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Katie Flood from Below Deck

It’s a small professional field in yachting.  It’s also a small dating pool too apparently.  Only a fellow yachtie will understand living and working in the industry, the fickle nature of it all and the lack of stability.  Most Below Deck alums that have found successful relationships have also reverted back to land life.  Below Deck Mediterranean star Hannah Ferrier is a prime example, as well as Amy Johnson, and Aesha Scott.

There are few natural loves that us Below Deck fans are aware of.  Perhaps only Captain Lee Rosbach and his “bride” is the only successful love story in this industry.  Otherwise, these folks either avoided love, or were left heartbroken.  Now, one pairing that fizzled out after Season 4 is coming up again because of the above-mentioned limited dating pool.

Below Deck Mediterranean Captain Sandy Yawn

What’s the saying? As one ship docks, another sets sail? In the Bravoverse, that can only mean one thing: as the mizzen and main are furled on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, it’s time for Season 6 of Below Deck Mediterranean! The good news? We’re back in Croatia! Which longtime fans will remember as the setting for Season 2 — widely regarded as probably the show’s most iconic season ever. (Though this particular recapper is also partial to Season 3’s adventures on the Italian coast…)

The bad news? You may not be happy with some of Bravo’s casting decisions. Because, yes, both Captain Sandy Yawn and Malia White are back. Frankly, it’s just a baffling decision that makes absolutely no sense to me. Especially when you consider how much backlash they received from fans over how terribly they handled all the drama that went down with Hannah Ferrier. On one hand, I never expected Captain Sandy to go anywhere. But why on God’s blue ocean bring Malia back for another season as bosun? If we needed a familiar face to fill the void left by Hannah — and for the record, we do — why not keep Bugsy Drake as chief stew? Or promote Alex Radcliffe and make him bosun? Or better yet, both! Because I’m pretty confident that no one (and I mean no one) was asking for another season of Malia.

Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Give It The Old Heave-Ho

Heave ho, heave ho, it’s off the dock we go. If last week’s Below Deck Mediterranean felt like a filler episode to reintroduce Aesha Scott, this week certainly ramped up the drama for poor Rob Westergaard. But not before enduring the rest of the drunken charter featuring Johnny Damon and his band of merry pals. Or before dragging out Jessica More‘s heart palpitations from the end of last week into a full-blown medical crisis.

Remember pre-quarantine when Captain Sandy Yawn had a heart attack during SoulCycle? Apparently one in three women die from a heart attack or a stroke. I was not aware of this statistic. But Sandy used the third stew’s heart palpitations as the perfect excuse to inject the episode with a PSA about women’s heart health. First the captain lays Jess down on her couch and checks her blood pressure. She even goes as far as to text a cardiologist friend with Jess’ stats, but the doc says, and I quote, it’s “not that bad.” So, basically the entire medical emergency was all for naught. But I suppose if it helps even one female viewer be more aware of her heart health, it’s worth the tangent. And good thing Jess is OK! Well, at least before she’s about to get her heart broken…

Below Deck Sailing Yacht Adam Glick Jenna MacGillivray

Was there ever a boat-mance with a happy ending on any of the Below Deck shows?  Below Deck Sailing Yacht’s Paget Berry and Ciara Duggan don’t really count because they’ve just been living in some kind of time warp, stuck on Parsifal with no other options.  They bicker like a married couple and flirt like adolescents.  But they are the best we’ve got.

No other couple has worked out once the boat docked and they had to face the real world together.  Aesha Scott and Jack Stirrup had promise on Below Deck Mediterranean last season.  Until he returned to his ex-girlfriend and they had a child togetherHannah Ferrier gave it a go with Conrad Empson.  They didn’t even make it to the end of the season as a result of her emasculating and belittling comments towards him about money.  Malia White played two guys at once, one of them being our very own, Chef Adam Glick.  Now Adam is in the middle of another turbulent relationship that isn’t looking it’s going to end happily.

Jack Stirrup

Jack Stirrup as a deckhand on Below Deck Mediterranean left much to be desired.  His work ethic was consistently low and he blamed Bosun Joao Franco for his lack of inspiration.  Captain Sandy Yawn repeatedly had to ask Jack to tie his hair back.  The risk of getting kicked off the boat was pretty high until Jack started to change his behaviors.

Finally, Jack found a reason to stay on the boat.  Second Stew Aesha Scott caught Jack’s eye and the two started an endearing courtship.  By the end of the charter season, the two were walking off the dock together.  The boat-mance didn’t last, unfortunately, and Jack went back to his ex-girlfriend without giving Aesha any clarity that he was doing so.  He later claimed that production coerced him into expressing deeper feelings than he had at the time.

Below Deck Star Tanner Sterback Hooked Up With Aesha Scott From Below Deck Mediterranean

I’m still trying to get past Tanner Sterback’s puke and rally before he made out with Simone Mashile during last night’s episode of Below Deck . Simone couldn’t have been more happy that her crush reciprocated her feelings, so I guess that’s all that matters. Although I can’t help being curious about she thinks after seeing the episode- the puke part and the moment Tanner told the deck crew that he “went down on Simone last night.”

Interestingly enough, Simone isn’t the only Below Deck cast member Tanner has hooked up with. No, he did not get with his “cougar” crush Kate Chastain… not that I know of, at least. However, he did get with Below Deck Mediterranean star Aesha Scott.

Below Deck’s Jack Stirrup Is Expecting A Baby With Girlfriend

Jack Stirrup from Below Deck Mediterranean came across as as an impish guy.  With floppy hair that annoyed Captain Sandy Yawn to no end.  A problem with authority. And a sweet blossoming relationship with fellow co-star Aesha Scott.  They were two weirdos who found each other in the middle of the open sea.

The show has since ended. And reality has slapped everyone in the face.  It appears as though our cheeky brit, Jack, has been quite a busy fella with someone other than Aesha.

Joao Franco Becomes A Captain

Captain Sandy Yawn had her hands full this season keeping her crew in line on Below Deck Mediterranean.  First, it was debacle after debacle in the galley with incompetent chef Mila Kolomeitseva.  Anastasia Surmava had difficulties with the burners and often sent out undercooked or cold food.  Travis Michalzik rocked it professionally, but was reprimanded for reeking of alcohol after a particularly hectic night out.  Jack Stirrup only found motivation to stay on board work in the form of Aesha Scott.  Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier got the brunt of Sandy’s wrath and was often questioned about her choices in team management and table settings.  But that’s nothing new.

But one person always had Captain Sandy’s good opinion.  Bosun Joao Franco was promoted from deck hand last season and did a stellar job, according to the Captain.  During the season finale, Joao gave an interview to Sandy’s colleague and received a job offer.  So did anything come of it or was it a producer’s stunt to further a narrative.  The deck crew versus the interior vying for Sandy’s praises perhaps?