The Real Housewives taglines say so much. Not only do they provide ample GIF and meme material, but they also set the tone for the season. You can (usually) tell a lot about a Housewife’s storyline for a season based on her tagline.
Us Weekly reports that OG cast member Teresa Giudice’s tagline for Season 9 is “These days I don’t throw punches, I roll with them.” We don’t need her throwing any punches, especially since that might be a probation violation, but let’s at least hope she’s still down for
screaming matches verbal arguments.
Melissa Gorga’s Season 9 tagline is “Don’t try to bully me, because I’m a boss.” This giving off Season 7 Melissa vibes when her tagline was “I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.”
It has been speculated that Margaret Josephs is poking fun at her Season 8 foe Siggy Flicker with her Season 9 tagline: “I can make you laugh, or make you cry. Your choice!” Just based on the trailer, Margaret gets into it with new girl Jennifer Aydin, so this could be a tease about their interactions during Season 9.
Once again, Dolores Catania is talking about loyalty. Her Season 9 tagline is “I may put up a tough front, but I’ll never leave you behind.” Who is this referring to? Dolores was virtually absent from the trailer, so it will
hopefully be interesting to see who she’s loyal to when the new episodes start airing
Jennifer’s tagline is “I’m obsessed with family, traditions, and Chanel.” The other new Housewife Jackie Goldschneider says “I have four kids, two degrees, and one kickass life.” That’s definitely catchier than Jennifer’s. Taglines aside, what will the fans think of the new additions to the cast?
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