Recently the cast of Vanderpump Rules was in NOLA for a little YOLO. Which is pretty much the dumbest sentence I have ever written, which is really saying something considering I write about the exploits of reality stars.
A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Judge, who is competing in the Musclemania fitness competition on May 28, shared, “Just holding this wall up in my bikini. Less than 3 weeks away and I feel far from ready. It’s crunch time baby. #cardio #progresspics #musclemania #may28 #momsthatlift #fitmom #findmeatthegym”
It must suck to find out you’re being sued while on vacation, but I can’t think of a nicer person for it to happen to than Scheana Marie. Earlier this week, one of Scheana’s neighbors filed a lawsuit against the Vanderpump Rules star for marijuana fumes, excessive noise, and an ant problem due to an outside cat.
Scheana‘s co-stars were quick to defend her. As we previously reported, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney tweeted that the lawsuit is “laughable” because Scheana is “an angel of a neighbor.” Kristen Doute, who was in Kauai as well, Peter Madrigal, and Stassi Schroeder have rushed to Scheana‘s defense.
According to court documents filed by the neighbor, Scheana and Shay’s “weed parties” are so out of control (and so frequent), that living next door to her is affecting his family’s quality of health! To misquote Mr. Rogers, Dontcha be my neighbor!
Last night was the beginning of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Lisa Vanderpump is dressed like a “school marm” but it’s really quite ridiculous and hideous. Lala Kent got her makeup done at the circus, from the elephants who can paint – it’s pink, sparkly and reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker.
BTW: When is Kristen Doute gonna admit to getting her boobs done? She’s got them out every 15 seconds just waiting for someone [ANDY COHEN] to notice and comment, but alas the satisfaction is not being given.
The major topics up for discussion are James Kennedy‘s drunken excesses and the mysteriously unexplained reasons Jax Taylor despises him. Kristen’s apology tour, and lastly Scheana Marie being the worst wife in the world. Apparently she’s just not educated on addiction – which is why she never bothered to you know CALL A THERAPIST or Google NA meetings!
The THREE-part Vanderpump Rules reunion kicks off tonight. Bravo asked each cast member what was going through their minds as they took the stage.
Lisa Vanderpump admitted she’s a little worried about James Kennedy and Jax Taylor, adding, “I hope that they keep it civilized … There is one person in particular that is so volatile I just, you know, don’t want them getting out of their seats. That is a factor as well … You know it is going to kick off at some point.”