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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Mic Plop

by Mary McClellandon March 20th, 2019

I started this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills planning to keep an open mind, but the plotting is just so sloppy and transparent. And not the plotting Lisa Vanderpump is doing!

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave has, by now, told about 15 renditions of her involvement/non-involvement in DogGate. In each version, she becomes increasingly naive and played for a fool. Also each time one of her versions doesn’t coincide with the revision, the other women conveniently brush it aside and double-down on the narrative that Teddi is the victim. Or Dorit Kemsley is. Really?

For instance tonight Teddi told her therapist she never spoke directly to Lisa about Doggate (Why are we still talking about this?!), then told Dorit and the other women that she was on a three-way call with Lisa and John Sessa which proves LVP is directly involved. Isn’t the whole point of Teddi’s argument that LVP isn’t owning her part and wants to frame Teddi? Well, it sounds like Teddi is doing the same exact thing!

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Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Accuses Lisa Vanderpump Of Betrayal On Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

by Mary McClellandon March 19th, 2019

Tonight the axis of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills officially shifts when Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, a turtle of accountability, cements her very misplaced alliance with the rest of the cast against Lisa Vanderpump. All this over Dorit Kemsley (who has a deflated bank account to go with her droopy ethics and very drooping bikini tops) mistreating a dog and a friend.

I mean, when you (Teddi) are basing your rejection of a friendship based on said friend’s (LVP) possible collaboration in exposing a really shitty, contract violating, grifting, lying animal mistreating, a-hole, you probably need to reexamine your priorities in life and your version of morality. Just my opinion! But there goes Teddi throwing accountability to the wolves of Erika Girardi, Lisa Rinna, and Dorit. Girl… have fun with that til they turn back on you.

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Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Apologizes For Her Actions In Relation To Puppygate

by Nikion March 15th, 2019

I feel like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave was told to take it up a notch this season. Last year, she was super chill. Her main conflicts were upsetting Dorit Kemsley for using the wrong stemware, and upsetting Erika Girardi because she has a famous dad. Also knowing nothing about fashion.

This season, Teddi 2.0 showed up. And she came in hot! All glammed up and gunning for her former friend, Lisa Vanderpump. After all, a storyline against Lisa equals more camera time. Hence #puppygate was born. And like a dog with a bone (sorry, I had to), Teddi is not letting go anytime soon.

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Textsssnicalities

by Mary McClellandon March 13th, 2019

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills the dissecting of doggate and what LISA VANDERPUMP knows continued in full-force. I am just so over this storyline and this same old nonsense. Already I am Loosy Loosey Losty Attention for Lucy Lucy Apple Juice!

In other news Kyle Richards, the eight circle of hell, dropped another daughter off at college. Also Denise Richards decided to get married to Aaron Phypers approximately 10 minutes after his divorce from Nicollette Sheridan was finalized. Why is she not on this show?

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Lisa Vanderpump Shares Her Side Of The Dog Adoption Drama With Dorit Kemsley

by Allisunon March 11th, 2019

I think we’ve heard from almost everyone on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills regarding #puppygate. At this point, I reckon Lucy Lucy Apple Juice will implore the power of speech and issue a personal statement. The ladies have chosen sides and claim to have receipts in an effort to place blame on Lisa Vanderpump for inciting the saga.

While fingers have been pointing at LVP for outing Dorit Kemsley’s dog drama, Lisa is pointing back. Guess which finger she is using?

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Kyle Richards Says There’s “Much More To The Story” With Those Texts From Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

by Allisunon March 8th, 2019

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies took, what was supposed to be, a relaxing trip to the Bahamas. I think I’ve had more relaxing times in a dentist’s chair. Don’t they know vacation-fighting is so 2014?

There have been some theatrics surrounding Dorit Kemsley and a dog. You might have heard about it. Lines have been drawn and texts have been sent, but who is telling the truth about the origins of #puppygate? Kyle Richards dissects the latest episode and feels honesty is the best policy (stop laughing).

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Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Provides Screenshots; Says Lisa Vanderpump Played Against Her “Hard Feelings With Dorit”

by thebrycecameronon March 7th, 2019

Lucy Lucy Apple Juice continues to be the breakout star on this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So many sides of this dog drama are unfolding every episode. The main point of contention seems to be whether or not Lisa Vanderpump wanted the story out. Did LVP want to punish Dorit Kemsley? Or did Lisa’s Vanderpump Dog employees actually go rogue? Perhaps ~~LVP’s shiny new puppet~~ Teddi Mellencamp has the answer.

LVP seems adamant that Teddi was the one gossiping with “The Johns” about Dorit’s dog drama. It all came to a head in last night’s episode when Teddi and LVP discussed the situation. Teddi expected an apology, while LVP wanted to “confront” her about the whole thing. Clearly someone is lying in this situation. The conversation led to Teddi storming out of Lisa’s room. Later that night it was LVP abruptly leaving after feeling “hammered” by her costars. It’s all so confusing, but Teddi is speaking out and giving THE RECEIPTS!

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap: Birds Of A Feather

by Mary McClellandon March 6th, 2019

No one on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills ever learns. Most of the cast never learns that it is simply not possible to take down Lisa Vanderpump. Sorry, I know your hopes are dashed harder than a broken botox needle, but this is the truth you must accept. You are all middle-aged, even if you’ve had six facelifts, and Lisa is not going to be toppled over defending Dorit Kemsley.

Likewise, Lisa Vanderpump never learns. She never learns that she can simply admit that yeah, she was trying to manipulate, and so what? After Lisa rendered them all impotent of storyline, she could toss a baggie of Viagra on the table, and saunter away; the ruffles on Lisa’s shiny satin blouse shaking as she tried to suppress her chuckles. After 7 seasons of the ‘Take Down LVP agenda’ she remains harder to conquer than the Viet Kong, even though the one tactic LVP has never tried is a strategic fake-out.

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