Hey, you know what I’ve been wondering? What Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ice princess extraordinaire, Erika Jayne’s, opinion is on Lisa Vanderpump. Ha! I almost managed that with a straight face.
And let me clarify I use the name ice princess because no way are you to the level of a queen, Erika. Not even your $40,000 per month glam squad can make you interesting.
Erika has been Dorit Kemsley’s shoulder to cry on as she shares her struggles with this entire puppy thing. (I refuse to use the word “puppygate” ever again!) Erika sits around trying to look coolly detached and elegant. But merely comes off as having the worst case of resting bitch face I have ever seen.
With Lisa’s friendships breaking down this season, everyone is wondering if she will attend the reunion. And Erika apparently thought we cared what her opinion was.
Apparently, some of the other cast members do not think Lisa will attend. Let me take a shot in the dark it was Dorit, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Kyle Richards. After all, they can do their woe-is-me routine better when no one is there to challenge them.
But don’t think Erika has any hard feelings towards Lisa. In fact, she “wish[es] everyone well.” But she does understand why some of her cast members might be taking the current puppy situation hard. Erika explained, “It is about our lives and that’s what makes me stay up at night. You’re talking about your personal life. Teddi, I know she’s so upset about her integrity.” She added, “Dorit is very upset in the way she’s being portrayed..”
Erika is trying to act like she’s kind and caring. I used to enjoy watching her the first season she was on. But her ice-cold demeanor is getting old. Sitting around glaring at everyone, then lashing out when they try to connect, does not make you a strong woman. Erika is just a woman who married a much older, wealthy man. She is Lala Kent in this parallel universe.
I use to enjoy watching these women. I miss the old days of RHOBH where you’d have one REALLY crazy housewife each season, and they seemed to rotate each time. The others would pretend to care and try to comfort her. But now this mix is vicious, petty and rabid. This show needs to be put down. It’s the only humane thing to do.
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TELL US – DO YOU THINK LISA WILL BE AT THE REUNION? DO YOU THINK ERIKA IS RIGHT ABOUT WHY TEDDI AND DORIT ARE SO UPSET?
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