Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

OH MY! The last Real Housewives of Potomac episode was great. Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger are at odds again. This is a feud that will NEVER end, and I don’t know that I want it to. It’s kind of fun seeing which one will be messier or shadier each episode. However, I’m slightly concerned about Katie Rost. The preview showed that she goes missing tonight! Someone save this poor girl.

We’re getting a cast trip tonight which means we’re getting tons of drama. Has there ever been a cast trip on Real Housewives history that has no drama? Someone hit us in the comments with those stats. It’s a foregone conclusion at this point that an international trip means global scale showdowns.

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Gizelle spends some quality time with her girls which was needed after getting called out. Her daughter Angel recently confronted her about feeling less loved.

Gizelle tells her daughters that Robyn Dixon has a girls trip planned to the Cayman Islands. Can these women actually go out in public together? Plus, Robyn is so annoyed with Gizelle after what went down at her open house.

She hasn’t said anything to her yet because she is expecting an apology. Good luck with that. Gizelle isn’t known for taking the high road in her drama.

Gizelle’s daughters are mortified at her fashion choices for the trip. They are right. What was that outfit she was showing them?

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Ashley Darby is thrilled to be getting away because of the chaos in her life lately. Maybe this trip will take away from the drama of her husband allegedly groping a cameraman. It was dismissed, but we can all read in between the lines.

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Ashley hasn’t seen Katie since she made inflammatory comments about Michael Darby. Honestly, it was a little weird that Katie was suddenly gunning for Ashley and Michael.

It seemed out of nowhere, but I don’t doubt the legitimacy of her claims. Michael has said and done so many weird things that it wouldn’t surprise me.

Ashley thinks this trip will be an escape from drama, but I think she’s sadly mistaken. She is walking directly into the lions den with a hungry pride gunning for her. Watch your back Ashley. These women think your karma number is up, and they’re collecting this season.

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Monique Samuels can’t go on the trip because of travel restrictions during her pregnancy. She must be so excited to avoid the big fights that would probably come her way.

She invites Karen to the chiropractor, and Karen’s facial expressions are hilarious. It’s such a weird thing to invite your friend to, but everything Karen does is hilarious.

They break down the open house and how Gizelle came in hot at Monique right away. That was a weird thing to witness. The moment she walked into the door, she started in on Monique.

It is just now getting back to Karen that Gizelle trashed her in New Orleans. Gizelle didn’t like that Karen skipped going out with her to go on Instagram live. They show that she found out two months ago, so I wouldn’t call that recently. Karen your’re reaching!

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Gizelle and Karen are so petty to one another, and I don’t think they’ll ever stop fighting.

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

It’s time for the girl’s trip! Something is off about Katie already. She’s acting even more quirky than usual.

I get that she’s going through a custody situation, but why do you have to be so weird? She’s acting Kim Richards at Eileen Davidson’s poker party kind of weird. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 5 is a gem, so if you haven’t seen it do that immediately.

Of course Robyn is super late, and everyone is waiting on her. Why is she always so late? Everyone is on the plane, the doors are closing, and she’s nowhere to be found.

Who let her travel to the airport on her own? Someone needs to be attached to her before trips to make sure she arrives on time.

The women arrive at their destination WITHOUT ROBYN. The host of the event is not even there. Her tardiness is so annoying. I don’t deal with people like that. Hard pass.

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Everyone makes fun of Katie’s wig and rightfully so. It’s such a mess. Katie really does look like she’s in the witness protection program this season. Someone, save this girl from herself.

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Ashley calls Robyn, and she owns the fact that she’s late. Robyn asks Ashley to share the presidential suite with her, and Gizelle instantly takes it personally. Not only that, but Robyn puts Ashley in charge of the trip before she gets there.

Robyn also puts Karen and Gizelle in a room together. This woman is really punishing Gizelle right now. I am loving this so much. SO PERFECT.

