Gracious alive, those women from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have more money than they know what to do with! When they're done installing five-star spas into guest houses, purchasing 10,000 square foot vacation homes, and buying a fleet of private jets, what do they do with the extra money? Do they bathe in it? Set it on fire and laugh? Use it as toilet paper? I am just so enthralled.
All of the women on this franchise are rich beyond my wildest imagination, but given recent and past turmoil, it just goes to show that money can't buy you happiness. It also can't prevent one from having to go through awful experiences. I think I'll stay comfortably poor, a-thank-you-very-much!
Today's RHOBH news focuses on Adrienne Maloof who is going through a contentious divorce with plastic surgeon husband Paul Nassif, as well as housewife newbie Yolanda Foster who has endured several health scares in the past. None of it is pretty, and it makes me very thankful for my meager lifestyle.
Our favorite reality TV stars don't get enough attention during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to give us an hourly play-by-play of their lives. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Above: Teresa Giudice Tweeted out, "With Jennifer Williams basketball housewife and Priscilla".
They're rich, they're fabulous – wait, no that's only some of them. Anyway Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! In its third season Bravo welcomes new Housewives and brings back some of the old favorites. Some we want to see back (Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!) and some… well yeah, we're a little less excited about.
Gracious! We haven’t even seen the third season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and already the amount of drama brewing is ridiculous! These women certainly know how to bring it, don’t they?
In light of Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif‘s recent divorce filing, there are several rumors flying around regarding all of the women. Who is friends with whom? Who is drinking a ridiculous amount of expensive booze? Who is having sex in a bathroom at Kyle Richards‘ infamous White Party? Who is planning a cruise? Wait, I think we may know the answers to all of these gems!
Those Housewives are a talented bunch. So many singers among them. We have to give them credit for at least trying, right? New Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Hadid one-upped the other housewives and made a music video! The video was a wedding gift for her husband, David Foster.
Take a peek below and share your thoughts in the comments. Should Melissa Gorga worry that she has some competition?
If you’re dying for the lyrics, Starcasm has you covered.
Pick your chin up off the floor, y’all–Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville is workin’ a pole! Don’t look too shocked…she’s not getting naked or anything. The cast apparently just went on a mini-vacay to Vegas, cameras in tow, of course, to scope out a potential new gig for Ms. Glanville. She’s going to be hosting bachelorette parties in Sin City! Pole dancing all around!
A source tells RadarOnline.com that Brandi is natural, saying, “Eddie [Cibrian] bought Brandi a pole before they split up and she absolutely loves it! She’s amazing on it and has quite a skill set! She’s really excited about the new gig and it’s going to be a lot of fun!” Wow! That source is very animated! Wouldn’t you say?!?!