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Lisa Vanderpump

Personally, I think the women of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills should be fined every time they mention “puppygate”.  That dog has created a shit storm I would LOVE to find shelter from. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.

That little dog has no idea how lucky it is to be out of Casa de Foreclosure aka Dorit Kemsley’s mansion.  And, ironically enough, the woman at the center of it all,  Lisa Vanderpump isn’t even watching the drama unfold.

EVERYONE is talking about puppygate.  You can’t look up anything about RHOBH without seeing a mention of the dog, or Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave trying to stay relevant.

But Lisa is above all this petty nonsense, she admitted to Entertainment Tonight, “I didn’t watch.”

I LOVE her for that. Take note people. The best way to get under your enemies skin is to keep in mind Lisa‘s best line ever. “You’re not important enough to hate.”

When asked why she would want to make Dorit look bad, her response was, “You tell me.”  Oh, I know! I know! Is it because Dorit is SO fake she makes other fake people question her authenticity?  It’s like she’s the craziest person in the loony bin.

Now, I’m not shading Lisa at all.  I am an ardent LVP supporter.  Which means I have accepted the fact that Lisa may have very well created this entire scenario to shade Dorit.  And I am here for it!

While Lisa may seem ambivalent about her feuds this season, she does seem to regret her fight with Kyle Richards.  As we’ve seen in the premiere the two former besties have a huge fight and haven’t spoken since. “It’s horrible to have any animosity with any of them,” Lisa explains, “but Kyle and I have been very good friends. I was gobsmacked when that kinda went down.”

Of course, we are all wondering if Lisa will even appear at the reunion show.  “[The reunion] is not for two or three months, so I have no idea how I’ll feel then,” Lisa said.

I would be surprised if she wasn’t there.  Lisa doesn’t seem like a person who would hide from her haters. And she noted that no one expected her to be at the premiere of the show. Although she did leave before any of her other castmates arrived.

Lisa is definitely no longer feeling RHOBH. When ET spoke with Lisa again at her restaurant, SUR, about a mobile game based off  Vanderpump Rules she seemingly threw some shade. “…[Vanderpump Rules] moves very quickly, they don’t really talk about the same thing over and over and over again,” she noted.

My prediction for the future, Lisa will appear at the reunion.  She will sit perfectly poised, and listen with a stoic gaze as the women, one by one, blast her.  She will roll her eyes, flip her hair, and own every single one of them. Then she will quit and move on to her other adventures. Go do you, Lisa.  The rest of us will follow.

TELL US – DO YOU THINK LISA WILL BE AT THE REUNION? DO YOU BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE SAYS SHE ISN’T WATCHING THE SHOW? DO YOU THINK SHE WILL MAKE AMENDS WITH ANY OF THE LADIES?

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