Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Says Lisa Vanderpump “Can’t Keep Her Story Straight;” Calls Lisa A “Joker”

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is down right vicious this season. Last year she was all “aw shucks.” In her second season, she has turned into a petty mean girl. Don’t let us down next year, Denise Richards!

At Camille Grammer’s birthday party, Teddi cornered anyone who would listen to her version of puppygate. When Lisa Vanderpump approached her, Teddi’s claws came out. She snidely apologized to Lisa for not carrying out her plan. She also ranted that she owned up to her part and Lisa will continue not owning up because that’s her M.O. And Teddi still has more to say about Lisa.

In her Bravo blog, Teddi doesn’t waste time getting to it. She wrote, “The lies. The LIES! THE LIES!” She is so extra. “I was told that Dorit [Kemsley] kept the dog locked in her basement and it hadn’t seen the sun in months; obviously, I was told this inflamed tale to get me to react.” Still waiting on evidence, but ok. 

She continued, “But I did not reveal the story that day at Vanderpump Dogs as I was originally supposed to. THAT is what I mean when I kept saying I didn’t go through with it.” Don’t we all feel better now? Eyeroll.

Teddi admitted, “If I could go back, I would have just shown all of the texts in the Bahamas. Of course, I asked to have the dog there. When making a plan to bring a story up, I wasn’t just going to do it out of thin air.” Because apparently Lisa had the plan all figured out.

She said, “Don’t tweet me about how John Blizzard ‘admitted’ that he was lying. All he and LVP did was try and convince the audience that she had nothing to do with this.” Rookie move, Teddi! An avalanche of tweets is coming your way in 3…2…1.

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Teddi turned her attention to Lisa. “LVP also can’t keep her story straight about how and when she found out I knew. She said multiple times she’s had no communication with Blizzard (lie) and that John Sessa “had no idea Blizzard and Teddi was interacting” (lie), but yet she texted Dorit immediately after I was told that ‘Teddi knows.'” 

She theorized, “Why would John Blizzard come to me with this information and plan to bring this story out on camera, risking his position…The only way any of this makes sense is if LVP was behind it all.” And the accountability coach continues to not take accountability.

Teddi shared her jealous thoughts on the scene after the party with Lisa and Kyle Richards. She said, “When mentioning me saying we could “coexist,” LVP, with a giggle and a snide smile, says, “It’s like you should be so lucky, bitch.” Seems to me the “Queen of Diamonds” is actually a joker.”

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Even if it’s revealed that Lisa is behind it all, Teddi is not going to get the accolades she is looking for. Her official mean girls club card will have to be good enough for her. She sure earned it.


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