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Kim Zolciak Pregnant With Baby #5; Confirms The News On Season Finale of Don’t Be Tardy

by Reality Tea on June 25th, 2013

Kim Zolciak is pregnant with her fifth child! Kim and Kroy Biermann shared their news tonight on the season finale of Don't Be Tardy (full recap coming tomorrow!).

Pregnancy rumors have been swirling for several weeks and Kim's growing baby bump was on full display during her recent vacation. Kim avoided commenting so that she could make the grand announcement on her show.

Kim and Kroy are already parents to Kash and KJ, as well as Kim's daughters from previous relationships, Ariana and Brielle.

Hopefully Wigs gave up the Cigs!

Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Bravo

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: My IUD & Me!

by Mary on June 12th, 2013

On last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy, our favorite wig-wearing delusionite came up with a new reason for why she can't do anything for herself.

Apparently Kim Zolciak now has ADD and it's the all the fault of that pesky birth control chip known as the IUD. So what's a lady of the wigdor to do? Yank it out in the powder room all by herself, y'all! Don't Be Classy!

Things begin with Kim at home roaming around pretending to be busy while the nannies hover in the corner just to the left of screen. In the meantime Brielle is doing everything possible to get Kim's attention while Kim talks about herself and pretends she's sooooooooo busy. Brielle says that now that Kim is married to Kroy Biermann and dealing with the boys she feels like she never gets anytime with her mom alone.

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Was Kim Zolciak Photographed Smoking While Reportedly Pregnant?

by Mary on June 6th, 2013

Yesterday it was reported that Kim Zolciak is knocked up with baby number 5. Lord help us…

The Don't Be Tardy star has apparently been hiding the pregnancy because she's probably brokering some big announcement with a tabloid. Hot on the heels of the news, The Daily Mail captured Kim allegedly smoking while sporting a noticeable baby bump during a recent vacation with her family.

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Christmas With The Wigmanns!

by Mary on June 5th, 2013

Last night on Don't Be Tardy, the Biermann family celebrated Christmas and argued about traditions. See, Kim Zolciak's traditions include dropping thousands upon thousands on tacky Christmas decorations like she lives in the White House where as Kroy Biermann's traditions include embracing the true meaning of Christmas: family and quality time.

Eventually in a Bravo-tized version of The Christmas Carol, Wigenezer Scrooge realizes Christmas isn't about Cartier and $4000 diamond-studded Christmas trees with a LV logo, but about the people you love the most!

Things begin with Kim trying to convince us she's a young woman of 35 by getting Thermage, a laser face lift. At first I thought Kim must be getting vaginal rejuvenation because her skirt slit was so high she was borderline in need of a black modesty bar to hide the ladybits. I was wrong though – apparently one just wears really revealing clothing to the dermatologist!

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Is Kim Zolciak Pregnant With Baby Number 5?

by Mary on June 5th, 2013

Kim Zolciak has been all kinds of talking about having a baby girl with husband Kroy Biermann, but is she pregnant already?

Apparently the Don't Be Tardy star is expecting her fifth child and trying to keep things quiet ~~until she gets a magazine cover announcing it.~~

"Kim and Kroy are so excited to be pregnant again,” a close friend tells Life & Style. “She’s been trying to keep it quiet — she didn’t realize she’s showing as much as she is.”

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Wig-O-Nomics

by Mary on May 29th, 2013

So last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy was all about growing up. And sadly Kim Zolciak doesn't wanna grow up!

Things begin with a sullen Brielle watching KJ. Brielle decides to entertain him by putting him to work sweatshop labor style as her manicurist. Sadly, KJ's fine motor skills haven't totally refined yet and he gets nail polish all over his face. Hey toddler – go play with some toxic chemicals! Babysitting By Bravo.

Brielle is grounded from her cell phone, TV, and computer since her grades were bad. And unfortunately it's report card day and Brielle has failed math and science. She has a 90% in Spanish though which is good since Kim has hired Spanish-speaking nannies and the only thing Kim knows how to say is Tequila and Taco.

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Don’t Be Tardy For Your Period!

by Mary on May 22nd, 2013

Welcome to the ~~scripted~~ reality television land of Wigs N Cigs where a ~~40-something~~ 35-year-old woman has never heard of an IUD and can't get along with her parents to save her life. If you were confused for a second; nope that's not Brielle's storyline – it's Kim Zolciak's!

On last night's installment of Don't Be Tardy, Bravo seemed to prove that the only reason Kim got a second spinoff was to exploit the legal/custodial drama happening with her parents because other than that this show has ZERO going on except for completely fabricated and ridiculous plots.

So Kim and Kroy Biermann take a walk in the woods and decide they are ready for a third child. I mean what else does Kim have to do; she doesn't work and she has two nannies for her other two kids so she can basically sit around and be prego, ensuring her investments will grow and grow. I believe they call that an "installment plan"? Ask, conceive and receive!

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Happy Wigsgiving!

by Mary on May 15th, 2013

Let's all give thanks… Don't Be Tardy style. And what does that entail? Purchasing a pre-packed, pre-sliced turkey from a designer clothing store. More on this later.

On last night's episode Kim Zolciak's daughters were forced to deal with the Sins of the Wig, whose own parents have turned against her in the media over her alleged famewhoring. It was actually sad.

Things begin with Kim and her girls making something called "slutty brownies". They actually sound amazing. Brielle and Arianna want to make brownies from scratch, Kim argues for boxed mix especially in light of the fact that she doesn't even have sugar in her pantry.

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