effect this episode and she is ready to make amends all over the place. I don’t even know if she understands what she is apologizing for but she plans on throwing those apologies out faster than she can go from belligerent drunk to blackout drunk. GG arrives at Asa’s house to eat some hummus and drink the weird watermelon juice Asa has set out. Note: not diamond water. But Asa is true to her new craft, the overpriced kaftans she wears nonstop, and today is no exception. GG shovels zucchini into her mouth with her talons and tells Asa how skinny she looks, despite Asa’s constant attempts to get GG to notice her baby bump.

Mercedes 'MJ' Javid and Mike Shouhed on WWHL

Why is Asa Soltan Rahmati on reality television? Until Asa got pregnant she had no real story line on Shahs of Sunset other than promoting caftans and diamond water. She shares nothing from her personal life and the “Persian Pop Priestess” act is really wearing thin.

Mercedes “MJ” Javid and Mike Shouhed are tired of putting themselves out there on Shahs of Sunset while Asa shares absolutely nothing and they made that very clear during their appearance on Watch What Happens Live.

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One of the biggest and most anticipated season premieres is happening tonight, folks. If you can stand the gratuitous violence and confusing story line, then I would be talking about Game of Thrones. If you can stand the gratuitous ridiculousness and idiotic story line, I’m talking about Shahs of Sunset. SOS isn’t totally devoid of violence either, thanks to Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi and her face clawing ways, you just won’t have to endure quite as much of it since she has apparently learned to meditate this season.

But before we delve into the abyss of GG’s tragic life, we have to drop in on everyone’s favorite sloppy soulmates, Mercedes “MJ” Javid and fiancé Tommy Feight. Yes, they are still together and yes, still engaged. In fact, they have even moved in together and I’m assuming that happened yesterday, by the looks of it. There are boxes, lucite stripper heels and empty bottles of vodka strewn about as MJ’s dog is busy licking the wrapper of a cheese and crackers packet that is discarded on the couch. MJ kicks her dirty feet up and we learn that a filthy apartment isn’t the scariest part of this living situation –it’s the fact that her mother Vida lives in the same complex. As in, she can look down from her tower of misery and see MJ’s place.

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After one of their most tumultuous seasons, the Shahs of Sunset are back for more. And if you thought last season was a bit too TMI, just wait until you see what’s in store this time around.

Asa Soltan Rahmati, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, Mike Shouhed, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, Reza Farahan and Shervin Roohparvar are all on board for the sixth season and will introduce us to newcomer Destiney Rose

SHAHS OF SUNSET -- Season:6 -- Pictured: Golnesa

The last Shahs of Sunset season was a rough one for Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi and based on the trailer for Season 6 she is in for quite the ride again.

GG dished on the upcoming season in an exclusive interview with Reality Tea. GG Gharachedaghi addressed the lingering tension with Reza Farahan from last season, her short-lived marriage, friendships within the cast, her battle with Rheumatoid Arthritis, and her upcoming projects.

SOUTHAMPTON, NY - JUNE 10: Dan Wright and Bethenny Frankel attend The 17th Annual Midsummer Night Drinks Benefiting God's Love We Deliver at Private Residence on June 10, 2017 in Southampton, New York. (Photo by Sean Zanni/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

Happy Monday! Here’s a look at what the reality stars have been up to – a new reality star photo gallery! Bethenny Frankel attended the 17th annual Midsummer Night Drinks, benefitting God’s Love We Deliver (one of Joan Rivers’ favorite charities) in Southampton, posing with Dan Wright. Is it just me or does he bear a striking resemblance to Jason?

Vanderpump Rules stars Lala Kent and Scheana Marie were photographed at the MAC Pro to Pro Los Angeles event.

Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer attended the CMT awards last week in Nashville.

Brandi Glanville, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, Shervin Roohparvar, Eden Sassoon and more were on hand for the Boobs for Babes live bachelor auction at El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles. Also included in our latest hot photo gallery: Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, Tom D’Agostino, Sundy Carter and more!

SHAHS OF SUNSET -- Season:6 -- Pictured: (l-r) Mike Shouhed, Golnesa

Your first look at Shahs of Sunset season 6 is here. The series returns on July 16th and in the first trailer, it looks as dramatic as ever. We can expect a lot of Reza crying, the girls fighting, cheating, drinking, more baby contemplation and on and on.

Most of the Shahs of Sunset crew is back again this season, including Mike Shouhed, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, Reza Farahan, Shervin Roohparvar, and Asa Soltan Rahmati. We’ll also meet a friend of Reza’s, Destiney Rose. Hopefully he’s a better friend to her than he was to Lilly Ghalichi. Mike’s ex-wife Jessica Parido also joins the season as she and Mike contemplate getting back together.

ATLANTA, GA - MAY 23: Kandi Burruss and Riley Burruss attend

Happy Friday, readers! We’re starting off the long weekend by checking out what the reality stars have been up to all week. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss and her daughter Riley Burruss attended “Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta” Atlanta premiere at Woodruff Arts Center in Atlanta. Also spotted at the event: Mama June Shannon and daughter Alana (aka Honey Boo Boo).

Little Women: LA star Terra Jole (and her new gray hair!) attended opening night of Jersey Boys. Shahs of Sunset stars Shervin Roohparvar and MJ Javid attended Karma International’s 9th Annual Masquerade Ball. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Lisa Rinna and Kyle Richards were both photographed running errands around Beverly Hills. Rinna was also on hand for a Mother’s Day celebration with her husband, Harry Hamlin, and their daughters, Amelia Gray and Delilah Belle.

In today’s reality star picture gallery you’ll also find Erika Jayne attending the Dancing with the Stars finale, Kourtney Kardashian soaking up some sun in Cannes with her new model boyfriend, and more!

TELL US – ANY PLANS FOR THE LONG HOLIDAY WEEKEND?