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Vanderpump Rules Brittany Cartwright

In case you somehow haven’t heard, several Vanderpump Rules OGs (half of whom “left” the show) have become parents throughout the mess that was 2020. Scheana Shay is the most recent mama in the group and joins Stassi Schroeder, Lala Kent and Brittany Cartwright. The pregnancy pact was real AF.  And yes, Jax Taylor is embracing dad life now and combatting fake Instagram accounts for his baby boy Cruz Cauchi. And I truly wouldn’t expect anything less.

Britt and Jax have been fully enjoying the beginning of their parenting journey. And honestly, good for them. Pump Rules is moving on with Season 9 without them, but they are unbothered and enjoying their little family. They’ve taken Cruz on playdates to meet some of the other VPR babies, and truly seem very happy entering into this phase of their lives.

Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor Brittany Cartwright

In case you haven’t heard, fired former Vanderpump Rules bartender Jax Taylor is a dad now. Brittany Cartwright gave birth to their son, Cruz Cauchi, earlier this week. If you’re a bit terrified of the thought of Jason Cauchi being responsible for a human being, you’re not alone. Hopefully, he takes more responsibility for his child than he does with his taxes.

And Jax will always be Jax, meaning that he’ll continue to make everything about Jax. He’s probably grappling with the fact that he’s not the Number One Guy in Britt’s heart anymore. And refusing to change any diapers.