Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.
What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?
Kyle Richards, Snooki, and Porsha Williams did some press for the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. It kicks off in January and we cannot wait!
Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania attended the Musicians On Call Deck The Halls Holiday Sweater Party at Kola House. Dolores has been enjoying several nights out recently – see her different looks in the gallery below.
Ramona Singerwas a social butterfly this week and was spotted at a few different events. Sonja Morgan glammed it up for the Celebrity Page and Bagatelle New York Holiday Party.
To be honest, I really don’t get what Siggy Flicker expected to get out of being a cast member on Real Housewives of New Jersey. She’s all about being the peacemaker, but that is not what we want from this show.
Nevertheless, I am not surprised that Siggy requested for the ladies to come in for group hug at the end of the reunion. I have no idea if she and Dolores Catania are going to be back next season, since they didn’t really contribute to the story lines, but they’re capitalizing on Housewives experience while they can and they want to do public appearances – together – of course.
As someone who has written about the exploits and shenanigans of Real Housewives for many moons, Real Housewives Of New Jersey is the only show which leaves me emotionally exhausted.
On one level, it’s a nod to their ability to remain raw in front of the cameras, years after years of doom and gloom fighting. However, on the other side, their lack of self-awareness means season after season after season someone – Teresa Giudice, usually – is gonna be accused of a maelstrom of denial that the other ladies have no idea they are also wallowing in. So sometimes you need 5 Xanax – maybe 10! – to get through it.
Our favorite reality TV stars, including Melissa Gorga, Caroline Fleming, and Kyle Richards, love to show off their adorable kids and family photos on social media. It is tough to narrow down, but here is our pick for the sweetest photos from the past few weeks.