A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Judge, who is competing in the Musclemania fitness competition on May 28, shared, “Just holding this wall up in my bikini. Less than 3 weeks away and I feel far from ready. It’s crunch time baby. #cardio #progresspics #musclemania #may28 #momsthatlift #fitmom #findmeatthegym”
It must suck to find out you’re being sued while on vacation, but I can’t think of a nicer person for it to happen to than Scheana Marie. Earlier this week, one of Scheana’s neighbors filed a lawsuit against the Vanderpump Rules star for marijuana fumes, excessive noise, and an ant problem due to an outside cat.
Scheana‘s co-stars were quick to defend her. As we previously reported, Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney tweeted that the lawsuit is “laughable” because Scheana is “an angel of a neighbor.” Kristen Doute, who was in Kauai as well, Peter Madrigal, and Stassi Schroeder have rushed to Scheana‘s defense.
According to court documents filed by the neighbor, Scheana and Shay’s “weed parties” are so out of control (and so frequent), that living next door to her is affecting his family’s quality of health! To misquote Mr. Rogers, Dontcha be my neighbor!
Last night was the beginning of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Lisa Vanderpump is dressed like a “school marm” but it’s really quite ridiculous and hideous. Lala Kent got her makeup done at the circus, from the elephants who can paint – it’s pink, sparkly and reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker.
BTW: When is Kristen Doute gonna admit to getting her boobs done? She’s got them out every 15 seconds just waiting for someone [ANDY COHEN] to notice and comment, but alas the satisfaction is not being given.
The major topics up for discussion are James Kennedy‘s drunken excesses and the mysteriously unexplained reasons Jax Taylor despises him. Kristen’s apology tour, and lastly Scheana Marie being the worst wife in the world. Apparently she’s just not educated on addiction – which is why she never bothered to you know CALL A THERAPIST or Google NA meetings!
The THREE-part Vanderpump Rules reunion kicks off tonight. Bravo asked each cast member what was going through their minds as they took the stage.
Lisa Vanderpump admitted she’s a little worried about James Kennedy and Jax Taylor, adding, “I hope that they keep it civilized … There is one person in particular that is so volatile I just, you know, don’t want them getting out of their seats. That is a factor as well … You know it is going to kick off at some point.”
When I found out that the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion was going to be stretched out over three episodes, I was like, Seriously? Nothing happened! But I honestly didn’t have that reaction when I read the “drama-filled three part reunion” press release for Vanderpump Rules. This season, which is on track to be the highest rated season, did not disappoint this hopelessly addicted fan.
About the ratings, Bravoshared, “On track to deliver its highest rated season ever among all demos, Vanderpump Rules season four is averaging 1.5 million P25-54, 1.4 million P18-49, and 2.2 million total viewers, up 17 percent, 8 percent and 13 percent respectively versus last season.” Look below for the schedule, as well as a sneak peek, for the Vanderpump Rules reunion.
Ariana Madix is in a funk. Is that funk is hanging out with Scheana Marie (who complains that Ariana hasn’t been there as much as Scheana needs her to be)? Ariana carries a general malaise that can’t be cured by looking hot in a lace bikini! If shopping doesn’t work like Prozac, something is amiss! It’s not like Ariana is Stassi Schroeder, living on Kristen Doute‘s couch (no, no – not the one she banged Jax on while watching Drive, but more on that couch in a bit!).