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Pastor Jamal Bryant

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And the congregation said… shocking. After being introduced to Pastor Jamal Bryant on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle Bryant’s former spouse never found himself on the receiving end of praise by fans due to his questionable history in the pulpit. The man who spreads the word of God has been accused multiple times of spreading his seed, which, to my knowledge, is frowned upon in the Bible.

Even though Gizelle left her marriage to Jamal because he can’t keep his holy manhood from anointing others, she gave him another shot to redeem himself. Their reunion ultimately didn’t work because it’s difficult to have a longterm connection with someone who only appears via FaceTime. Jamal lost Gizelle again, but his problems didn’t end there. Now Jamal is facing a financial crisis and is accused of not paying his taxes in a timely manner. In other news, Grand Dame Karen Huger is headed to the t-shirt print shop.

Nicki Minaj

Calling all Barbz, calling all Barbz — report to the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion ASAP. What seemingly started as a joke with rapper Nicki Minaj eyeing Andy Cohen’s hosting seat at the upcoming reunion sounds like it might become a reality. From the sound of it, it seems like Nicki is a big Karen Huger fan and has some poignant questions for Miss Candiace Dillard-Bassett. And she might finally be the one to personally get Gizelle Bryant’s daughters some tickets to one of her shows. Because Jamal Bryant really thought a bunch of teenage girls would rather have a restaurant than tickets to a Nicki Minaj show. Ugh, men *eyeroll*.

Based on the amazing RHOP promo using a remixed version of Nicki’s “Moment 4 Life,” it seems like all of the Potomac ladies are bonafide Barbz. It’s honestly one of the most iconic promos in Real Housewives history. I bet Monique Samuels is fueling that Bravo had the idea after her exit. And newbie Mia Thornton is probably glad she not only got to be involved in this, but the RHOP campaign with UGG x Telfar shoot as well. Timing is everything, darlings.

Candiace Dillard Bassett Real Housewives Of Potomac

If you’re still sleeping on The Real Housewives of Potomac, there might be no hope for you. This is a franchise that delivers five star episodes every week. Every woman on the cast is working for that check. It’s the perfect blend of drama and comedy. No other city is even coming close to topping them right now. Newbie Mia Thornton already has herself front and center in the group’s drama. Her feud with Wendy Osefo is SERVING.

Mia has been quite the flip flop since joining the group. Despite her loyalty to Karen Huger, she’s shown interest in befriending Gizelle Bryant & Robyn Dixon. Whether or not she’ll bond with them remains to be seen. It’s going to be difficult for her to walk that fine line for too long. It’s likely she’ll end up planted firmly on the side of The Grande Dame. However, the journey to getting to that point should be delicious!

Nicki Minaj

Real Housewives of Potomac literally is life. The ultimate remedy to the Sunday Scaries. And one of the only Real Housewives cities that I tend to watch each episode at least twice in the same week because I just can’t get enough. The ladies of Potomac are truly the Grand Dames of Bravo and it’s only getting better every season.

This season of RHOP is highly anticipated for several reasons, one being we’re finally getting past the infamous fight between Monique Samuels and Candiace Dillard-Bassett. Gizelle Bryant and Wendy Osefo seemingly go head-to-head thanks to none other but the chatter on the streets of Potomac. Karen Huger has a new sidekick Mia Thornton who’s a shady and chaotic new addition. And whether you agree or not, Robyn Dixon and Ashley Darby are the messy side characters I need in every episode.

Candiace Dillard Bassett Real Housewives Of Potomac

The Real Housewives of Potomac is truly a one-of-a-kind show. The ladies will be sitting around, having a kiki and it will turn into a shade-throwing battle at the snap of a finger. We’ve seen it between Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger nearly every episode. Or Candiace Dillard-Bassett and Ashley Darby in the infamous butter knife incident. Potomac is a top-tier city because it’s a genuine drama between real friends. And even newbie Mia Thornton is fitting right into the mold, with her best bud the Grande Dame by her side.

Mia’s jumped right into the drama, getting into it with the new and improved Wendy Osefo. Mia’s been messy, but Zen Wen isn’t exactly keeping the peace either in her attempts to defend Gizzy. And it got even worse at the spa trip that was meant to keep the peace. Mia’s hinted that she gets into it the most with Wendy and CandeePants, so we’ll have to wait and see what caused the major food fight hinted in the RHOP trailer.

Gizelle Bryant Real Housewives Of Potomac

Real Housewives of Potomac is in fine form this season. And the legendary feud between the Grand Dame Karen Huger and Gizelle Bryant is still going strong. During the RHOP premiere episode, Wendy Osefo threw a “nude interlude” party to show off her new breasts and ample new butt.

Karen took a moment to call out Gizelle for having a “fiery box” and said that’s why they “went to Sing Sing.” What the hell was Karen talking about? Gizelle dissed Ray Huger’s “broken penis.”

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Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. What do all of these things have in common? They’re legendary feuds in their own right. And I would argue that the ongoing back and forth between forever frenemies Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger on the Real Housewives of Potomac trumps them all, at least when it comes to expert shade-throwing. And somehow it still feels like it’s just getting started.

Gizelle and Karen have battled it out to be the Queen B of RHOP since the beginning. And their feud has so many iconic moments, from Gizelle’s #FreeUncleBen shirt to the Grand Dame’s attack on Jamal Bryant who lives in the phone. We had the mime scene. The birthday party seat fiasco. And countless arguments during reunions. It’s a feud that I will never tire of and never truly pick one side of — I love it for what it is, and I never want either of them to leave RHOP.

Gizelle Bryant Real Housewives Of Potomac

Gizelle Bryant is back to roaming the streets of Potomac, looking for a new man to sit behind her at Real Housewives of Potomac reunions. She and Jamal Bryant aka Pastor Holy Whore recently broke up, because he really does live in the phone. Her three daughters have been vocal to give their mom dating advice, and maybe she should take some fashion tips as well to help her find a man. But Karen Huger would say her “fiery box” is the reason Gizelle is single, whatever that means.

Gizelle has been one of the only people in the Real Housewives universe to support Porsha Williams‘ recent engagement to Simon Guobadia, the ex of her old pal Falynn Guobadia. Gizelle and Porsha are clearly buddy-buddy considering Bravo’s Chat Room, so, for once, Gizelle didn’t have anything shady to say about the shadiest relationship of all time. Veryyyy suspicious.