Candiace Dillard thinks it’s a great chance for the two ladies to make up finally. Don’t even lie, Candiace. It’s a recipe for disaster.

Karen confronts Gizelle about the New Orleans comments, and Gizelle demands to change rooms. These grown women are flipping out in a hotel lobby, and everyone is staring.

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Karen says Gizelle knew she was still grieving at the time, and they keep screaming. Candiace is understandably embarrassed and wants them both to shut up. “The white people are staring” might be the most iconic line of the season.

Remember when this show was all about etiquette? WHAT A DIFFERENCE A COUPLE OF SEASONS MAKE. Honestly, someone might die if they room together, so get them apart ASAP.

Candiace actually makes great points about how they need to learn how to behave. She is drama all of the time also, but in this instance she is on point.

Gizelle claims that being friends with Karen is the hardest thing in the world. I’m sure Karen would say the same about Ms. Word On The Street.

Robyn is still at the airport. Alone. As usual. Get it together!

Gizelle says that being a single mom is hard, but she doesn’t use it as an excuse like Karen. Being a single mom is a little different than your parents dying, so that’s a weird comparison.

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Ashley says she’s trying to be nice to Katie for now but plans on talking with her at dinner. Ashley says Katie’s boyfriend will say anything because she is his meal ticket. HARSH.

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She regrets opening up to Katie because of how everything has turned out. Dinner is shaping up to be an explosive affair. There is no chance these women will be able to coexist for one meal.

Ashley and Katie get into it over a small jab by Ashley. Katie forgot to meet Candiace in her room, and she says she forgot and did not lie. Ashley says it wouldn’t be the first time she lied, and now we’re off to the races.

Katie denies ever talking behind Ashley’s back which is a complete lie. My favorite thing about Housewives is when someone lies despite obviously being filmed by an entire camera crew. Mind boggling.

It’s only night one, and everything is already hitting the fan. Ashley’s upset that that Katie added fuel to the fires against her. She also lies and says she never called Ashley stupid.

Ashley says that Katie was spreading incorrect information about her restaurant as well. Katie stands her ground and says Ashley is stupid and dumb. Katie mocks her for being married to an older man. Karen thinks Ashley should back off of Katie because of her current custody issues.

Candiace, again, is the voice of reason here saying to squash the drama before the dinner. It’s funny that she of all people is avoiding conflict here. I guess it’s a lot different in public than in her private home. How left do we anticipate this dinner going?

Real Housewives Of Potomac Recap: Cayman We Get Along?

Of course, Karen and Gizelle start to hash out their issues at the table. They both accuse the other of holding a grudge which is the ultimate pot and kettle situation.

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They both agree to forgiveness and moving on. For the millionth time, they’re moving forward. How long do we think it will last?

Karen shares with the group that they’re all getting invited to a reveal party for her fragrance. Gizelle started prying again, but no major fight ensued. Bonus points for trying!

The conversation at the table shifts back to Ashley and Katie’s drama. Katie says everyone else called Michael gay except for her. I mean that is what happened, but it’s shady to throw everyone else under the bus to save herself.

She says it’s not a new topic, so saying it shouldn’t be a big deal. Katie says that just because Ashley wasn’t there doesn’t mean it was behind her back. Is Katie alright? Can someone check on her?

Robyn is FINALLY at the resort after one hundred years away from the women. She missed such a crazy show in the lobby, on the beach, and at the dinner.

The group takes a tour of Ashley and Robyn’s room, and it’s breathtakingly beautiful. Robyn gives all of the ladies a beautifully card with a handwritten note inside. That’s actually really sweet.

Katie suddenly “apologizes” to Ashley saying she meant to call her stupid not dumb. She calls Katie’s wig a horrible toupee. Ashley says that Katie is not mentally strong enough to handle being in the group.

Well, that was rude. Next week’s Real Housewives Of Potomac looks like a very bad episode for Katie.


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