Are you guys ready for Real Housewives of Orange County? They filmed this season during a pandemic, y’all! They came to play and not even Kelly Dodd’s idiotic coronavirus comments could derail this train. So let’s dive in and see what these over-ripe oranges are up to.
We open up with a really ominous beach scene because what is more ominous than Newport Beach. Newport Beach, new cast members, new beginnings, new hips for Emily Simpson. New new new. Everything that you want to see in a fresh season of Real Housewives. And not a Vicki Gunvalson or Tamra Judge in sight.
Real Housewives of Orange County alums Meghan Edmonds (aka Meghan King aka Meghan King Edmonds) and Jim Edmonds are in the running for the messiest reality TV breakup of all time.
Just think, if we see so much of their discord publicly, just imagine how much worse things are privately. They just love arguing with through the press and slamming each other’s parenting.
Dealing with Vicki Gunvalson is an exercise in futility. Vicki also has issues with jealousy. Thankfully viewers will be free from Vicki’s relentless woo-hoo screaming and desperate attempts to make Steve Lodge appear interested in their relationship. Bravo gave us the gift that will keep on giving, no more Vicki or Tamra Judge on Real Housewives of Orange County.
Accepting her fate with a positive attitude isn’t Vicki’s thing. Thankfully, her partner in crime, Tamra, was shown the door as well. But one piece of the puzzle was missing. Shannon Beador, third member of the OCs answer to Hells Angels, Tres Amigas, kept her orange. While doing press for the show, Shannon was asked about her former friend. Vicki’s Google Alerts must be on because now she responds to Shannon’s comments, and seemingly punishes her for not being unemployed.
Real Housewives of Orange County premiers this Wednesday. Ordinarily, I’d be super excited (I know). But this season already feels different. Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge won’t be on our screens. Then there’s Kelly Dodd. Kelly is arguably the lead on RHOC. Since she’s a Cov-idiot lacking common sense and human decency, who can really get behind this season?
The other lead is Shannon Beador. One-third of the already forgotten Tres Amigas. With Vicki and Tamra getting fired, the Tres Amigas deteriorated. Now it sounds like they are officially done (hallelujah!) I guess we won’t get a traveling tour of this trio anytime soon, if what Shannon says is true.
Even though Real Housewives is technically a reality TV show, we don’t see anyone’s true reality. Of course, it’s impossible to show the entirety of anyone’s life. However, some of these Housewives sure do hide a lot. And by “a lot” I mean lawsuits on lawsuits on lawsuits.
But, aside from legal issues the women are trying to hide, what else are they trying to keep from the show? Well, apparently, there’s a West Coast Housewife who’s trying hard to hide her husband’s affair.
Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Kelly Dodd married Rick Leventhal.
Last week, the polarizing reality TV star made headlines for a controversial bridal shower gift. She received a “Drunk Wives Matter” hat as a present and wore it in photos she shared on social media. Hopefully, her wedding doesn’t cause the same level of drama on social media.
Like it or not, Real Housewives of Orange County will be back with new episodes soon. This will be the first Vicki Gunvalson-free season. Tamra Judge is out as well.
Joining Kelly Dodd, Shannon Beador, Emily Simpson, Gina Kirschenheiter, and Braunwyn Windham-Burke is Elizabeth Lyn Vargas, a friend of Kelly’s. Let’s take a look at the Season 15 Real Housewives of Orange County taglines.
Braunwyn Windham-Burke shook things up last season on Real Housewives of Orange County. She loved making out with co-star Tamra Judge. Braunwyn explained that she gives her husband a unique gift for his birthday–threesomes!
If RHOC viewers were excited for Season 15, I’m sorry to say that the trailer looks pretty snooze worthy. But never fear, Braunwyn is keeping people guessing about the state of her marriage to Sean Burke.