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Sometimes, life is a matter of perspective. Instead of being “stuck” at home because of the pandemic, it might feel better to view the situation as being “safe” at home instead.

Of course, what’s going on the world right now should not be minimized, not by any means. Nevertheless, a lot of people with “non-essential” jobs are at home. Some are homeschooling their children. Others have turned their living rooms into an office. Most of the people who are reading this have been watching a lot of reality TV shows- in the background, while fulfilling responsibilities, of course. Well, Bravo knows that fans are looking for premium programming. And, no, I’m not trying to re-watch an episode of a show that I just watched last week.

And this week, we are in for a treat: all Season 1 episodes, which are the best seasons from most of these shows.

Stassi Schroeder Was Trying To Get Pregnant Before Engagement

Vanderpump Rules former queen bee Stassi Schroeder has come a long way from the friend punching, drink throwing, temper tantrum having girl we first met during Season 1 of the show.

While the cast have started marrying off, Stassi was ready to trade in the wine bottle for the baby bottle prior to her engagement. Can we say Mommie Dearest?

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Stassi Schroeder is finally getting her happy ending with Beau Clark. There’s no doubt that Stassi has been through it when it comes to relationships. We first met her on Vanderpump Rules when she was dating sociopath Jason Couchi Jax Taylor. Then after Vegas Girl pregnancy rumors, and a second try, Stassi ditched Jax for Frank Herlihy (seriously, remember that douche?). That relationship cost Stassi her dignity and boss, Lisa Vanderpump, $900.

Now she’s getting married to Beau, who by all appearances seems to be a good person. Stassi’s engagement is likely going to be documented on Season 8 of Pump Rules. If her birthday antics are any indication – it may be safe to say that Stassi is going to be one hell of a bridezilla! Her best friend and biggest enabler, Katie Maloney fully supports this behavior, too. Because, of course she would.

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Sound the alarms! In what appears to be a serious statement, Vanderpump Rules resident party planner (?), Stassi Schroeder, would like to have a baby. As in, a human child. Not to be confused with a man who has the maturity level of an infant, a real live bambino. Stassi has run the gamut of boyfriends since being on VPR. She’s gone from Jax Taylor, to that guy Frank, to quite literally the most irritating person of all time (no, not Katie Maloney), Patrick Meagher. Collectively, she probably has enough experience with immaturity to handle a small child. Last February, Stassi embarked on a new relationship with Beau Clark and the rest is history.

Beau seems like a decent enough chap, aside from his love of sleeveless t-shirts. Just because he’s a hipster and the last person a craft beer sees before it dies doesn’t mean he isn’t suitable Dad material. In fact, he seems rather harmless. One thing is for sure, if Stassi does have a child, it will have an endless supply of snark running through his or her veins.