Cynthia Bailey and the Real Housewives of Atlanta are back. This is the ultimate franchise, for real. It will out-do any other show on Bravo even with 50+ Cynt pushing the mid-pandemic wedding story line. Let’s get to the stripper and bachelorette party drama! Now THAT is the scandal I think we all deserve on our screens.
Cynthia’s wedding to Mike Hill is semi-old news. It’s hard not to be happy for our girl. It feels like forever ago she was divorcing the pathetic grifter known as Peter Thomas.
Things are getting intense for Kathryn Dennis on the latest Southern Charm episode. We’re finally to the revolting and dreaded monkey emoji moment. Viewers watched Danni Baird and Leva Bonaparte discuss how completely insane it all was. Stranger still is the fact that Kathryn went to newbie Leva for advice on the matter.
Leva has been very clear that she does not consider herself a token on the show. That said, these two really aren’t friends at all. It’s a bit strange to see Kathryn go to her for help. In fact, Leva started her time on the show pretty upset with Kathryn spreading rumors about Cameran Eubanks. Leva has also mentioned Kathryn in a few other unflattering comments. Now she’s speaking out about her feelings on Kathryn’s careless racist comments.
Did you hear the big Southern Charm accomplishment this year, guys!? Shep Rose has a girlfriend! Taylor Ann Green! Let’s all hurry up and give this 40 year old man the attention he needs for dating someone for some months so we can all move on. Please. I’m begging.
While some people think his new relationship has made Shep a better person, I just don’t know. He’s still basically a drunk lump in JCrew. Am I missing something?
Well, as we round out the messy ass year of 2020, we certainly all deserve this fresh season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. The ladies came out strong in their season premiere. The opening was heavily focused on the early pandemic days. We also saw Porsha Williams represent the black lives matter movement in a huge way. She has come so far since we first met her. I feel honored to have watched the evolution of this icon.
Unfortunately, not everything has changed. Kenya Moore is still in her miserable marriage to Mark Daly. This guy is a full time garbage person. I can’t wait for her to be free of his black hole suck on her magic. Kenya is a queen (don’t @ me), but she has always been lost in love. Remember Walter Jackson!? Fucking yikes.
Kelly Dodd will never miss an opportunity to prove a point. It’s happening constantly on and off the Real Housewives of Orange County screen. Off screen she’s aggressively gone after Michael Dodd in recent weeks. She’s came for her husband’s ex for literally no reason. She’s also been blasting her completely inaccurate Coronavirus beliefs all over social media. Then there’s her deplorable take on the Black Lives Matter movement. Where to begin. She’s been corny to the point of getting called out by other Bravo stars.
On screen, Kelly down two amigas to butt heads with. Does anyone miss Tamra Judge or Vicki Gunvalson? Besides themselves? They’re so bitter to have been fired. I’m almost loving the fact that Kelly won’t just let their names die. *cue music* This is the drag that never ends…
The Southern Charm series sure has it’s share of love triangles and failed relationships. Currently we have Thomas Ravenel, his newest baby’s mother, and Kathryn Dennis. Then there’s Austen Kroll, Madison LeCroy, and John Pringle. Honestly, none of these combinations of relationships are going to work out. But that’s not why we watch, is it?
This show has also kept viewers on their toes for the birth of three Southern Charm babies in 7 seasons. Thomas and Kathryn had their two. Shortly after they entered into an intense custody battle, and there was yet another love triangle. This time it involved the infamous Ashley Jacobs. There was also Cameran Eubanks who previously claimed she would never be ready for parenthood. Instead, she has taken motherhood by the ovaries. It’s almost impossible to say what will happen next, but that didn’t stop the current cast from placing their bets anyways!
Here we go again. Paul Staehle from 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After is back to the off-screen drama. Maybe forever this time.
Paul has never been too shy to run to the press with his latest sob story or other dramatic moment. I’ll never forget the disgusting kitchy scene he tried to make happen in the tampon aisle. I’m also starting to think the machete cell-phone robbery was completely fake. He does the most. It’s almost like he relies on the measly checks from the 90 Day Fiance world to pay the bills. What’s his job again?
Austen Kroll, after years of puppy-dogging behind Shep Rose and Craig Conover, may finally be coming into his own. He’s one by one starting to call out his cast-mates for being shitty. It’s sort of impressive. He’s even come for Patricia Altshul’s caftans. Look out now!
While some seem to think Austen’s whining is limitless and played out, others are finding it refreshing. He’s certainly shooting his shot on this season of Southern Charm. On camera, and off.