Vanderpump Rules Returns For Season 7!

There’s a new season of Vanderpump Rules approaching. And if you can’t believe it’s been SEVEN seasons of Jax Taylor working in a bar, you’re not alone there friends!

However this season we know Jax is fired from SUR and is spending all his time planning his magical Kentucky wedding to Brittany Cartwright and also convincing everyone that he’s sincere about wanting to get married. Tom 1 is also getting his big break when TomTom finally opens. Except now he and Tom Schwartz, the guy who had a panic attack making cocktails at Pump, have found themselves in Lisa Vanderpump‘s position of having to manage all the young hooligans who can’t keep their legs or their mouths closed. Aaaaah… fun times and great memories!

Stassi Schroeder will be trotting her new boyfriend Beau Clarke, who is eying his 15 minutes the way a dog licks his chops for a bone, and she’s also finally getting some career direction with unexciting new business venture. Except not everybody likes Beau… Luckily Ariana Madix does, which finally gives these two birthday buddies something to bond over.

Tom and Ariana, however, hit a rough spot as Tom focuses all his time and energy into TomTom, and then, distracted, accidentally shares an intimate personal secret about Ariana. Is it that *gasp* she hates people looking at body?! Oh, wait that was last season.

Scheana Marie never got back together with Rob, but she’s found a new obsession in younger ~~famewhore~~ man Adam Spott. Lala Kent takes her relationship with Randall to the next level.

And it appears that the one bright spot in all of this is James Kennedy continuing to be Just James. This season he tries his hand at being a rapper and uses his friend group as inspiration. But Kristen Doute, looking for something – anything! – to keep her relevant retaliates (again) by spreading a malicious rumor about James that wreaks havoc among their friend group. Yikes.