Erika Jayne takes to her Bravo blog this week to set things straight about going commando at the White Party. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star didn’t appreciate Lisa Vanderpump sticking a hand up her dress nor did she appreciate Dorit Kemsley and her husband PK analyzing it the next day.
Erika shares that she’s not a big fan of LVP‘s humor. “Lisa Vanderpump is talking about British humor again at the pre-White Party get-together. She often defends her snarky remarks as being “British humor,” but she also describes this humor as being “way more aggressive.” So, are you trying to be funny or aggressive? I love a good joke just as much as the next person, but this “humor” often feels like thinly veiled insults.”
She wasn’t amused with Lisa‘s upskirt grab. Erika blogged, “I’m not really sure what motivated LVP to stick her hand up my dress. I found it invasive, and I did not appreciate it.”
She moves on to Dorit and PK, “Watching Dorit and PK talk about my “hoo-ha” like they were devastated is strange to me. What, suddenly you’re conservative now? PK represents one of the most forward-thinking, gender-bending artists in music and Dorit herself says, “These things happen.” So why is this such a topic of shock for them? On one hand you’re offended, and on the other hand you understand “these things happen”? Which is it? I can’t help but wonder what the motive behind this drama-driven topic is really about.”
Erika sets things straight about what really went down, “The facts are these: My knees were closed together from the moment I sat down, and my legs were covered with either my purse or a black napkin. I did not sit there on display, and I do not appreciate what was said about me.It’s interesting to me that a woman who’s so busy “doing it all,” has two beautiful babies, a gorgeous home, and an obviously adoring husband is finding the time to dissect me and call me names. She doesn’t even know me. In my opinion, this says more about Dorit than it does about me.”
On a lighter note, she enjoyed seeing Lisa Rinna and Kyle Richards hanging out with their daughters. “It’s great to see Lisa R. and Kyle together with their daughters in NYC. I love how excited Lisa is to help her daughter Delilah build her modeling career. What an exciting time. I also love how Lisa casually drops the word “vaginally” during Delilah’s meeting with CR Fashion Book. God love her. Delilah is a very smart and beautiful girl. I’m sure she’s going to do big things.”
She adds, “Kyle has her hands full with four beautiful girls, so I love that she and her daughter Sophia are on a trip together just the two of them. It’s important to have that quality time. Raising a son is so different than raising girls, so I enjoy watching Kyle and Lisa R. with their daughters.”
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