On last night's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, we dipped into the complex relationships of married couples having problems and the woman who decided it was her duty to help them out using shade, manipulation, and rompers. Kenya Moore, you benevolent soul!
Following the flip your coupledom dinner party, Kenya sits down with Miss Lawrence. She's just finished working out and is tucking into a big plate of fruit. "I have to take care of my figure and watch what I eat. I don't want to leave this trip looking like Phaedra." Phaedra Parkswho JUST HAD A BABY. Phaedra and Kenya need some new original material besides fat and slut zingers. Kenya also has to take care of her figure because African mysterio prince is her only man and errr… yeah.
Speaking of men she doesn't have, Kenya wants to coerce Apollo into a one-on-one so she can force him to admit he lied about the nature of their relationship. Kenya values honesty apparently. Except where her romantic relationships are concerned, then it's like, "Honesty? Who's that? We've never dated… "
We were so excited about Kim Zolciak hanging out in the clubhouse tonight on Watch What Happens Live. We thought maybe she would be announcing a new season of Don't Be Tardy. Then we secretly hoped she was going to announce her return to Real Housewives of Atlanta for next season. And one of us may or may not have thought she was going to announce another pregnancy. Sadly, none of the above happened! But she did look good (and I'm not usually dazzled by blingy shoes, but hers were seriously cute), so there's that.
Kim sat down to chat with Andy, along with former Housewife Sheree Whitfield. Andy started right off by asking if they were glad that they didn't have to intermingle with the likes of Kenya Moore. Sheree says "I don't think she's that bad, I think she's good for the show. I will say it's better to watch the trainwreck than to be part of it."
Andy had to ask about the status of She by Sheree: "I have some jewelry but I also have some T-shirts that are still selling, but right now I'm kind of working on a fitness DVD. I actually just taped it about a week ago. I'm really excited about it. That's always been my plan."
Tonight the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta continue their adventure in Mexico. And by "adventure" I mean full-scale bitchtastic meltdown where the currency is not pesos but shade! Led by dictatress Kenya Moore it seems no one will escape the cartel as relationships are put to the ulitmate test.
In case you missed it, last week Porsha Stewart's "bearded" marriage was the topic of discussion as Peter Thomas and Kenya wondered just what happened between her and Kordell. And this week it is Phaedra Parks whose relationship is put under a microscope!
Her public denial is a good thing because Teodoro's actual girlfriend hasn't been too thrilled with the gossip surrounding her beau and Porsha. The dictator's son has been seeing Castle star Tamala Jones. The actress even took to Twitter to vent her frustrations about the whole debacle, and now Porsha is trying to clear up things on her end as well!
According to sources at TMZ, Porsha has been getting frisky with wealthy African dictator's son, 42-year-old Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, whose father is the ruler of Equatorial Guinea. Does that mean she'll be moving out of the country?
Without a doubt Kandi Burruss is one of the most successful housewives with a very full life. And after her engagement to Todd Tuckershe certainly lives one of the most dramatic ones!
Due to her family being unsupportive of her marriage, Kandi has been very evasive about whether or not she will feature her wedding on TV or go the way of many Housewives before her and do a wedding spinoff. Good lord Mama Joyce will be off the chain!
StraightFromTheA reports that a wedding spinoff for the Real Housewives of Atlanta star is a definite! They report that Kandi and Todd have set a date and a wedding spinoff has been filming for the past several weeks.
She begins her Bravo blog, "Hello everyone! Welcome back to another drama filled episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Let’s jump right on in! Peter has always maintained a friendly relationship with all the men that he has been introduced to through the ladies. He is cool with all of them. He calls them whenever he feels like it and is happy to answer the phone when they call him — Apollo, Gregg, Todd, Kordell, and of course Walter. The men have their own relationships, and I think it’s great that they all get along. It's seems pretty ridiculous to assume that the guys would stop being cool just because they are no longer in a relationship with one of the ladies or are having issues with them.