Eileen Davidson: “May I Please Sit On The Other Sofa, Now?”

Eileen Davidson

Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna‘s latest blogs speak volumes. I think it’s safe to say that they’re both completely over season five of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I will be disappointed if they do not come back next season, but I would completely understand if they choose not to, especially if Kim Richards and Brandi Glanville stay. <shudder> I can’t even think about that possibility.

Lisa‘s blog – which she titled Welcome to The Hunger Games Part 2: Catching Liar! – consisted of, “I feel this reunion episode speaks for itself.” And that’s all she wrote…

“I’m keeping this blog short, because… I don’t know what else to say,” admitted Eileen. “I kind of said it all on the show. Or I’m burnt out. I’m not sure. But this is all I’ve got. I’m sorry for the F-bombs if they offended anyone. We should start a RHOBH curse jar. I’m sure we could send at least one of our kids to college with the cash!” College, Smollege. Buy Brandi a one-way ticket to Planet Trash.

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Kim has nothing on Lisa R’s husband Harry,” said Eileen. “It was only said to provoke Lisa R and cause pain. Lisa R practically begged Kim to state what she ‘knows,’ and she said it was ‘private.’ Right. It’s private, because it doesn’t exist!”

Eileen defended Kyle Richards and pointed out that the cameras proved Kim can’t keep her lies straight.

Kyle’s not out to get Kim in any way shape or form. From what I’ve seen, she is always concerned for her sister and only wants the best for her,” Eileen shared. “Kyle has been trying to protect and help Kim, not embarrass or use her in some sick way. It’s strange (I’m trying to stay away from using ‘weird,’ but it’s hard!) having been present at these different social events, knowing what happened, and then hearing Kim’s take on them. Of course the flashbacks only prove that Kim’s memory is WRONG. Thank goodness we’re on a show, and it’s all on camera.”

Eileen snarked, “I’m considering installing cameras at home so I can use the footage to prove Vince is wrong as well when we argue. Seems highly effective. I’m kidding. Or am I?”

“This reunion never ends!” said Eileen. “Next week, I believe, it gets even more dramatic. I know, right? I didn’t think it was possible either. May I please sit on the other sofa, now?” This. Poor Eileen. Andy is EVIL for making her sit next to Kim.

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