Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.
It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.
Holy majoley. Nothing about the Kardashian/Jenner krowd shocks me anymore. With Kris Jenner's talk show hitting special markets this week for a test run, you had to know she would do something ridiculous in a lame ratings boost. Of course, I'm not the only one who thinks that Kris is hella annoying. Robert Kardashian's ex-wife has filed counterclaims in the lawsuit waged against her by the Kardashians, and things are bound to get ugly.
Page Six shares that Kris is already using her granddaughter North as a ploy to get attention. The pimp momager, whose show talk show debuted yesterday, teased about a special guest star when she posted a photo on Twitter and Facebook of herself cradling a baby. The caption? "You never know who will stop by our show today! #WatchKris" You know Kanye West was not informed of this madness!
The show, which premiered on Fox affiliates in Los Angeles, New York, Minneapolis, Charlotte, Phoenix, and Dallas, did not feature any famous newborns with directional names. Kris told the bummed audience, "I couldn't do that to Kim. That would be kidnapping," adding that Kim would share Nori "on her own time." However, Kris did showcase a baby…that belonged to her stylist Monica. Low, Kris. Low.
In a sneak peek of the premiere episode, Kim gets an ultrasound to find out her baby's gender. The interesting thing about the clip is that she's accompanied by her mom and sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, but not Kanye. Don't you think the baby's dad would want to be a part of this big event? Unless, as per usual with this faux show, they did find out together and taped a new scene without him just for the show's purposes.
I'm thinking about using my legal and blogging backgrounds to start a special kind of celebrity-inspired law school. Contracts, torts, even civil procedure could be worlds more exciting if you're studying cases based in tabloid craziness…and goodness knows there are enough celebrity legal spats to provide copious amounts of study materials. I specifically remember studying a case in my wills and trusts class which involved a troubled stripper turned Guess model as she vied for her much older husband's estate after his passing. Ring any bells? I'd even invite Harvey Weinstein to be a guest lecturer.
Of course, all 1Ls would have to takeKardashian Law. Think about it…the class could cover everything from employment to divorce to defamation. Kris Humphries could teach part of the course in his off-season! Speaking of Kris, we've got some news on his divorce proceedings from Kim. Also, if you recall, Kris Jenner recently filed a lawsuit against her ex husband's widow Ellen Kardashian for copyright infringement, claiming that Ellen sold portions of Robert Kardashian, Sr.'s private journals which were willed exclusively to his children. This family is a plethora of legal insanity, and I have more to share with you after the jump!
I am not sure if I know any family that loves famewhoring and lawsuits more than those krazy Kardashians. I think they'd literally shrivel up if they weren't constantly surrounded by paparazzi and tabloid fodder and legal pleadings and vapidness. In the divorce that has drawn out longer than the actual marriage, Kris Humphries will finally have his day in court. However, Kim Kardashian won't be there…she's got perfume to promote, y'all! Priorities. Duh.
In other Kardashian/Jenner news, the family that fames together files claims together (sorry, that was bad). Remember when Robert Kardashian's widow sold his diary? Yeah, that's coming back to bite her in the arse.
The Kardashian gossip is just so juicy today, I am not sure which story with which to lead. Do I start with the Kris Jenner abuse allegations that are penned in her ex-husband Robert Kardashian's journal? Should I lead with a certain new VH1 star's claims that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were hooking up back during her Reggie Bush relationship? So. Much. Pressure.
Eh, we'll go with the second rumor first and save the juiciest for last. Y'all aren't shocked to hear that Kim was cheating on Reggie, are you?
It's what happens when reality worlds collide…secrets are spilled. This is especially true when one of the reality stars is trying desperately to promote his first season of appearing on Love & Hip Hop. Consequence, who calls himself "arguably the best ghostwriter of all times," (and he truly is–I now know from that statement where Kanye got his line from his drunken MTV Award tirade! Brilliant!) is spilling some deets on Kimye from years past, and he shares why there is no love lost between himself and his former friend, the tiny rapper.
