tom schwartz of vanderpump rules

Tom Schwartz has always taken a backseat to the drama on Vanderpump Rules, but not this season! This season his relationship to Katie Maloney and his possible cheating has become front and center drama. Isn’t that fun. The things we do for reality checks

This week Tom 2‘s girlfriend finally called it quits with the indomitable Stassi Schroeder, who erroneously believes that being a 4th removed descendent of Swedish Royalty (according to gives her to the right to demand ultimate servitude. Tom explains that was a longtime coming and very disappointing for Katie who believed Stassi was a true friend. 

“I hear Stassi say things like, ‘I’m done.’ Get over it and yourself. It’s exhausting me to see her behave this way. She is seriously corny and is starting to seem like a parody of herself, minus the redeeming stuff,” Tom recounts.


“I try and look at both sides objectively on this matter involving Katie’s so-called ‘betrayal.’ I could see how Stassi may be slightly hurt or feel a little betrayed, but her reaction is completely over the top and unwarranted,” Tom continues. “It really exemplifies just how immature Stassi can be.”

Tom slams Stassi for cosplaying an adult because she has an older boyfriend and wants to pretend she has a life. “Dressing like she is 40 to try and project a more mature image, like a little girl who walks out of her mom’s closet. Can I remind everyone who has been boasting about how she’s grown and matured all season? Surely someone who has grown could quickly asses this situation and see that it’s barely worth an argument and surely not worth jeopardizing a beautiful friendship.”

“Surely someone who has ‘matured’ so much would have perspective on this situation,” Tom adds. “Someone who has matured wouldn’t be so rigid and judgmental in their thinking. So quick to judge everyone but herself.” I agree – we’ve all had falling outs with friends over slighted feelings or insensitive situations, but Stassi never even gave Katie an opportunity to explain – it was SHE who cut-off a 4-year friendship over spite. The very definition of cutting of your chin nose to spite your face. 

“She knows how much Katie cares about her, and Katie made it perfectly clear why she went. A good person and true friend would be able to step outside of their shoes and really try and see the issue from the other person’s POV,” Tom states. “Katie wants to let go of these petty grudges and move forward. If anyone has grown in the matter, it’s clearly Katie.”

As Tom explains, Stassi just isn’t smart enough to think circumspectly. She’s mature like that! “Being able to let go and forgive are massive steps in maturing. Inability to forgive is a telltale sign of small-minded person,” Tom describes. “For Stass, in regards to issues involving the rest of us, it’s always black and white. Her way or the highway (I’ll gladly take the highway). That’s not realistic, though. Life’s gray. Lots of gray.”

“I want to believe she knows her case is tenuous but is too damn stubborn to cave,” Tom acknowledges. “Her pea brain can’t even fathom how Katie can hang out with ‘these people.'”

“Also, she has got it in her mind that cutting off all ties with us is imperative and integral to her well being. I think at one point she cries that Katie is ‘her last link to these people.’ That comment says so much about her, and it’s not good,” Dr. Tom‘s analysis reports. “She has to dehumanize Katie in the moment to subconsciously feel like less of a sh–ty person, referring to her as a ‘last tie,’ as opposed to a great friend, then refers to the rest of the group as ‘these people.'”

Stassi Schroeder blames Katie Maloney's betrayal for ending their friendship

“By this logic she should sit her dog Zoey down (who originally was Jax’s family dog) and explain to her that she has to give her up because she’s her ‘last, last link’ to Jax,” Tom says of Stassi’s hypocrisy. “Another example of her lame and completely unwarranted superiority complex. It was kind of sad to see her sit there and defend herself so stubbornly, like a fallen dictator who hopelessly still believes her own propaganda.” 

Apparently Tom 2 has been going to therapy to improve his ability to give f–ks when appropriate and this blog is indicative of that. Nice to see him finally taking a stand, even if it gives him hives and a nervous tic. Baby steps, Tom. Baby steps, Tom (Please tell me you’ve seen What About Bob – best movie ever!)

Tom explains that Stassi was always difficult to be friends with, but there were redeeming benefits – now, not so much! “Stass has always been a pain in the ass, but she always balanced it by maintaining some endearment. Well that has worn thin quickly in light of recent events and behavior, leaving her pretty unbearable.”

Tom 2 also briefly comments on Kristen Doute‘s continued terror threat level red and dismisses it as ludicrous. “Kristen trying to organize some sort of ambush with Tom and this Miami chic. HUGE eyeroll.”

Then, THEN it gets really dishy and he hints that he something is brewing. OOOOOH! “Anyways, who really gives a shite what I think. I have plenty of my own problems at the moment. There’s some stuff weighing pretty heavily that I want to get off my chest.” Miami girl so slept with the wrong Tom! LOL 


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