Sigh. Because what would we do if we didn’t get to see Kim Zolciak’s smoking body at least once every few days, right? Seriously folks, she is at it again, and I am beginning to wonder which Kim is more obsessed with selfies – Zolciak or Kardashian. I mean, we get it Kim Z., you’ve had 6 children and you look amazing, but can you please stop with the selfies that make the rest of us feel like Mama June?
Though Kim’s latest attempt to show off her body show off her most recent Christmas outfit may have some fans jumping up and down with glee (we would have thought that her near death experience would have taught her a thing or two about not being so vain), not everyone so quick to compliment Kim on how great she looks.
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In reality, Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough took home the mirror ball trophy last night, but Kim did finally get to perform the I Dream Of Jeannie inspired Samba she was schedule to do the week she withdrew. “It was very emotional,” shared Kim. “I had a stroke when I left. I had heart surgery three weeks ago. So, to be back here doing my dance, it goes way beyond the show and the experience. I am so thankful to be here.” See the weepy video Kim posted on Instagram after her 30 seconds of Samba below.
Yesterday Kim and partner Tony Dovolani started rehearsing for their season finale dance. A mini stroke may have caused Kim to leave the show prematurely, but never fear, the ever-resilient Kim will prove she can still shake her wig!
After getting over her intense fear of speaking in public, Kim Zolciak shared last month that she’s embarking on a nationwide 20 city motivational speaking tour. Kim announced that tickets are on sale starting today for the Ask Believe Receive Tour! And they can be yours for the low low price of $125. Or $175 if you want the true VIP experience!
Kim’s tour will kick off in Duluth, Georgia in December. Venue to be announced to ticket buyers via email two weeks before the event. Likely so she can wait to determine what size space to rent – a stadium or the back room at the local Applebee’s.
Finally. Last night was the season finale of Don’t Be Tardy, so we had to bid farewell to chef Tracy. Don’t cry. It’s Bravo. She’ll be back. They’ll all be back. That said, if Brielle gets a job at E! News, I officially give up…on everything. Plus, I have a big birthday coming up, and every time I watch this show and remember that Kim Zolciak Biermannclaims to be is a few years younger than I am, I want drown my sorrows in some of her sparkling raspberry moscato. If you’ve had it, you know how badly this realization is for me.
The episode begins with KJ and Kroy building a kite. Kroy is heading off to camp with the Falcons which makes KJ the f$%#&* head of the household. KJ has it covered. He plans to chain Brielle in her room for at least a week. Smart kid. Meanwhile, Brielle and Slade are debating how much a ton weighs, and Kim and Kroy are taking the couple to Kim’s favorite psychic, Rose, so they can figure out the future of their relationship. Kim loves the psychic so much, Kaia’s middle name is Rose. Rose predicts that Brielle will have three kids, a wonderful husband and good fortune…and it’s starting next year. Rose reads Slade’s palm and also sees a marriage within a year. Slade jokes that it will be a really tiny ring then.