The Kardashian sister trio is complete again. Khloe Kardashian-Odom finally joined her sisters, Kim and Kourtney, over in London this weekend (after finishing up her X Factor duties). Khloe arrived just in time for the official launch of the Kardashian Kollection for Dorothy Perkins at the Westfield Shopping Centre.
London LOVES the Kardashians, y'all. Like LOVES them. Loves them so much they caused a stampede at the mall this weekend! If you take a peek in the gallery (second page) below you'll see shots of the sea of madness! Police had to talk to the crowd and worked hard to keep things under control. There were a few reports of injuries and girls fainting. The shopping center let people camp overnight before the line opened up at 7 a.m. Media outlets report that "when the number of fans reached 10,000, the situation became chaotic."
That is crazy. Overnight camping for a meet and greet / clothing line launch? I think someone lied and told them it was a Twilight premiere.
If you’ve been keeping up with the latest Kardashian drama, you know Kim’s hubby of 72-days Kris Humphries, is pissed about being used as a prop on her E! reality show, and is now exerting his revenge by filing for an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Even better, Kris is making certain the divorce proceedings with Kimmie Kakes are very public and televised! Kris’ move will force Kim and her family to testify…under oath… which will in turn expose the Kardashian shadiness and mark the final nail in their famewhore coffin.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, “Kim’s freaking out.” A close friend of Kim reveals, “She has no interest in dragging out the divorce or having it play out on TV. Believe it or not, she’s a private person.” Apologies for the uncontrollable laughter that last statement might have caused!
Just how serious is Kris about this case? Serious enough that the New Jersey Nets player petitioned to have his Minnesota-licensed attorney practice in the state of California. And folks, this isn’t about the money, as Kris has reportedly turned down offers by Kim and her lawyers to give him hush money.
“All of her dirty laundry will be aired, and there’s a lot to air,” states a close friend of Kris. “Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court – even their sex life.” Indeed, sources close to Kris have revealed that almost immediately after the wedding, and after pocketing $17 million, Kim suddenly had a zero sex drive.
In addition to wanting to prove that Kim, 31, never intended to be married to him for the long-term, Kris, 27, also wants the case to go to court because then any nondisclosure agreements he signed would be void. “When you’re requested to answer under oath, it’s a legal obligation. If he’s asked certain questions, he’ll be compelled to answer.”
And after all of this is said and done, Life & Style reports the shocking revelations from the divorce trial will could definitely put an end to Kim’s career, if it’s proven that Kim and her series are less than real, they lose credibility – which will could lead to loss of endorsement deals, appearances fees, and fans.
“Kim feels like she’s trapped in a nightmare that just won’t end,” shares her friend. “Everytime she thinks things are getting better, something awful happens and she goes back into a pit of depression.”
Unfortunately for Kim, her family, while being there for her, are still upset that her quickie divorce is bringing them backlash as well. “It’s annoying,” explains another close friend of Kim of how her family feels about being drawn into her mess. “They’ll back her, but there’s a lot of ‘I told you so’ going around.” Ouch!
You can read more about Kimmie Kakes’ latest dilemmas in the current issue of Life & Style magazine.
And of course, the hot topic is the continued rumblings that the late Robert Kardashian is NOT her biological father. During her appearance on The Talk this week, Khloe called the reports “hurtful.” She added: “I’ve heard it my whole life.. Rumors are rumors, and tabloids say whatever.”
However, during an interview with Hot 97, Khloe attempted to make light of the paternity rumors. “Do you know who my daddy is? I don’t either, honey!” she told DJ Swag on New York’s Hot 97 on Feb. 15. “Well I know, my dad is my dad…but geez everyone is confusing me at this point!”
She later got more serious adding: “So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about.”
Interesting, though, Khloe can also put some of the blame on her skank momager Kris Jenner who has revealed she cheated on her ex-husband Robert. Reports have stated Khloe’s real dad is Alex Roldan, Kris’ hairdresser for over 30 years. In addition to the extremely striking resemblance Khloe bears to Alex, Khloe’s middle name also happens to be Alexandria!
A picture of Khloe and Alex is below, plus a preview of Khloe and Lamar.
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